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Crab Oil
« on: Thu, 08 March 2018, 15:22:52 »
Zomg.. it's not vegan.. but I tried a single spoonful of fried rice made with it today..

Crazy next level flavor.. hahahaha



It's taking crab fat/ roe (the stuff underneath the shell), rendered together with "lard or coconut oil"..

Guaranteed diabetes/heart disease/stroke/cancer..  But it might be worth it. !!



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Re: Crab Oil
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 08 March 2018, 17:06:03 »
Even vegans can catch crabs tp.

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Re: Crab Oil
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 08 March 2018, 17:07:24 »
Have you also tried snake oil?
I heard it makes everything better, but I don't believe it.
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Re: Crab Oil
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 08 March 2018, 17:11:28 »
Have you also tried snake oil?
I heard it makes everything better, but I don't believe it.

It's a cultural cliche to westerners,  but in --traditional chinese medicine-- snake-oil is a thing..

I don't believe it either.. but -there it is-



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Re: Crab Oil
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 08 March 2018, 17:12:58 »
Even vegans can catch crabs tp.

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Re: Crab Oil
« Reply #5 on: Thu, 08 March 2018, 17:13:58 »
Have you also tried snake oil?
I heard it makes everything better, but I don't believe it.

It's a cultural cliche to westerners,  but in --traditional chinese medicine-- snake-oil is a thing..

I don't believe it either.. but -there it is-




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Re: Crab Oil
« Reply #6 on: Fri, 09 March 2018, 17:04:22 »
Have you also tried snake oil?
I heard it makes everything better, but I don't believe it.

He's already vegan, I think tp is stocked on snake oil

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Re: Crab Oil
« Reply #7 on: Fri, 09 March 2018, 19:19:10 »
Have you also tried snake oil?
I heard it makes everything better, but I don't believe it.

He's already vegan, I think tp is stocked on snake oil


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Re: Crab Oil
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 17 March 2018, 04:06:34 »
Zomg.. it's not vegan.. but I tried a single spoonful of fried rice made with it today..

Crazy next level flavor.. hahahaha



It's taking crab fat/ roe (the stuff underneath the shell), rendered together with "lard or coconut oil"..

Guaranteed diabetes/heart disease/stroke/cancer..  But it might be worth it. !!


I don't mind all the goofy topics—but dude, your posts take up so much space. I'm on a small display here, and just one of your posts (plus your gratuitously mammoth sig) can fill the whole screen:


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...and all I do is scroll, scroll, scroll.

Won't you pul-eeeze have some mercy on us and use normal text now? Really, we got the joke the first 300 times.

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Re: Crab Oil
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 17 March 2018, 08:57:22 »

...and all I do is scroll, scroll, scroll.

Won't you pul-eeeze have some mercy on us and use normal text now? Really, we got the joke the first 300 times.

-ander- , Either my text is too BIG, or your monitor is too Small.. !!

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