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Sonic The Hedgehog
« on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 14:11:01 »
We all knew the movie would be terrible, but seeing the trailer has actually lowered my already subterranean expectations.

Don't spend money on this crap; you know it will be bad, and, if it makes money, there will be another one even if the money was spent precisely to see how bad it was.
Maybe they're waiting for gasmasks and latex to get sexy again.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 14:42:02 »
Looks pretty gud' for a video game movie.  I mean, this is I'd assume -For young people-,  You and I are probably too old, and not the target demographic.


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« Reply #2 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 15:10:07 »
Looks pretty gud' for a video game movie.

What are you nuts? Are you out of your mind? No, it does not look good at all whatsoever. Holy crow, what a ****show. It's gonna be the Mario Movie of our generation.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 15:13:37 »
Looks pretty gud' for a video game movie.

What are you nuts? Are you out of your mind? No, it does not look good at all whatsoever. Holy crow, what a ****show. It's gonna be the Mario Movie of our generation.


Are you sure ?..  I liked Mario..

Seriously, these games didn't have fleshed out enough plots,  the holes can be filled in however, the rest is just to keep it palatable for the young-audience. 

Don't see much wrong with it. It's a kids movie.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 15:34:29 »
Looks pretty gud' for a video game movie.

What are you nuts? Are you out of your mind? No, it does not look good at all whatsoever. Holy crow, what a ****show. It's gonna be the Mario Movie of our generation.

Sonic is going to be utter garbage,but Super Mario Brothers falls under the category of so damn bad it's good.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 15:47:27 »
While sonic had been a technical marvel for software at the time,  it wasn't actually that good a game.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 15:50:31 »
While sonic had been a technical marvel for software at the time,  it wasn't actually that good a game.


What do you mean, "it"? Do you not know how many Sonic games there are?

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« Reply #8 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 16:02:32 »
While sonic had been a technical marvel for software at the time,  it wasn't actually that good a game.

All the Genesis Sonic games still hold up today. The first one was very well designed in what it presented, proven by the fact anyone can pick up Sonic 1 today regardless being familiar with the series and still have fun. The same thing cannot be said for so-called classics like Mega Man or Ocarina Of Time.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 16:03:35 »
While sonic had been a technical marvel for software at the time,  it wasn't actually that good a game.


What do you mean, "it"? Do you not know how many Sonic games there are?

There are only 3 Star Wars movies, just as there are only 4 Sonic games. Sonic 1, 2, 3, and CD

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 16:04:37 »

All the Genesis Sonic games still hold up today. The first one was very well designed in what it presented, proven by the fact anyone can pick up Sonic 1 today regardless being familiar with the series and still have fun. The same thing cannot be said for so-called classics like Mega Man or Ocarina Of Time.

That's not a universal truth. I had fun back in the day , but these days, I only have good memories of Sonic,  I've tried to replay them, they are a bore.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 17:13:10 »
That's not a universal truth. I had fun back in the day , but these days, I only have good memories of Sonic,  I've tried to replay them, they are a bore.

I'm with TP on this, although I'd say "royally frustrating" more than "bore." I mean, the early Mario games (especially Japanese 2/The Lost Levels) are also frustrating as h***, but they were frustrating in a challenging way. You weren't likely to get caught in an eternal nightmare of bouncing on spikes with no escape except rage-quitting, and some of the spike pits in the early Sonic games were seemingly designed to do just that. Mario at least had the excuse of being on 8-bit hardware, where controls and AI were still very limited and the difficulty needed to be artificially ramped up to compensate; Sonic was on the Genesis, and did not have this excuse.

Case in point: I still go back and play the original Zelda and Super Mario Bros (haven't owned The Lost Levels since the Super Nintendo was all the rage) and have fun, but the last time I booted up a Sonic game I gave up on it after just a few levels. It's just too frustrating.

That said, the movie is an utter train wreck waiting to happen. Realistic Sonic looks like a glorified CG Cartoon Character and will stick out like a sore thumb next to live actors. Let's not get started on some the images of Robotnik/Eggman floating around.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #12 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 17:24:24 »
Sonic 3 is the only one that's really worth replaying on the Genesis. I also really like the Game Gear games, but that's because those were the first video games I played.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #13 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 17:26:05 »
Sonic 3 is the only one that's really worth replaying on the Genesis. I also really like the Game Gear games, but that's because those were the first video games I played.

G4m3 gear is so kewl, couldn't get one in Mainland China at the time, but they had them in HongKong, I remember these spoiled kiz had them imported from their HK relatives.. was sooooo jelly......

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« Reply #14 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 17:37:17 »
Sonic 3 is the only one that's really worth replaying on the Genesis. I also really like the Game Gear games, but that's because those were the first video games I played.

Sonic and Knuckles 3 is the definitive 2D Sonic experience with it's extra levels, story, and content. Arguably the peak of the main series (I like it even more than CD personally.)

The Neo Geo Pocket Sonic game was very good, better than the GG versions by a country mile.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #15 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 17:52:59 »
the only thing I like about this is Jim Carey

other than that it looks like trash tbh
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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #16 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 22:44:32 »

when will they learn

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« Reply #17 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 22:53:28 »
Honestly they should have given the film budget to a competent fan and let them make the movie. Worked with Sonic Mania.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #18 on: Tue, 30 April 2019, 23:45:46 »
Honestly they should have given the film budget to a competent fan and let them make the movie. Worked with Sonic Mania.


How many fans are there who Competantly have experience making $90 million dollar movies ??

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« Reply #19 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 00:00:19 »
Honestly they should have given the film budget to a competent fan and let them make the movie. Worked with Sonic Mania.


How many fans are there who Competantly have experience making $90 million dollar movies ??

even if you give the budget to someone semi competent who was a fan of the series they could **** out a terd that stinks less than this heap. the horrible 2013 Doug Walker cringefest was literally better than this(trailer,) and that was god awful.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #20 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 00:06:40 »
even if you give the budget to someone semi competent who was a fan of the series they could **** out a terd that stinks less than this heap. the horrible 2013 Doug Walker cringefest was literally better than this(trailer,) and that was god awful.

The only thing wrong I see is sonic's head being too small and not cute like the original.

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« Reply #21 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 00:21:26 »
The only thing wrong I see is sonic's head being too small and not cute like the original.

So you admit you find Sonic attractive. When was it you first discovered these feelings?

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #22 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 00:53:38 »
The only thing wrong I see is sonic's head being too small and not cute like the original.

So you admit you find Sonic attractive. When was it you first discovered these feelings?


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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #23 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 01:54:11 »
I would have rathered a pron parody. Would have been better. Mind you i am sure there probebly  is one.

Apparently tp would have preferred it also.


But nope the **** have they done. Why is gangsters paradise playing in the background. I feel bad for the actors that will have to give up acting now they are tainted by this cluster ****.


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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #25 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 09:29:48 »
Sonic actually does have quite a bit of fleshed out story. There's a comic book series that's been going on since 1993 or so, and also the SATam cartoon that was loosely based on the comic books. I'm not sure those would have been great material for a live action movie though since there aren't many humans in them.
Maybe they're waiting for gasmasks and latex to get sexy again.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #26 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 09:35:44 »
Sonic actually does have quite a bit of fleshed out story. There's a comic book series that's been going on since 1993 or so, and also the SATam cartoon that was loosely based on the comic books. I'm not sure those would have been great material for a live action movie though since there aren't many humans in them.


Okay, Chris-chan.

But for real, I don't know what all they could write to make Sonic work in the "real" world. I watched the trailer and thought it was fine. I'm not sure the movie was necessary, but it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Certainly nothing like what happened with TMNT or Transformers.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #27 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 11:59:18 »
Sonic actually does have quite a bit of fleshed out story. There's a comic book series that's been going on since 1993 or so, and also the SATam cartoon that was loosely based on the comic books. I'm not sure those would have been great material for a live action movie though since there aren't many humans in them.


Okay, Chris-chan.

But for real, I don't know what all they could write to make Sonic work in the "real" world. I watched the trailer and thought it was fine. I'm not sure the movie was necessary, but it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Certainly nothing like what happened with TMNT or Transformers.

Brief research indicates that's a fan comic writer. I'm referring to officially published comics, just to indicate there's *something* to draw on.

As is, it looks horrible, so bad that Michael Bay might have made it better. Unlike a Michael Bay movie, maybe it will just die after the first one.


Maybe they're waiting for gasmasks and latex to get sexy again.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #28 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 13:08:41 »
The only thing wrong I see is sonic's head being too small and not cute like the original.

So you admit you find Sonic attractive. When was it you first discovered these feelings?

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« Reply #29 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 14:14:46 »
This is the type of **** that makes me lose faith in humanity.
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« Reply #30 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 17:08:34 »
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Why is gangsters paradise playing in the background.

Seriously. Whoever chose this song needs to be whipped in the face with a rotting trout.

For those of you who weren't there in the 90's, "Gangster's Paradise" was written for the movie Dangerous Minds, which is a (admittedly mediocre and rather insulting) movie about a white teacher who goes into a troubled inner city school and makes a difference in a bunch of juvenile delinquents' lives with music. It was based on a true story, but in real life the teacher taught poetry by using rap and connecting with the kids on their level, which the school's authorities fight her on because they see the kids as lost causes; the insulting part is the movies changed the rap and connecting with them on their level to 60's hippie rock and token acknowledgement that "yeah, it was kinda about drugs so it works on your level," basically turning a touching story about crossing barriers to help people into a Mighty Whitey story.

The song Dangerous Minds is basically referencing how the students' lives would have turned out without her--stuck in a gang/criminal lifestyle they were heading toward at the beginning of the movie, lamenting that they don't want this, that they have no way out, that their own parents disowned them/think they're a lost cause, and basically killing people who offend them because that's all they know how to do anymore.

I get that advertisements pull this all the time, choosing songs either because they're catchy or because they don't pay attention to the lyrics enough to actually understand what it's about, but this is a rather extreme example because the lyrics even to a casual listener don't fit the movie they're advertising. Either that or someone on the advertising team decided that "rebellious teen" means "gangster wannabe."
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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #31 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 17:57:41 »
I refuse to even watch the trailer. I started it and turned it off after 10-15 seconds

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« Reply #32 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 18:15:08 »
I refuse to even watch the trailer. I started it and turned it off after 10-15 seconds

oh you didn't even get to see Jim Carey phone in his paycheck!

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #33 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 18:51:59 »
On a side note, new Men in Black looks pretty darn good. Looks like they have kept the feel of the previous movie


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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #34 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 19:02:15 »
On a side note, new Men in Black looks pretty darn good. Looks like they have kept the feel of the previous movie

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« Reply #35 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 19:08:17 »
On a side note, new Men in Black looks pretty darn good. Looks like they have kept the feel of the previous movie

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I feel like MIB can do no wrong.. Everything is always gud' Cuz Aliens.

EHHHHHHHHHHH have you seen the Final Fantasy movie. I thought Final Fantasy could do no wrong until I saw that.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #36 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 19:56:22 »
On a side note, new Men in Black looks pretty darn good. Looks like they have kept the feel of the previous movie

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I feel like MIB can do no wrong.. Everything is always gud' Cuz Aliens.

EHHHHHHHHHHH have you seen the Final Fantasy movie. I thought Final Fantasy could do no wrong until I saw that.

Which one?  The Spirits Within would have made a much better game than a movie,Advent Children just felt like a cash in and not much more.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #37 on: Wed, 01 May 2019, 20:55:50 »
On a side note, new Men in Black looks pretty darn good. Looks like they have kept the feel of the previous movie

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I feel like MIB can do no wrong.. Everything is always gud' Cuz Aliens.

EHHHHHHHHHHH have you seen the Final Fantasy movie. I thought Final Fantasy could do no wrong until I saw that.

Which one?  The Spirits Within would have made a much better game than a movie,Advent Children just felt like a cash in and not much more.

Spirits within, I forgot about advent children. Oh wow that is like 18 years old now. ****.

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« Reply #39 on: Fri, 03 May 2019, 03:39:12 »
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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #40 on: Fri, 03 May 2019, 09:13:32 »
I'm honestly OK with sonic As-IS..

However, I'm surprised they didn't focus group something such as this..

I guess 90 million is just too risky.. I wonder how much re-render/animation is going to cost.. prolly another $30 ?

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« Reply #41 on: Fri, 03 May 2019, 16:05:57 »
I'm honestly OK with sonic As-IS..

However, I'm surprised they didn't focus group something such as this..

I guess 90 million is just too risky.. I wonder how much re-render/animation is going to cost.. prolly another $30 ?



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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #43 on: Thu, 09 May 2019, 10:48:55 »
The Legend of Sonic will die, if CRTs are Not revived..

Try playing sonic on LCD,  even w ULMB/Lightboost,  the Response is NOT the same.

/Practically unplayable.


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« Reply #44 on: Thu, 09 May 2019, 11:35:04 »
The Legend of Sonic will die, if CRTs are Not revived..

Try playing sonic on LCD,  even w ULMB/Lightboost,  the Response is NOT the same.

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« Reply #45 on: Thu, 09 May 2019, 11:52:07 »
The Legend of Sonic will die, if CRTs are Not revived..

Try playing sonic on LCD,  even w ULMB/Lightboost,  the Response is NOT the same.

/Practically unplayable.


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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #46 on: Thu, 09 May 2019, 12:10:47 »
So many missing visual play elements.

Scanlines,  Phosphor Decay,  Motion smoothness,  Analog edge softening

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« Reply #47 on: Thu, 09 May 2019, 12:19:56 »
So many missing visual play elements.

Scanlines,  Phosphor Decay,  Motion smoothness,  Analog edge softening


Genesis games look better run through anything but their base AV output. One of the few consoles I'd put my rep on the line saying it looks and runs better NOT using all-original hardware. Literally anything but the standard AV/RF out on a CRT is the better way to play a Genesis. Even an s-video mod looks like crapola on the console.

RGB mod run through an upscaler looks the best for any model 1 or 2, and if you are using a model 3 then I'm sorry.

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Re: Sonic The Hedgehog
« Reply #48 on: Thu, 09 May 2019, 14:33:56 »
Av out isn't the problem, the problem is all the additional processing + motion blur.

The speed we remember for sonic is not well represented on LCD.

Even with bad image quality , at least on CRT the MOTION CLARITY is there.

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« Reply #49 on: Thu, 09 May 2019, 14:52:04 »
When it comes to the Genesis/Megadrive it's video output is exactly the issue. The base composite output is already blurry and ****ty, and s-video really makes no difference. A component cable is the best you're gonna get w/o hardmodding. Luckily places like HD Retrovision make component cables with the chip built into them. In fact, the recent gen 3rd party  component cables for 16-bit consoles have all but eliminated motion blur, which actually gives it an edge over SCART these days.