merica' got myself a Truck today..

[atarione]

oh yeah... no more cars for this guy... #truckstuff 

here is my new Chevy Colorado LT w/ V6 (blah blah blah diesel blah) it isn't the diesel... It is quite nice to drive about in... I'm liking the higher ride height.. saw some chump in a civic straining their neck because they couldn't see around my truck...I lol.. that feel in car when you can't see around the truck..HA

I am liking not hitting my sunglasses into the headliner if i raise them to the top of mah head also... in general I'm quite stoked

[atarione]

apparently according to the dealer all the kewl kids are getting the blacked out chevy logo... blah blah blah..came with blacked out chevy logo..

[chyros]

micropenis detected

[fanpeople]

apparently according to the dealer all the kewl kids are getting the blacked out chevy logo... blah blah blah..came with blacked out chevy logo..

All the cool kids in Australia get the Holden badge replaced with the Chevy badge **** knows why. Also microkeeb detected.

[atarione]

micropenis detected

It is a midsized truck..because my wang is gigantic... I drove a Volvo 240 Station wagon for a god damn decade.. that is how big my **** is.. true story..

[atarione]

apparently according to the dealer all the kewl kids are getting the blacked out chevy logo... blah blah blah..came with blacked out chevy logo..

All the cool kids in Australia get the Holden badge replaced with the Chevy badge **** knows why. Also microkeeb detected.

ha.. I have seen a few chevy's with Holden badges here actually...

[fanpeople]

apparently according to the dealer all the kewl kids are getting the blacked out chevy logo... blah blah blah..came with blacked out chevy logo..

All the cool kids in Australia get the Holden badge replaced with the Chevy badge **** knows why. Also microkeeb detected.

ha.. I have seen a few chevy's with Holden badges here actually...

wtf really?

[atarione]

apparently according to the dealer all the kewl kids are getting the blacked out chevy logo... blah blah blah..came with blacked out chevy logo..

All the cool kids in Australia get the Holden badge replaced with the Chevy badge **** knows why. Also microkeeb detected.

ha.. I have seen a few chevy's with Holden badges here actually...

wtf really?

yeah.. I have seen a few ,,,a couple Pontiac G8's and a Chevy SS as well as what I believe was an Impala w/ Holden badges

also saw some gluten for expensive / aggravation with an actual Holden ute recently.. stunning I was quite jealous if I'm honest...apparently there is some company importing these and switching enough stuff to get them legal in the USA .. more expense / hassle than I'm down for atm.. but good on him..

[chyros]

micropenis detected

It is a midsized truck..because my wang is gigantic... I drove a Volvo 240 Station wagon for a god damn decade.. that is how big my **** is.. true story..

Then why did you switch from such a cool, classic car to this tasteless poser rubbish? D;

[tp4tissue]

micropenis detected

It is a midsized truck..because my wang is gigantic... I drove a Volvo 240 Station wagon for a god damn decade.. that is how big my **** is.. true story..

Eating animal foods is the main cause of erectile dysfunction.  It's the first sign of serious arteriolar sclerosis


Eat vegetables for --Maximum Wang--

[atarione]

micropenis detected

It is a midsized truck..because my wang is gigantic... I drove a Volvo 240 Station wagon for a god damn decade.. that is how big my **** is.. true story..

Then why did you switch from such a cool, classic car to this tasteless poser rubbish? D;

apparently though i didn't know it at the time... to annoy Europeans???   

blah blah blah.. I wanted the truck to expand my recreational options.. take bikes to the mountains.. carry camping / whatever supplies..

I also have joint pain... getting in and out of lower slung cars is a hassle... this truck is a perfect height for getting in / out of and blah blah blah..

I sold the volvo because my wife is a cancer survivor... and it had 250~k miles (odometer chucked it at about 225K) air con hadn't worked in years... and it had a tendency to blow fuses whenever it felt like doing so...   I needed a car with AC that worked and that was newer /more comfortable to drive her to doctor's appointments all over creation many times a week..

That started the chevy progression got a cruze then as it was cheap, then got a Malibu because the cruze was too small after living with it for 3yrs and now got the Truck because my wife has been cancer free for 5yrs (anniversary just pasted) and I decided finally I could get the truck I had wanted for awhile..

I did absolutely love my Volvo 240 ...and if my wife hadn't have gotten sick I might have spent some money getting it a bit more sorted ... but I didn't have the time ..etc and so it had to go.

[tp4tissue]

I also have joint pain... getting in and out of lower slung cars is a hassle... this truck is a perfect height for getting in / out of and blah blah blah..

I sold the volvo because my wife is a cancer survivor...

My wife has been cancer free for 5yrs (anniversary just pasted)

I did absolutely love my Volvo 240 ...and if my wife hadn't have gotten sick I might have spent some money getting it a bit more sorted ... but I didn't have the time ..etc and so it had to go.

Meats and higher oil consumption is the root cause to all those things..

Gotta get on 100% Veggie today /!!

[atarione]

man.. if you don't like getting tailgated get a truck... 90+% reduction in "genius" tailgaters driving around here today (los angles...)

also if you can help it don't live in /near .etc los angles ...

not sure why (and no I don't clog up the fast lane... ) people are too nutz to be in the fast lane in LA for my taste .. going flow of traffic generally 3rd or 4th lane... only time I got tailgated was a few different dodge challengers... which actually have quite abysmal crash testing results...LA area Dodge Challenger drivers... RELAX... it is always rush hour here... chill..

[fanpeople]

First coulpe years of driving i would just lose it when someone was tailgateing me. Then i knida realsied that all these people i knew felt the same way when they were being tailgated but were oblivious to the fact that they would sit half a second behind the car in front. Now i prey for tailgaters, got to turn that 3000 dollar car into a 9000 payout and give me an excuse to upgrade.


You know in Australia, people that drive "trucks" utes are the worst for road rage, tailgating and neglecting to indicate.

[atarione]

First coulpe years of driving i would just lose it when someone was tailgateing me. Then i knida realsied that all these people i knew felt the same way when they were being tailgated but were oblivious to the fact that they would sit half a second behind the car in front. Now i prey for tailgaters, got to turn that 3000 dollar car into a 9000 payout and give me an excuse to upgrade.


You know in Australia, people that drive "trucks" utes are the worst for road rage, tailgating and neglecting to indicate.

yeah.. the truck drivers are pretty much the same here.. however they seem to more or less leave you alone if you are also driving a truck (1st day suggests anyways..)

[rowdy]

apparently according to the dealer all the kewl kids are getting the blacked out chevy logo... blah blah blah..came with blacked out chevy logo..

All the cool kids in Australia get the Holden badge replaced with the Chevy badge **** knows why. Also microkeeb detected.

ha.. I have seen a few chevy's with Holden badges here actually...

wtf really?

Cue forum or marketplace for people to swap badges.

[fanpeople]

First coulpe years of driving i would just lose it when someone was tailgateing me. Then i knida realsied that all these people i knew felt the same way when they were being tailgated but were oblivious to the fact that they would sit half a second behind the car in front. Now i prey for tailgaters, got to turn that 3000 dollar car into a 9000 payout and give me an excuse to upgrade.


You know in Australia, people that drive "trucks" utes are the worst for road rage, tailgating and neglecting to indicate.

yeah.. the truck drivers are pretty much the same here.. however they seem to more or less leave you alone if you are also driving a truck (1st day suggests anyways..)

Maybe your in the fraternity of trucks now, they dont pick on their own kind

[atarione]

Maybe your in the fraternity of trucks now, they dont pick on their own kind

yeah.. I think "we" (lol..we now I guess??) truck bros respect other truck bros apparently??   

[chyros]

First coulpe years of driving i would just lose it when someone was tailgateing me. Then i knida realsied that all these people i knew felt the same way when they were being tailgated but were oblivious to the fact that they would sit half a second behind the car in front. Now i prey for tailgaters, got to turn that 3000 dollar car into a 9000 payout and give me an excuse to upgrade.


You know in Australia, people that drive "trucks" utes are the worst for road rage, tailgating and neglecting to indicate.

Because they're bogans? XD

[fanpeople]

First coulpe years of driving i would just lose it when someone was tailgateing me. Then i knida realsied that all these people i knew felt the same way when they were being tailgated but were oblivious to the fact that they would sit half a second behind the car in front. Now i prey for tailgaters, got to turn that 3000 dollar car into a 9000 payout and give me an excuse to upgrade.


You know in Australia, people that drive "trucks" utes are the worst for road rage, tailgating and neglecting to indicate.

Because they're bogans? XD

[Shapey Fiend]

Truck makes plenty of sense to me if you want to take bikes around on a regular basis. The racks are a pain.

[chyros]

Truck makes plenty of sense to me if you want to take bikes around on a regular basis. The racks are a pain.

Or just cycle there?

[atarione]

Truck makes plenty of sense to me if you want to take bikes around on a regular basis. The racks are a pain.

Or just cycle there?

i don't ride on the road... too many close calls and a-holes.. I like to mountain bike..but I am not at all down for riding a bike on the street/roads here in teh USA... I realize in some places in the world things are different.. but here in LA California area .. you are not going to catch me on a road ride....

[chyros]

Truck makes plenty of sense to me if you want to take bikes around on a regular basis. The racks are a pain.

Or just cycle there?

i don't ride on the road... too many close calls and a-holes.. I like to mountain bike..but I am not at all down for riding a bike on the street/roads here in teh USA... I realize in some places in the world things are different.. but here in LA California area .. you are not going to catch me on a road ride....

You have way too many hills there anyway .

[tp4tissue]

First coulpe years of driving i would just lose it when someone was tailgateing me. Then i knida realsied that all these people i knew felt the same way when they were being tailgated but were oblivious to the fact that they would sit half a second behind the car in front. Now i prey for tailgaters, got to turn that 3000 dollar car into a 9000 payout and give me an excuse to upgrade.


You know in Australia, people that drive "trucks" utes are the worst for road rage, tailgating and neglecting to indicate.

Because they're bogans? XD

Most of the time, tailgating is unintentional,  because  when you're coming near a choke point,  Everyone is slowing down, and the person behind you simply won't have space to slow down much further..

[fanpeople]

First coulpe years of driving i would just lose it when someone was tailgateing me. Then i knida realsied that all these people i knew felt the same way when they were being tailgated but were oblivious to the fact that they would sit half a second behind the car in front. Now i prey for tailgaters, got to turn that 3000 dollar car into a 9000 payout and give me an excuse to upgrade.


You know in Australia, people that drive "trucks" utes are the worst for road rage, tailgating and neglecting to indicate.

Because they're bogans? XD

Most of the time, tailgating is unintentional,  because  when you're coming near a choke point,  Everyone is slowing down, and the person behind you simply won't have space to slow down much further..

nah, when u doing 110 down the freeway and there is only you and another car and the other car is about a quarter of a second behind you eventhiugh u are doing the speed limit its selfish ignorance.

[tp4tissue]

Most of the time, tailgating is unintentional,  because  when you're coming near a choke point,  Everyone is slowing down, and the person behind you simply won't have space to slow down much further..

nah, when u doing 110 down the freeway and there is only you and another car and the other car is about a quarter of a second behind you eventhiugh u are doing the speed limit its selfish ignorance.

in that case,  slam the brake and double ko,   that'll teach um'''

[atarione]

Truck still a fine antidote to most tailgaters...  good stuff...


I don't get it ... every dang day here, traffic backs up in the same places.. but god **** if everyone isn't going to floor it to 80 going right into standing back up in the same ****ing place it is literally everyday... weekends as well... god help if you if you are screw it i'm going to coast/~go near speed limit... into all this traffic I know is right ahead..

I wonder what people will gripe about when all the cars drive themselves??? meh..

So far I'm doing the Lord's work in the truck letting people merge... not tailgating.. other trucks are much nicer to you if you are also in a truck... I'm pretty certain now..

apparently 2nd day now ... most people won't mess with you in a truck....

[tp4tissue]

Truck still a fine antidote to most tailgaters...  good stuff...


I don't get it ... every dang day here, traffic backs up in the same places.. but god **** if everyone isn't going to floor it to 80 going right into standing back up in the same ****ing place it is literally everyday... weekends as well... god help if you if you are screw it i'm going to coast/~go near speed limit... into all this traffic I know is right ahead..

I wonder what people will gripe about when all the cars drive themselves??? meh..

So far I'm doing the Lord's work in the truck letting people merge... not tailgating.. other trucks are much nicer to you if you are also in a truck... I'm pretty certain now..

apparently 2nd day now ... most people won't mess with you in a truck....

Wait till you get to the gallons per mile gas bills..

[atarione]

Wait till you get to the gallons per mile gas bills..

I don't have the lightest of right foot still getting 20mpg + avg w/ the truck about ~2mpg less than the Malibu I had before...


also mad ladies checking out the truck at red lights... and a couple chat ups in the parking lot (DON'T TELL THE MRS!!!  ).. but true.. story


I must be sexy AF because I got chatted up by ladies in the Malibu also in parking lots..

[tp4tissue]

Wait till you get to the gallons per mile gas bills..

I don't have the lightest of right foot still getting 20mpg + avg w/ the truck about ~2mpg less than the Malibu I had before...


also mad ladies checking out the truck at red lights... and a couple chat ups in the parking lot (DON'T TELL THE MRS!!!  ).. but true.. story

hahaha..

NEW , sure,   but sooooonnn... hahahaha

[atarione]

I have to admit still haven't put a god damn thing in the back     wonder how long till I actually use the truck part???

meh f*** it I am feeling pretty at home driving a truck ... It has just been fantastic so far...

I mean look at it... sooo nice.. plus for first time in a very long time now, I'm driving basically exactly what I wanted to be driving..

[fohat.digs]

I'm driving basically exactly what I wanted to be driving.

A 3-ton metal penis?

[atarione]

I'm driving basically exactly what I wanted to be driving.

A 3-ton metal penis?

lol... it is more like 2tons it is a mid size truck god damn it... seriously can europeans just not get trucks and so they all have to make peen jokes because they can't have trucks??


https://www.google.com/search?q=chevy+colorad+weight&oq=chevy+colorad+weight&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0i13k1l4.3292.5910.0.6242.11.10.1.0.0.0.196.1227.1j9.10.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.11.1252...0i13i10i30k1j0i22i30k1j35i39k1j0i10k1.3ctWowk9yJI

curb weight 3,936-4700~ some lbs...

308 horse power however... soooo nice...

http://www.caranddriver.com/chevrolet/colorado/specs

[chyros]

You're really driving home the micropenis thing . I'd just not say anything and live with the shame that you drive and are proud of a humongous penis inflator .

If I owned a truck like that, I'd try and hide it from people as much as possible xD .

[atarione]

You're really driving home the micropenis thing . I'd just not say anything and live with the shame that you drive and are proud of a humongous penis inflator .

If I owned a truck like that, I'd try and hide it from people as much as possible xD .

Sad no trucks 4 europeans ..  ur a Peenin' I think that every time I think about u guys..which isn't often..maybe about Swedish girls sometime..or Norwegian girls..but I digress..

I'll be out doing truckstuff....remember to ring that adorable little bell on ur town bike when passing pedestrians

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[atarione]

I realize it is juvenile but I do get that ur a peein' joke in my head whenever I deal with y'all

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[atarione]

It is kinda funny getting all this big truck nonsense here...at home..in real life getting some grief about getting the smaller truck from some of my truckbro friends...next time going to just roll coal w/ the biggest diesel truck I can find..   because merica'

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[kurplop]

I haven't owned anything but trucks since I was 20 (40+ years ago). I've always needed a truck for my work and other activities and as I near retirement, I have wondered if my next vehicle might be a car. I don't think it would. I like the feel of a truck and the rare times I drive my wife's car I invariably find out that I have to pick up something that won't fit in it.

Don't let the razzing get to you. When you have a big gun, you need the appropriate size holster.

[fanpeople]

fyi a truck is medium rigid and above. a ute is a c class vehicle

[tp4tissue]

You're really driving home the micropenis thing . I'd just not say anything and live with the shame that you drive and are proud of a humongous penis inflator .

If I owned a truck like that, I'd try and hide it from people as much as possible xD .

Chyros,   Trucks are for real men,  real men who do real work..   Hammer to Natural Resources..

[iri]

I'm driving basically exactly what I wanted to be driving.

A 3-ton metal penis?

lol... it is more like 2tons it is a mid size truck god damn it... seriously can europeans just not get trucks

Location: 34.04 N 84.47 W

[tp4tissue]

fyi a truck is medium rigid and above. a ute is a c class vehicle

it got them leaf springs

[drewba]

ITT: penis talk.


 

[chyros]

It is kinda funny getting all this big truck nonsense here...at home..in real life getting some grief about getting the smaller truck from some of my truckbro friends...next time going to just roll coal w/ the biggest diesel truck I can find..   because merica'

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You roll with truck bros? Where in the hell are you from?! XD

[atarione]

It is kinda funny getting all this big truck nonsense here...at home..in real life getting some grief about getting the smaller truck from some of my truckbro friends...next time going to just roll coal w/ the biggest diesel truck I can find..   because merica'

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You roll with truck bros? Where in the hell are you from?! XD

SoCal is a truck bro rich environment..   I work with a number of truck bro guys..   I should post a picture of my friend's gigantic diesel dodge with fairly large lift kit (props to him on the suspension lift not body lift however) on it and humongous off-road tires  (to his credit to the best of my knowledge said gigantic diesel pickup is not equipped with any bypass stuff to roll coal on people) ...   It will help demonstrate the reasonable restraint my Colorado really represents..

[chyros]

It is kinda funny getting all this big truck nonsense here...at home..in real life getting some grief about getting the smaller truck from some of my truckbro friends...next time going to just roll coal w/ the biggest diesel truck I can find..   because merica'

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You roll with truck bros? Where in the hell are you from?! XD

SoCal is a truck bro rich environment..   I work with a number of truck bro guys..   I should post a picture of my friend's gigantic diesel dodge with fairly large lift kit (props to him on the suspension lift not body lift however) on it and humongous off-road tires  (to his credit to the best of my knowledge said gigantic diesel pickup is not equipped with any bypass stuff to roll coal on people) ...   It will help demonstrate the reasonable restraint my Colorado really represents..

Man, if you ever find yourself in this neck of the woods, you'll understand why I find all this incredibly weird xD .

If you used even a small pickup truck here, people would just point at you and laugh xD .

[atarione]

It is kinda funny getting all this big truck nonsense here...at home..in real life getting some grief about getting the smaller truck from some of my truckbro friends...next time going to just roll coal w/ the biggest diesel truck I can find..   because merica'

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You roll with truck bros? Where in the hell are you from?! XD

SoCal is a truck bro rich environment..   I work with a number of truck bro guys..   I should post a picture of my friend's gigantic diesel dodge with fairly large lift kit (props to him on the suspension lift not body lift however) on it and humongous off-road tires  (to his credit to the best of my knowledge said gigantic diesel pickup is not equipped with any bypass stuff to roll coal on people) ...   It will help demonstrate the reasonable restraint my Colorado really represents..

Man, if you ever find yourself in this neck of the woods, you'll understand why I find all this incredibly weird xD .

If you used even a small pickup truck here, people would just point at you and laugh xD .

I hear you, I have been to parts of the world that are sans truck... America is still pretty much full of trucks, American dudes love trucks and I am an American dude certainly..

who knows... some day probably will all be stuck with egg looking self-driving pods.. powered by corn oil and unicorn farts?? but for now...  I'll be enjoying TRUCK STUFF!!!

I think i'm going to take this stupidity low front air dam off this truck however... I mean WTF Chevy...  pretty good ground clearance but then this stupid front air dam.. meh...  I haven't ground it on anything yet.. but f*ck this air dam...

Y'all know I'm right ain't no ladies ever said "god d*mn that is a bad ass prius, I want **** the macho man drivin' that treehuggin' tiny wheel having piece of junk" 

Oh yeah.... because of 'merica... some jacktard in a prius tried to jack rabbit start next to my Truck today... I was all NOPE.. 308 hydrocarbon spewin' horse powers..left his prius way behind... then someone with a new honda ridgeline (lol.. front wheel drive truck.. **** that) also had a go.. result ridgeline slower than Colorado V6 sorry dude.

A Tesla model S however faster than truck... the people driving them don't usually go for it..because they are all terrified of running out of batteries?? or whatever but they are quick if they decide to go for it.... I haven't encountered one having a go yet, but I know for a fact they'd be quicker and that is fine.. because they are not taking a 60" flatscreen home from Costco in a tesla 


 

[chyros]

It is kinda funny getting all this big truck nonsense here...at home..in real life getting some grief about getting the smaller truck from some of my truckbro friends...next time going to just roll coal w/ the biggest diesel truck I can find..   because merica'

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You roll with truck bros? Where in the hell are you from?! XD

SoCal is a truck bro rich environment..   I work with a number of truck bro guys..   I should post a picture of my friend's gigantic diesel dodge with fairly large lift kit (props to him on the suspension lift not body lift however) on it and humongous off-road tires  (to his credit to the best of my knowledge said gigantic diesel pickup is not equipped with any bypass stuff to roll coal on people) ...   It will help demonstrate the reasonable restraint my Colorado really represents..

Man, if you ever find yourself in this neck of the woods, you'll understand why I find all this incredibly weird xD .

If you used even a small pickup truck here, people would just point at you and laugh xD .

I hear you, I have been to parts of the world that are sans truck... America is still pretty much full of trucks, American dudes love trucks and I am an American dude certainly..

who knows... some day probably will all be stuck with egg looking self-driving pods.. powered by corn oil and unicorn farts?? but for now...  I'll be enjoying TRUCK STUFF!!!

I think i'm going to take this stupidity low front air dam off this truck however... I mean WTF Chevy...  pretty good ground clearance but then this stupid front air dam.. meh...  I haven't ground it on anything yet.. but f*ck this air dam...

Y'all know I'm right ain't no ladies ever said "god d*mn that is a bad ass prius, I want **** the macho man drivin' that treehuggin' tiny wheel having piece of junk" 

Oh yeah.... because of 'merica... some jacktard in a prius tried to jack rabbit start next to my Truck today... I was all NOPE.. 308 hydrocarbon spewin' horse powers..left his prius way behind... then someone with a new honda ridgeline (lol.. front wheel drive truck.. **** that) also had a go.. result ridgeline slower than Colorado V6 sorry dude.

A Tesla model S however faster than truck... the people driving them don't usually go for it..because they are all terrified of running out of batteries?? or whatever but they are quick if they decide to go for it.... I haven't encountered one having a go yet, but I know for a fact they'd be quicker and that is fine.. because they are not taking a 60" flatscreen home from Costco in a tesla 

I don't really get what's so interesting about horsepower or maximising carbon footprints though. I mean I know you president believes climate change is fake, but surely not everything in the US thinks that .

Besides, California air is pretty smoggy, not very nice when we were there.

[tp4tissue]

Electric is the future..

people buying gasoline  is like  gekhakrs and model Ms..