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Talk nonsense to your phone
« on: Wed, 31 January 2018, 17:25:16 »
  • Turn on your phone's speech recognition.
  • Make a bunch of meaningless sounds. Watch your phone struggle to make sense of them.
  • Copy the text to a post here, making whatever minor modifications you need to create complete sentences.
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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #1 on: Wed, 31 January 2018, 17:30:16 »
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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #2 on: Wed, 31 January 2018, 18:09:19 »
My phone has mandarin recognition turned on,   So I just get angry things chinese people say..

//Just kidding..  nothing comes out,  google knows you're jibbering.

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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 01 February 2018, 07:13:03 »
I turn that **** off I don't need Google or NSA or whatever listening to me every waking moment.

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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 01 February 2018, 08:07:27 »
I turn that **** off I don't need Google or NSA or whatever listening to me every waking moment.

As if they aren't anyway...
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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #5 on: Thu, 01 February 2018, 19:04:13 »
My phone has mandarin recognition turned on,   So I just get angry things chinese people say...

Wow, other languages would produce completely different results! I'd be glad to see some random-text examples in other languages—with English translations, if you wouldn't mind. (They don't have to be precise; this isn't Shakespeare.)

Just kidding..  nothing comes out,  google knows you're jibbering.

Aw, too bad. That must be a particular characteristic of the Mandarin module. I'm surprised, though... The English version works very hard to figure out which words are closest, and everyone knows Chinese people work harder than Westerners.  :?)
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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #6 on: Thu, 01 February 2018, 21:05:20 »
I turn that **** off I don't need Google or NSA or whatever listening to me every waking moment.

As if they aren't anyway...

They only care if you fap..  That's all they need to black mail you , or activate you as a cannon-fodder agent...  I sawz that on the TV..

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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #7 on: Thu, 01 February 2018, 21:54:38 »
I turn that **** off I don't need Google or NSA or whatever listening to me every waking moment.

As if they aren't anyway...

We get listened to up here in Canada, too—but it's more obvious, because now and then you hear one of the monitor guys say "Eh?", which is genetic and involuntary.

Anyway, I can't speak for everyone (get it? ha), but on my Android phone there's an option to download the s.r. languages you need and use them offline. And since data isn't included in my phone service, it seems v. unlikely anyone can hear what I'm saying. Besides, a few seconds later I'm going to send it off in text form anyway, so what's the diff?

That said, I realize that to be paranoid, it's necessary to fear many things. So I don't mean to be a dry blanket about it (the positive equivalent of a wet one).
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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #8 on: Thu, 01 February 2018, 22:14:12 »
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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #9 on: Thu, 01 February 2018, 22:20:51 »
Google's mandarin recognition is Incredibly good..

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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #10 on: Thu, 01 February 2018, 22:37:44 »
Google's mandarin recognition is Incredibly good..

Great! So let's see some examples, please.
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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #11 on: Fri, 02 February 2018, 05:33:03 »
Nobody? Maybe you guys are just self-conscious about babbling into your phones...? This is also a great exercise for being less inhibited.

When we were growing up, my sisters and I used to hold long "conversations" that meant absolutely nothing. All we were doing was uttering whatever sounds came into our heads. But we did it so often, we got very good at it—to the casual listener it probably sounded like a foreign language.

When you get right down to it, none of us has the slightest clue why we think, say or do anything. Thoughts and feelings float up from our unconscious minds, and whether or not we act on them is dictated by our needs and values. And we certainly don't create those—it'd be like picking yourself up off the ground.

If you just let yourself talk without trying to do it or thinking about it, you'll find you can make long speeches on any topic at all. You can look at a tree, for example, and keep 100% of your attention on the tree, then just let yourself start talking about it, and you can say all kinds of things about it without any planning or control.

That's how we always talk about stuff. We're just used to the illusion that we "control" it. It's actually much harder thinking about every word you say; it just adds an extra layer of complexity.

I caught on to this when I learned to play jazz. In jazz, you learn your instrument well enough, technically, that you can play whatever comes into your mind. Then you practice just letting yourself play, thinking only about the tune in general, so your musical ideas can come right from your unconscious mind with minimum interference, like walking or riding a bike. When you do that for a while, you eventually realize everything's like that—and that if you get out of your own way and trying to "control" everything, you go on being exactly who you are; it's just a lot easier.
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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #12 on: Fri, 02 February 2018, 05:37:17 »
But I digress. I've also had a cocktail.
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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #13 on: Fri, 02 February 2018, 11:57:42 »
But I digress. I've also had a cocktail.

Worry not ander.. it's not that you're not interesting or that people don't think ur threads are KEWL..

GH community has been on the wind down due to the ubiquity of mechanicals and Reddit stealing our thunder..



We gotta get more femalez participation, that's a 100% surefire way to roll in the newbies..

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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #14 on: Fri, 02 February 2018, 12:22:27 »
Go outside Ander

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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #15 on: Fri, 02 February 2018, 12:30:23 »
Go outside Ander

No digi..

He's all we got..

Ander , stay inside..

Also, Digi, you too , you stay.. outside no xist

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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #16 on: Fri, 02 February 2018, 12:36:48 »
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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #17 on: Fri, 02 February 2018, 12:45:09 »
:))

Unless of course you need to buy batteries or update computer accessories..

Those are really the only valid reasons to -Outside-.



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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #18 on: Fri, 02 February 2018, 14:16:52 »
Stay inside Ander

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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #19 on: Fri, 02 February 2018, 14:34:01 »
Stay inside Ander

There's really nothing on the outside,  i mean, u get the amazon fresh veggies,  they're pretty good..

Then you got dat amazon electronics

Then you got that Newegg computer stuffs..


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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #20 on: Fri, 02 February 2018, 14:34:17 »
Squeak nonsense into their cell phones.... isn't that what sheeple are doing all the time?
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Re: Talk nonsense to your phone
« Reply #21 on: Fri, 02 February 2018, 14:38:37 »
Squeak nonsense into their cell phones.... isn't that what sheeple are doing all the time?
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I wonder what qualifier is SLAP enforcing.

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Is that area a Relative figure to the applied force?

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