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How old is noisyturtle
« on: Thu, 31 August 2017, 16:07:51 »
Taking bets, come one come all.

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Re: How old is noisyturtle
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 31 August 2017, 16:10:06 »
30+-3.

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Re: How old is noisyturtle
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Re: How old is noisyturtle
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Re: How old is noisyturtle
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 31 August 2017, 16:11:26 »
I'm guessing mid-thirties.

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Re: How old is noisyturtle
« Reply #5 on: Thu, 31 August 2017, 16:17:09 »
Joey took my bet so I'm going with 25.
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Re: How old is noisyturtle
« Reply #6 on: Thu, 31 August 2017, 16:20:25 »
35-40
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Re: How old is noisyturtle
« Reply #7 on: Thu, 31 August 2017, 16:27:34 »
Mid twenties but grew up browsing /r/iamverysmart.

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Re: How old is noisyturtle
« Reply #9 on: Thu, 31 August 2017, 17:24:46 »
Is your avatar a kirby ocarina?

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Re: How old is noisyturtle
« Reply #10 on: Thu, 31 August 2017, 17:43:46 »
38, still living with mom.

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Re: How old is noisyturtle
« Reply #11 on: Thu, 31 August 2017, 17:46:57 »
Is your avatar a kirby ocarina?

no, it's a ghost bowling ball

38, still living with mom.

not likely, i'm an independent adult and she lets me stay in the garage rent free

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Re: How old is noisyturtle
« Reply #12 on: Thu, 31 August 2017, 18:09:01 »
not likely, i'm an independent adult and she lets me stay in the garage rent free

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Re: How old is noisyturtle
« Reply #13 on: Thu, 31 August 2017, 22:03:46 »
Take his post count, multiply by the number of furlongs per fortnight he was travelling when he made the last post, subtract 1 for each leap year since he joined, add one for each reply in "off topic", divide by the number you first thought of, and bingo!
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Re: How old is noisyturtle
« Reply #14 on: Fri, 01 September 2017, 06:05:38 »
Is your avatar a kirby ocarina?

no, it's a ghost bowling ball

OH ****, I just assumed it was some form of Pokemon.


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Re: How old is noisyturtle
« Reply #15 on: Fri, 01 September 2017, 06:21:15 »
Is your avatar a kirby ocarina?

no, it's a ghost bowling ball

OH ****, I just assumed it was some form of Pokemon.
I felt sure it was a Kirby Boo Oo .
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Re: How old is noisyturtle
« Reply #16 on: Fri, 01 September 2017, 06:26:54 »
Is your avatar a kirby ocarina?

no, it's a ghost bowling ball

OH ****, I just assumed it was some form of Pokemon.
I felt sure it was a Kirby Boo Oo .


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Re: How old is noisyturtle
« Reply #17 on: Fri, 01 September 2017, 07:41:25 »
Old enough to know better, young enough to not care.

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Re: How old is noisyturtle
« Reply #18 on: Fri, 01 September 2017, 10:59:00 »
Old enough to know better, young enough to not care.

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Re: How old is noisyturtle
« Reply #19 on: Sat, 02 September 2017, 04:33:05 »
Is your avatar a kirby ocarina?

no, it's a ghost bowling ball

OH ****, I just assumed it was some form of Pokemon.
I felt sure it was a Kirby Boo Oo .

no its king boo and majin buu


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