What is one question you want answered before you die?

[demik]

Serious or funny, what's the one thing you want answered before you take a dirt nap?

[lcs]

will demik ever get a hhkb?

[demik]

Maebe

[tp4tissue]

Does the Universe have an Origin

[metalliqaz]

Does the Universe have an Origin

The big bang.  You may now die.

[demik]

Does the Universe have an Origin

Good question.

Im more of a steam guy but it would make sense the universe having origin by how long it has taken to load to this point

[Tym]

Does the Universe have an Origin

Good question.

Im more of a steam guy but it would make sense the universe having origin by how long it has taken to load to this point

Hahahahahaha, wow. Just got in, barley slept in the last 3 days. And i am literally crying. Brilliant. :Claps:

[tp4tissue]

Does the Universe have an Origin

The big bang.  You may now die.

The big bang is not for sure the "origin".   it is a mythical NODE in what has happened.. 

Is the absence of existence at all possible.. perhaps this is a better wording for whether the universe has an origin..

Further discussion would break into circular logic..  I've tried...

[fohat.digs]

Is there an afterlife?

[iri]

iri: who the **** really killed kennedy?
answer: it was lee harvey oswald.
iri: ****!!!
*iri dies

[esoomenona]

If this is your question: "Which really did come first: the chicken or the egg?", then here is your answer.

Eggs can't have orgasms. Thus, it's more likely that it was the chicken.

This leads to a better question: Can chickens have orgasms?

[JPG]

Is there something after death. But I will not have an answer sadly. Most scary question ever since a no would mean that all my life would go poof and it would be as if I never existed.

[esoomenona]

Is there something after death. But I will not have an answer sadly. Most scary question ever since a no would mean that all my life would go poof and it would be as if I never existed.

It's egoism in it's truest form to want to believe that there is something more for humans than cold death and an empty corpse in a box. Hell, it's egotistic to even put humans in a box.

[demik]

If this is your question: "Which really did come first: the chicken or the egg?", then here is your answer.

Eggs can't have orgasms. Thus, it's more likely that it was the chicken.

This leads to a better question: Can chickens have orgasms?

And you continue to be one of my favorites.

[iri]

fohat.digs: is there an afterlife?
answer: yes, and you are going to hell.
fohat.digs: ****!!!
*fohat.digs dies

[demik]

Will iri shut up?
Answer: doubt it
Fuuuuuck
*dies

[SpAmRaY]

Which is better MX or topre?

[esoomenona]

Which is better MX or topre?

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=50103.0

Your move.

[tp4tissue]

If this is your question: "Which really did come first: the chicken or the egg?", then here is your answer.

Eggs can't have orgasms. Thus, it's more likely that it was the chicken.

This leads to a better question: Can chickens have orgasms?

My question is more basic than "what came first"..


Is there a possibility of a first ?

[SpAmRaY]

Which is better MX or topre?

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=50103.0

Your move.

* sPaMrAy  slowly breaths his last breath....

[inlikeflynn]

is this demik's dream bike?

[tp4tissue]

Is there something after death. But I will not have an answer sadly. Most scary question ever since a no would mean that all my life would go poof and it would be as if I never existed.

It's egoism in it's truest form to want to believe that there is something more for humans than cold death and an empty corpse in a box. Hell, it's egotistic to even put humans in a box.

That may very well be egoism..

But you can not simply THROW IT OUT...  Given the limited capacities of one small person, without egoism, there would be a tremendous loss in motivation..

Our mental and physical state can only exist in a state of disequilibrium...   The egomaniacs may have evolved due the the increased emphasis on sustained-efforts required of "individuals"...

Is there a point where this adaptation could become a Problem.. Yes, potentially... but there is NO Question as to what this world yearns for, people who are Unfulfillable, perpetually-hungry, and continuously-WORKING...

[demik]

is this demik's dream bike?

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I dont want to answer because then youll die.

but ill give you a hint.

its the opposite of yes

[esoomenona]

The problem is being over-egotistic. You can hunger for more and work to achieve everything you want WHILE YOU ARE ALIVE. But why should it carry on after that?

[iri]

Will iri shut up?
Answer: doubt it
Fuuuuuck
*dies

why didn't you ask the same about tp4?
*iri cries for demik

[demik]

Tp is hated enough by the rest of the board. he doesn't need my **** also

[SpAmRaY]

Would carbonated milk catch on?

[inlikeflynn]

is this demik's dream bike?

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I dont want to answer because then youll die.

but ill give you a hint.

its the opposite of yes

I appreciate that as I don't want to die yet.  I saw this wutang bike and thought of you

[demik]

Why dont they sell water in aluminum cans or in cartons?

[metalliqaz]

Does the Universe have an Origin

The big bang.  You may now die.

The big bang is not for sure the "origin".   it is a mythical NODE in what has happened.. 

Is the absence of existence at all possible.. perhaps this is a better wording for whether the universe has an origin..

Further discussion would break into circular logic..  I've tried...

I don't believe what you said agrees with the modern understanding of astrophysics.  The big bang was actually the beginning of space and time.

[tp4tissue]

The problem is being over-egotistic. You can hunger for more and work to achieve everything you want WHILE YOU ARE ALIVE. But why should it carry on after that?

That is the result from an intuitive understanding of one's own biology...

You DO in fact carry on, through reproduction...

But why is it so harmful that we absolutely NEED senescence between generations...

Senescence, so far is believed to be irreparable changes in the growth cycle.. some cells just wear out and are in places that cannot be replaced by your body..

There's no reason why an OLD computer could not still be useful...  Just as Old humans could be useful as well...

The Egotistical drive to LIVE ON is one of the principal motivations of mankind...

[esoomenona]

Why dont they sell water in aluminum cans or in cartons?

http://prodimages.vertmarkets.com/image/79ded0dd/79ded0dd-5ca3-11d4-8c55-009027de0829/original/0718cfdasani.gif

Your move.

[SpAmRaY]

Why dont they sell water in aluminum cans or in cartons?

[tp4tissue]

Does the Universe have an Origin

The big bang.  You may now die.

The big bang is not for sure the "origin".   it is a mythical NODE in what has happened.. 

Is the absence of existence at all possible.. perhaps this is a better wording for whether the universe has an origin..

Further discussion would break into circular logic..  I've tried...

I don't believe what you said agrees with the modern understanding of astrophysics.  The big bang was actually the beginning of space and time.

They "theorize" these things..  We don't know what came before.. and it may very well be that we are too simple a life form to actually grasp the concepts necessary to understand "that much" about the universe..

When we try to observe our world it has beginnings and ends... but does the UNIVERSE really have such limits...   

[demik]

Why dont they sell water in aluminum cans or in cartons?

http://prodimages.vertmarkets.com/image/79ded0dd/79ded0dd-5ca3-11d4-8c55-009027de0829/original/0718cfdasani.gif

Your move.

Link to purchase it

Why dont they sell water in aluminum cans or in cartons?

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1) old picture
2) flavored water. Not pure water

[SpAmRaY]

Why dont they sell water in aluminum cans or in cartons?

http://prodimages.vertmarkets.com/image/79ded0dd/79ded0dd-5ca3-11d4-8c55-009027de0829/original/0718cfdasani.gif

Your move.

Link to purchase it

Why dont they sell water in aluminum cans or in cartons?

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1) old picture
2) flavored water. Not pure water

http://www.amazon.com/TalkingRain-Sparkling-Water-Natural-12-Ounce/dp/B003P00OSK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1382729153&sr=8-2&keywords=canned+water

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B005FW98GK/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1634&creative=6738&creativeASIN=B005FW98GK&linkCode=as2&tag=importernest-21

http://boxedwater.myshopify.com/

[esoomenona]

http://www.amazon.com/Emergency-Essentials-Canned-Drinking-Water/dp/B004HZQ9D6/

Government water.

[metalliqaz]

http://www.amazon.com/Emergency-Essentials-Canned-Drinking-Water/dp/B004HZQ9D6/

Government water.

Ten dollars?  What a complete rip off.  Preppers are so stupid.

I've got a faucet that gives me that much clean Government water for less than a penny.

[esoomenona]

You just don't understand. Emergency ESSENTIALS!

[demik]

Sparkling flavored water does not count!

And I dont want no socialist obama government water. He probably screwed that up and made it pepsi. And nobody likes pepsi

[SpAmRaY]

Sparkling flavored water does not count!

And I dont want no socialist obama government water. He probably screwed that up and made it pepsi. And nobody likes pepsi

That would be so cool...give people 'canned water' that was really pepsi....haha

[esoomenona]

That would be so cool...give people 'canned water' that was really pepsi....haha

I'm fairly certain that constitutes assault.

[SpAmRaY]

That would be so cool...give people 'canned water' that was really pepsi....haha

I'm fairly certain that constitutes assault.

what if it was....d...i...e.....t pepsi

[demik]

That would be so cool...give people 'canned water' that was really pepsi....haha

I'm fairly certain that constitutes assault.

what if it was....d...i...e.....t pepsi

Assault while french.  Instant death penalty

[Halverson]

Did milky ever really love me? Wasn't pope true to me, of just a fallacy?

[SpAmRaY]

^^ What would happen if it started raining...?

[demik]

Did milky ever really love me? Wasn't pope true to me, of just a fallacy?

You question me?? I have killed bugs in the name of wizgod

[Parak]

Serious or funny, what's the one thing you want answered before you take a dirt nap?

How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?

[Halverson]

Did milky ever really love me? Wasn't pope true to me, of just a fallacy?

You question me?? I have killed bugs in the name of wizgod

I really should proof read my messages....

Just cause you kill for me, doesn't necessarily mean you truly love me!

[esoomenona]

Did milky ever really love me? Wasn't pope true to me, of just a fallacy?

You question me?? I have killed bugs in the name of wizgod

I really should proof read my messages....

Just cause you kill for me, doesn't necessarily mean you truly love me!

Kill for me, kill for me, you said you'd kill for me
Live for me, live for me, why won't you live for me?

[demik]

Did milky ever really love me? Wasn't pope true to me, of just a fallacy?

You question me?? I have killed bugs in the name of wizgod

I really should proof read my messages....

Just cause you kill for me, doesn't necessarily mean you truly love me!

There is no pleasing you ;_;

[noisyturtle]

Not really a question, but top on my to-do list is to meet a sentient being from another world.

[SpAmRaY]

Not really a question, but top on my to-do list is to meet a sentient being from another world.

That makes sense....right before you die! muhahaha...

sorry

I'm sure the aliens make fun of us already and have entirely too much fun watching us to destroy us

[Halverson]

Did milky ever really love me? Wasn't pope true to me, of just a fallacy?

You question me?? I have killed bugs in the name of wizgod

I really should proof read my messages....

Just cause you kill for me, doesn't necessarily mean you truly love me!

There is no pleasing you ;_;

Just insecure bro

[keymaster]

What does the fox say?

[demik]

Did milky ever really love me? Wasn't pope true to me, of just a fallacy?

You question me?? I have killed bugs in the name of wizgod

I really should proof read my messages....

Just cause you kill for me, doesn't necessarily mean you truly love me!

There is no pleasing you ;_;

Just insecure bro

i would never leave the church of halverson, POPE 4 LYFE

[silat]

Why didn't Kate Upton choose me?

[IvanIvanovich]

Would carbonated milk catch on?

[Halverson]

Would carbonated milk catch on?

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Me no gusta :|

[vivalarevolución]

What did Bill Murray whisper in Scarlett Johansson's ear in last scene of Lost in Translation?

[sherryton]

Milkis is actually pretty good.  I think it started in Korea.

[Pacifist]

Is there something after death. But I will not have an answer sadly. Most scary question ever since a no would mean that all my life would go poof and it would be as if I never existed.

It won't even be black. I personally like to compare it to unconciousness and when you fall asleep.

Worst part is not being able to think, let along JUST BLANK NOTHINGNESS

Someone help me pls

[bear95]

Who killed me?

[demik]

Who killed me?

Before you die

[bear95]

Who killed me?

Before you die

Fine....
Who is killing me?

[demik]

You have bigger problems if you dont know who is killing you my friend

[YoungMichael88]

Is there something after death. But I will not have an answer sadly. Most scary question ever since a no would mean that all my life would go poof and it would be as if I never existed.

It won't even be black. I personally like to compare it to unconciousness and when you fall asleep.

Worst part is not being able to think, let along JUST BLANK NOTHINGNESS

Someone help me pls

What did it feel like before you were born? We already know what the absence of life feels like.

[Pacifist]

Is there something after death. But I will not have an answer sadly. Most scary question ever since a no would mean that all my life would go poof and it would be as if I never existed.

It won't even be black. I personally like to compare it to unconciousness and when you fall asleep.

Worst part is not being able to think, let along JUST BLANK NOTHINGNESS

Someone help me pls

What did it feel like before you were born? We already know what the absence of life feels like.

AGH PLS STOP

I want and don't want to know what no life is

[Morwrath]

What the **** are girls doing when they leave class to go the toilet together?

[Pacifist]

What the **** are girls doing when they leave class to go the toilet together?

At my school you're not allowed to go to the toilet at the same time

[YoungMichael88]

I want to know what happens after I die. Not what happens to me, but what happens on earth.

[iri]

What the **** are girls doing when they leave class to go the toilet together?

i wish it was lesbian sex. but noooo

[eth0s]

Why can't we all live in a communist utopia where we all get HHKB's for free?

[iri]

because you live in 'murica, son. communism is considered bad in the country.

[Pacifist]

cuz some people want ergodoxes instead

[demik]

What the **** are girls doing when they leave class to go the toilet together?

dude women don't sit on the toilet. they do a balacing act that needs another woman to hold them so they don't accidently fall and sit on the toilet.

common knowledge son.

[jalli]

My one and only question would be why 42?

[agodinhost]

http://science.slashdot.org/story/13/04/05/1813249/how-would-an-astronaut-falling-into-a-black-hole-die
How would the astronaut die? (not talking about asphyxiation, sure)

[VesperSAINT]

Would carbonated milk catch on?

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Looks like Ivan beat me to it, but it is Korean, and it's absolutely delicious. Next time you're around a Korean grocery store, give it a shot. I've had it since I was a lil' kid. So good.

[SpAmRaY]

Would carbonated milk catch on?

Looks like Ivan beat me to it, but it is Korean, and it's absolutely delicious. Next time you're around a Korean grocery store, give it a shot. I've had it since I was a lil' kid. So good.

I have lived such a sheltered life.....

[VesperSAINT]

Would carbonated milk catch on?

Looks like Ivan beat me to it, but it is Korean, and it's absolutely delicious. Next time you're around a Korean grocery store, give it a shot. I've had it since I was a lil' kid. So good.

I have lived such a sheltered life.....

It's never too late, bruh. Do it next time you have the chance!!! While you're at it, get the Aloe Vera drinks too:

[SpAmRaY]

Would carbonated milk catch on?

Looks like Ivan beat me to it, but it is Korean, and it's absolutely delicious. Next time you're around a Korean grocery store, give it a shot. I've had it since I was a lil' kid. So good.

I have lived such a sheltered life.....

It's never too late, bruh. Do it next time you have the chance!!! While you're at it, get the Aloe Vera drinks too:

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If only I didn't live in the middle of white america....if I can't buy it at walmart....or amazon....I'm outta luck :(

[VesperSAINT]

Would carbonated milk catch on?

Looks like Ivan beat me to it, but it is Korean, and it's absolutely delicious. Next time you're around a Korean grocery store, give it a shot. I've had it since I was a lil' kid. So good.

I have lived such a sheltered life.....

It's never too late, bruh. Do it next time you have the chance!!! While you're at it, get the Aloe Vera drinks too:

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If only I didn't live in the middle of white america....if I can't buy it at walmart....or amazon....I'm outta luck :(

I'm sorry to hear that bro :( Do not buy them online. Waaaaaay overpriced.

[iri]

Would carbonated milk catch on?

Looks like Ivan beat me to it, but it is Korean, and it's absolutely delicious. Next time you're around a Korean grocery store, give it a shot. I've had it since I was a lil' kid. So good.

I have lived such a sheltered life.....

It's never too late, bruh. Do it next time you have the chance!!! While you're at it, get the Aloe Vera drinks too:

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tried those, the are yucky!

[VesperSAINT]

Would carbonated milk catch on?

Looks like Ivan beat me to it, but it is Korean, and it's absolutely delicious. Next time you're around a Korean grocery store, give it a shot. I've had it since I was a lil' kid. So good.

I have lived such a sheltered life.....

It's never too late, bruh. Do it next time you have the chance!!! While you're at it, get the Aloe Vera drinks too:

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tried those, the are yucky!

YOU THE YUCKY, BRO teehee. i heard you broz like our mayonnaise (b^_^)b

[iri]

wtf is your mayonnaise?

[esoomenona]

wtf is your mayonnaise?

I think this belongs in a thread titled "Questions you never want to know the answer to"

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

One question I have always wanted to know the answer to: does tp4tissue ACTUALLY use TP for tissues?

[esoomenona]

One question I have always wanted to know the answer to: does tp4tissue ACTUALLY use TP for tissues?

With the amount of butthurt he incites, I'd say nobody does.

[baldgye]

Is Nicolas Cage self aware?

[demik]

Don't question the one true god