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Do ya'll haz Paper Shredder ?
« on: Sat, 28 January 2017, 18:56:18 »
Is one useful ?

Should Tp4 get one..

Tp4 do all banking by mail.. so Tp4 thought maybe, no ?


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Re: Do ya'll haz Paper Shredder ?
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 28 January 2017, 18:57:58 »
Unless you collect a bunch of documents over time and do a shred sesh, I would say no. Just rip that **** up
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Re: Do ya'll haz Paper Shredder ?
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 28 January 2017, 19:26:43 »
Unless you collect a bunch of documents over time and do a shred sesh, I would say no. Just rip that **** up

Yeah honestly, the difference between a shredder and tearing that **** up is minimal IF someone has a need to gather your information. The more you shred in one sitting, the harder it is to piece it back together as well as the obvious of saving the effort of tearing up thousands of bits of paper.

Unless your a billionaire or your the head of a drug smuggling ring not many people will have an interest in your papers.

If you are a paranoid ****, your better off getting a crosscut shredder as opposed to standard because you are paranoid about the government or bank fraudsters trying to steal the $20 out of your savings account and you gotta destroy all your juicy information.

Another best practice is to only put your rubbish out the morning it is due to get picked up as opposed to the previous evening.

Alternatively find an office with a document destruction contract and put it in their bin if you can get to it.

OR JUST RIP THAT **** UP LIKE MOST OTHER PEOPLE and then tip sardine juice in the bin

I don't do any of this **** but I have had correct document disposal procedures jammed down my throat at random points in time.

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Re: Do ya'll haz Paper Shredder ?
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 28 January 2017, 19:31:06 »
Unless you collect a bunch of documents over time and do a shred sesh, I would say no. Just rip that **** up

If you conduct serious business then YES get a 2603 SMC Level 6 Cross-Cut Shredder which guarantees absolute secrecy when it comes to destroying any of your documents.  Even the NSA won't tackle any paper reformation from any shredder with that level of security shredding.

It's the same type used by Obama and of course Trump within the near future and if it works for them, then it will protect you easily.

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Re: Do ya'll haz Paper Shredder ?
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 28 January 2017, 19:37:00 »
Oh yeah and if you only have a few things to get rid of, just get a milo/coffee tin and burn the papers. It's cheaper, much cheaper and easier.

But for you tp, I would be careful as that would involve going outside where the germs are.

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Re: Do ya'll haz Paper Shredder ?
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 28 January 2017, 19:41:18 »
Unless you collect a bunch of documents over time and do a shred sesh, I would say no. Just rip that **** up

If you conduct serious business then YES get a 2603 SMC Level 6 Cross-Cut Shredder which guarantees absolute secrecy when it comes to destroying any of your documents.  Even the NSA won't tackle any paper reformation from any shredder with that level of security shredding.

It's the same type used by Obama and of course Trump within the near future and if it works for them, then it will protect you easily.

oooooo.....  what's the science behind 1mm by 5mm..   I can understand manually doing this would be fruitless..

But if they had a super computer..

Maybe the NSA designed that tolerance around what they're capable of decript-ing..



So when you specific structural beams for rollercoasters, you multiply the calculated requirement by 10, 15, or 30..   

So the NSA has a super computer, that is capable of decrypting xxxxx..  then they divide by a factor and arrive at 1mm by 5mm..



Hrrrrmmm..........

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Re: Do ya'll haz Paper Shredder ?
« Reply #6 on: Sun, 29 January 2017, 00:53:35 »
Who uses paper anymore???

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Re: Do ya'll haz Paper Shredder ?
« Reply #7 on: Sun, 29 January 2017, 00:58:44 »
Who uses paper anymore???

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Re: Do ya'll haz Paper Shredder ?
« Reply #9 on: Sun, 29 January 2017, 01:40:28 »
Don't buy super cheap ones. They overheat, jam and will waste your time. TP4 must be efficient
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Re: Do ya'll haz Paper Shredder ?
« Reply #10 on: Sun, 29 January 2017, 03:22:32 »
Don't buy super cheap ones. They overheat, jam and will waste your time. TP4 must be efficient

Looked at the prices all afternoon..

I think.. I'm just going to burn the papers in my $8 metal garbage can instead.. hahahahahhaaha

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Re: Do ya'll haz Paper Shredder ?
« Reply #11 on: Sun, 29 January 2017, 03:26:41 »
Yes burning is so much more fun.

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Re: Do ya'll haz Paper Shredder ?
« Reply #12 on: Sun, 29 January 2017, 13:44:12 »
I haz never thrown anything away. I keep all my waste paper myself. COZ I TRUST NOBODY! Yeahh.. the garbage man will probably be reaaaallly curious what I am not throwing away. F**K m!
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Re: Do ya'll haz Paper Shredder ?
« Reply #13 on: Sun, 29 January 2017, 14:17:07 »
I have a decent cross cut shredder ... It seems like a reasonable precaution to take when dealing with stuff with account info or whatever on it.