Cherry Brown Stock
Cherry Black Stock
Gateron Black Stock
Gateron Brown 67g lubed *
Kailh Speed Silver
Kailh Speed Copper
Kailh Pro Purple *
Kailh BOX Brown
Kailh Hako True *
Kailh Halo True
Cherry Clear - 62g
Zealios R2 65g
Gateron/KBfans Brown Silent
Aren't they all basically the same anyway? 
What the **** did you just ****ing say about my switches, you little ****? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Switch detection, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on r/mk, and I have over 300 diffrent confirmed switches . I am trained in keyboard science and Im the top member in the entire reddit armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another pleb. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth (aka Kalih speed silver), mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** about switches over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your "keyboard". Its ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can unplug you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed unpluggery, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Top Clack Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre ****ing dead, kiddo.