If you could be any Pokemon, which one would you be and why? (Pics or GIFs pls)

[00zeRO]

I will start:

Squirtle-Wartortle-Blastoise!



Because I love turtles, and have been called one all my life. The only thing I do extremely fast is typing...

My favorite color is blue, too!

Blue + Turtle + Awesome = 00zeRO

[tp4tissue]

I would be Psyduck..

Because, the first time I saw this pokemon.. 4th grade, I just knew.. Tp4 = Psyduck..  the emotion, the headaches.. the ability to talk people into bad decisions..





^^^^  THis is pretty much literally how I feel from the moment I wake up until I pass out at night..

[demik]

onyx.

always rock hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[noisyturtle]

I guess Mewtwo since he's the only reasonably intelligent Pokemon and is able to 'speak' with people to communicate his wants.

[FrostyToast]

Blue + Turtle + Awesome = 00zeRO

Actually, Blue + Turtle + Awesome = Blurtlesome
Get it right.

[exitfire401]

Charizard. Because he's a strong Fire type who don't need no trainer.

[nubbinator]

Charizard. Because he's a strong Fire type who don't need no trainer.

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Are you a strong independent woman who don't need no man?

[asdfjkl36]

Snorlax

I'm a heavy sleeper but people still manage to wake me.

No one will be able to disturb my slumber as Snorlax 

[Evo_Spec]

Are we choosing what pokemon we are? or what pokemon we're most like? 

Cause you know, i'd choose to be whichever pokemon i though was cool but in the end i'm probably actually like Snorlax, except instead of sleeping i'm always on the computer.

I love eating.


And it's hard to get me to move, off my computer.


Yeah....

[noisyturtle]

Snorlax would be a pretty sweet life now that I think about it...

[noisyturtle]

this is basically me already, but without the amazing hair and gigantic horse cock

yes, i am purple. someone call an amber lamps

[00zeRO]

Blue + Turtle + Awesome = 00zeRO

Actually, Blue + Turtle + Awesome = Blurtlesome
Get it right.

Noooooiiiiice!

[StylinGreymon]

Flygon.
He's got some *****in' goggles, and he's a desert spirit or some ****.

PS: Garchomp is a chump.

[dorkvader]

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Flygon.
He's got some *****in' goggles, and he's a desert spirit or some ****.

PS: Garchomp is a chump.

Who's that? There are only 151 pokemon. Come at me.

This is a good question. I have my favourite pokemon, as well as my likes and dislikes, but I don't know if there's any I really identify with.

I always really liked the casual grace of dragonair though.

I guess Mewtwo since he's the only reasonably intelligent Pokemon and is able to 'speak' with people to communicate his wants.

meowth can talk too.

[StylinGreymon]

Who's that? There are only 151 pokemon. Come at me.

I can't believe I'm letting such a heretic touch my things.

[demik]

wait there are more than 151 pokeymans?

[noisyturtle]

wait there are more than 151 pokeymans?

nope!

[tp4tissue]

wait there are more than 151 pokeymans?

nope!

151, end of story...

[StylinGreymon]

Genwunners, I swear...

[whentheclouds]

cmon now, 2nd gen and some 3rd gen poke are pretty damn awesome

[tp4tissue]

cmon now, 2nd gen and some 3rd gen poke are pretty damn awesome

NOPe...  pokemon yellow version was the last pokemon cart..

[Evo_Spec]

This had to be posted

*edit* Apparently i fail at this.

*edit 2* that took way longer than it should have.

[MOZ]

I'm gonna be Dragonite. I love the calm demeanor of what is a very powerful Pokemon.

[00zeRO]

This had to be posted

*edit* Apparently i fail at this.

*edit 2* that took way longer than it should have.

I forgot about that first old song...none of the songs have been as great as the Super Mario Super Show:

*edti* I guess it no work...ro maybe I fial too.

[Binge]

Gengar,



Read more about him: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gengar_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29

He's so happy

[esoomenona]

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[heedpantsnow]

[baldgye]

Haunter is the coolest looking Pokemon of all time, so probs him... Gengar is also hella cool tho

[tp4tissue]

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I wonder if there was ever a case where pokeman cards were traded for sex.. hrrmmm.......

[00zeRO]

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I wonder if there was ever a case where pokeman cards were traded for sex.. hrrmmm.......

Only you would ask, TP4...  :rolleyes:

[YoungMichael88]

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I wonder if there was ever a case where pokeman cards were traded for sex.. hrrmmm.......

Definitely. There are certainly a number of adult collectors still. It's bound to happen.

[tp4tissue]

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I wonder if there was ever a case where pokeman cards were traded for sex.. hrrmmm.......

Only you would ask, TP4...  :rolleyes:

Yea , my mind's is not even in the same universe as the box most people think and live in..

[tp4tissue]

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I wonder if there was ever a case where pokeman cards were traded for sex.. hrrmmm.......

Definitely. There are certainly a number of adult collectors still. It's bound to happen.

Here's the issue..

without loyalty discount, you're usually looking at $200 /hr  on a typical -pretty- working girl..

It'll probably be more than 1 card..

[00zeRO]

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I wonder if there was ever a case where pokeman cards were traded for sex.. hrrmmm.......

Only you would ask, TP4...  :rolleyes:

Yea , my mind's is not even in the same universe as the box most people think and live in..

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Actually when sex is at the forefront of thinking, that is 'inside' the box of this present age of pr0n...

To me its regrettably, but to you it may be 'gimme more...' haha

[tp4tissue]

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I wonder if there was ever a case where pokeman cards were traded for sex.. hrrmmm.......

Only you would ask, TP4...  :rolleyes:

Yea , my mind's is not even in the same universe as the box most people think and live in..

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Actually when sex is at the forefront of thinking, that is 'inside' the box of this present age of pr0n...

To me its regrettably, but to you it may be 'gimme more...' haha

THis isn't about sex at all...

[Halverson]

Sharpedo

[Puddsy]

Sharpedo

[Halverson]

Sharpedo

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That's awesome Hahahahah

[00zeRO]

Sharpedo

Type-cast fo sho

[noisyturtle]

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I wonder if there was ever a case where pokeman cards were traded for sex.. hrrmmm.......

Only you would ask, TP4...  :rolleyes:

Yea , my mind's is not even in the same universe as the box most people think and live in..

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I've heard tell of sexual favors given for MTG tournament entries/wins so I wouldn't doubt the same never happened with Pokemon at it's peak.

[00zeRO]

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I wonder if there was ever a case where pokeman cards were traded for sex.. hrrmmm.......

Only you would ask, TP4...  :rolleyes:

Yea , my mind's is not even in the same universe as the box most people think and live in..

Show Image

Actually when sex is at the forefront of thinking, that is 'inside' the box of this present age of pr0n...

To me its regrettably, but to you it may be 'gimme more...' haha

THis isn't about sex at all...

Absolutely right...they are just cardboard and ink trading cards...lol

Course, I know that MTG and YGOH have probably had this 'offer' issue...

Ah, you beat me to it Noisy...

[tp4tissue]

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I wonder if there was ever a case where pokeman cards were traded for sex.. hrrmmm.......

Only you would ask, TP4...  :rolleyes:

Yea , my mind's is not even in the same universe as the box most people think and live in..

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I've heard tell of sexual favors given for MTG tournament entries/wins so I wouldn't doubt the same never happened with Pokemon at it's peak.

like, "groupies" for MTG players ?    or someone throwing the game in return for s-favor.

[00zeRO]

Going off topic for a moment...

Does anyone know if any of the current games feature Squirtle, Charmander, and Bulbasaur? I am only aware of Red, Blue, and Yellow back in the day. Did they make a more modern appearance?

[FrostyToast]

Going off topic for a moment...

Does anyone know if any of the current games feature Squirtle, Charmander, and Bulbasaur? I am only aware of Red, Blue, and Yellow back in the day. Did they make a more modern appearance?

X and Y have all 3 originals later in the game.

[00zeRO]

Going off topic for a moment...

Does anyone know if any of the current games feature Squirtle, Charmander, and Bulbasaur? I am only aware of Red, Blue, and Yellow back in the day. Did they make a more modern appearance?

X and Y have all 3 originals later in the game.

Which system was that?

[FrostyToast]

Going off topic for a moment...

Does anyone know if any of the current games feature Squirtle, Charmander, and Bulbasaur? I am only aware of Red, Blue, and Yellow back in the day. Did they make a more modern appearance?

X and Y have all 3 originals later in the game.

Which system was that?

3DS

[tp4tissue]

Going off topic for a moment...

Does anyone know if any of the current games feature Squirtle, Charmander, and Bulbasaur? I am only aware of Red, Blue, and Yellow back in the day. Did they make a more modern appearance?

X and Y have all 3 originals later in the game.

Which system was that?

3DS

how is emulation coming along on 3ds..

I can't play handhelds.. screen is too small..even the XL...  I'm OLD.. 

[Puddsy]

Going off topic for a moment...

Does anyone know if any of the current games feature Squirtle, Charmander, and Bulbasaur? I am only aware of Red, Blue, and Yellow back in the day. Did they make a more modern appearance?

X and Y have all 3 originals later in the game.

Which system was that?

3DS

how is emulation coming along on 3ds..

I can't play handhelds.. screen is too small..even the XL...  I'm OLD..

works fine if you've got a working rom

[heedpantsnow]

Going off topic for a moment...

Does anyone know if any of the current games feature Squirtle, Charmander, and Bulbasaur? I am only aware of Red, Blue, and Yellow back in the day. Did they make a more modern appearance?

X and Y have all 3 originals later in the game.

Which system was that?

3DS

how is emulation coming along on 3ds..

I can't play handhelds.. screen is too small..even the XL...  I'm OLD..

Dude 15 is not OLD