Mastodon.rocks

[xtrafrood]

Whatcha' think about Mastodon tp4? Any thoughts?

[tp4tissue]

Tp4 prefer frogs.. but.. mastodons are cool too

[SBJ]

Tp4 prefer frogs.. but.. mastodons are cool too

How can you prefer frogs to mastodons?!

[xtrafrood]

Tp4 prefer frogs.. but.. mastodons are cool too

How can you prefer frogs to mastodons?!

I have to side with tp4 on this one. Mastodons will steal all the salt and minerals. I don't want to share my licking rocks. But on the other hand GOT's Mastodons > Frogs. I'd totally share my licking rock with a GOT Mastodon.

[tp4tissue]

I outsided once, and were walking, and saw these small mountain goats licking a rock outcrop where a small stream of ground water brought salt to the surface.

[fanpeople]

I outsided once, and were walking, and saw these small mountain goats licking a rock outcrop where a small stream of ground water brought salt to the surface.

Ive watched my dog eat his own **** from the backyard.... it was just as mystifying

[tp4tissue]

I outsided once, and were walking, and saw these small mountain goats licking a rock outcrop where a small stream of ground water brought salt to the surface.

Ive watched my dog eat his own **** from the backyard.... it was just as mystifying

ur suppose to stop him from doing that.

[fanpeople]

I outsided once, and were walking, and saw these small mountain goats licking a rock outcrop where a small stream of ground water brought salt to the surface.

Ive watched my dog eat his own **** from the backyard.... it was just as mystifying

ur suppose to stop him from doing that.

 IM NOT HIS ****ING FATHER IF HE IS STUPID ENOUGH TO EAT HIS OWN **** THEN SO BE IT.

[fanpeople]

OH BY THE WAY IVE BEEN DRINKING FOR A WHILE SO EITHER BRACE YOURSELF FOR SOME SERIOS ****POSTING OR I MAY FALL ASLEEP< ONLY TIME WILL TEL:L

[xtrafrood]

Meanwhile.. not one mention of the social platform known as Mastodon..

[fanpeople]

[tp4tissue]

OH BY THE WAY IVE BEEN DRINKING FOR A WHILE SO EITHER BRACE YOURSELF FOR SOME SERIOS ****POSTING OR I MAY FALL ASLEEP< ONLY TIME WILL TEL:L

Oh man.. it's gonna be a fun sunday..   Although i'm surprised ur female isn't making you do chores..   all the encumbered males I know of are weekend domestic slaves.

[tp4tissue]

Meanwhile.. not one mention of the social platform known as Mastodon..

This is for young people..

Have never heard of it.

Tp4 don't even haz a facebook.. cuz tp4 haz 0x friends.

[xtrafrood]

Meanwhile.. not one mention of the social platform known as Mastodon..

This is for young people..

Have never heard of it.

Tp4 don't even haz a facebook.. cuz tp4 haz 0x friends.

Young people?

[fanpeople]

OH BY THE WAY IVE BEEN DRINKING FOR A WHILE SO EITHER BRACE YOURSELF FOR SOME SERIOS ****POSTING OR I MAY FALL ASLEEP< ONLY TIME WILL TEL:L

Oh man.. it's gonna be a fun sunday..   Although i'm surprised ur female isn't making you do chores..   all the encumbered males I know of are weekend domestic slaves.

MY WIFE AND I LIVE IN SEPERATE HOUSES THOUSANDS OF KMS AWAY DUE TO WORK SO I CAN DO WHATEVER THE **** I LIKE WHICH CONSISTS OF LIVING LIKE A SLOB< DRINKING< AND PLAYING BF! AND ****POPSTING S

[tp4tissue]

MY WIFE AND I LIVE IN SEPERATE HOUSES THOUSANDS OF KMS AWAY DUE TO WORK SO I CAN DO WHATEVER THE **** I LIKE WHICH CONSISTS OF LIVING LIKE A SLOB< DRINKING< AND PLAYING BF! AND ****POPSTING S

Translation..

/Australian
/Cheating on my wife
/Drinking
/Drinking while cheating on my wife, while playing Battlefield 1, while talking to sifos from america..

[fanpeople]

MY WIFE AND I LIVE IN SEPERATE HOUSES THOUSANDS OF KMS AWAY DUE TO WORK SO I CAN DO WHATEVER THE **** I LIKE WHICH CONSISTS OF LIVING LIKE A SLOB< DRINKING< AND PLAYING BF! AND ****POPSTING S

Translation..

/Australian
/Drinking
/Drinking while playing Battlefield 1, while talking to sifos from america..
/BREATHING IN LEAD FUMES

FTFY

[xtrafrood]

Welp. That was fun.

[kosm3]

I like that one

 

[xtrafrood]

eyyyy Mastodon.social opened up for new recruits warlords er people..