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Offline Kavik

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How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« on: Thu, 19 September 2019, 14:56:21 »
Every time I pass a colleague walking the other direction at work there is one of four reactions:

1. Look straight ahead without even acknowledging the other's existence.
2. Look straight ahead and then suddenly look down at the last second to avoid any chance of eye contact.
3. Look at the other person and then look away as soon as the other starts to glance over for eye contact.
4. Make eye contact and smile, possibly saying "hey". This is also sometimes followed by looking down at the ground as if to give the person a bit of thrust in the direction of walking to make the encounter even more brief.

While I understand that passing people in the hallway is a very frequent thing and niceties get old fast, I can't help but feel a bit slighted when these reactions happen all the time.

How do you react in this situation?

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Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 19 March 2020, 11:40:11
Quote from: gipetto on Thu, 19 March 2020, 09:55:18
Maybe they're waiting for gasmasks and latex to get sexy again.

The world has become a weird place.

Offline dingusxmcgee

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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 19 September 2019, 15:02:55 »
I would prefer if we could all just do 1 all the time.

It’s my preferred option honestly.

I hate it when people say hi at the last second and then I’m awkwardly responding to someone who is no longer there.
Or the “hey how’s it going” “good how about you” “generic response” all while we are walking further apart.

It might be “pleasant” but it’s meaningless, pointless and a waste of breath.


Mostly if I think someone is going to greet me in that scenario, I just pull out my phone and act as if I’m reading an important email.
Sometimes I wear a puzzled face to up the real factor.

I might be a little nuts.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Offline dingusxmcgee

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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 19 September 2019, 15:03:56 »
Honestly, I don’t mind a casual faint smile as we pass.
I can live with that.

Or just a nod.

Nod is ok.
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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 19 September 2019, 15:13:20 »
I just ignore them.
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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 19 September 2019, 15:45:57 »
Quote from: dingusxmcgee on Thu, 19 September 2019, 15:03:56
Honestly, I don’t mind a casual faint smile as we pass.
I can live with that.

Or just a nod.

Nod is ok.

Tp4 just sticks neck upwards. works fine
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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #5 on: Thu, 19 September 2019, 16:01:26 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 19 September 2019, 15:45:57
Quote from: dingusxmcgee on Thu, 19 September 2019, 15:03:56
Honestly, I don’t mind a casual faint smile as we pass.
I can live with that.

Or just a nod.

Nod is ok.

Tp4 just sticks neck upwards. works fine

I’ll try that
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Offline noisyturtle

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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #6 on: Thu, 19 September 2019, 17:49:24 »
When they stop you in the hall for a stop-and-chat just assert your dominance by looking them straight in the eyes, unblinking, and slowly mime jerking off until they go away.
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Offline Kavik

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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #7 on: Thu, 19 September 2019, 18:21:51 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 19 September 2019, 17:49:24
When they stop you in the hall for a stop-and-chat just assert your dominance by looking them straight in the eyes, unblinking, and slowly mime jerking off until they go away.

Haha, I'll have to do this if anyone ever talks to me, but I generally have the opposite problem.
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Quote from: gipetto on Thu, 19 March 2020, 09:55:18
Maybe they're waiting for gasmasks and latex to get sexy again.

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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #8 on: Fri, 20 September 2019, 10:16:48 »
I usually just look and smile and say hello the first time. Second time I don't really notice them unless they talk to me. If I'm out of my office it's because something broke somewhere. :D Otherwise I never leave the wizard's basement!
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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #9 on: Fri, 20 September 2019, 13:02:01 »
Why is this something that needs conscious effort?

If it is morning: "Good morning!"
If someone is back from vacation or sick leave: "Welcome back!"

Otherwise, you are busy and your coworker is busy. There is no need to say anything.
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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 21 September 2019, 14:28:51 »
Anime run instead.
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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #11 on: Mon, 23 September 2019, 19:40:00 »
I work in a small place that is all guys who get along very well.

We give each other hearty morning greetings when someone walks in the door and farewells at the end of the day, but otherwise 80% of the time we make very brief eye contact and keep walking, or 20% of the time make some unbelievably vulgar and outlandish comment or suggestion.
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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #12 on: Mon, 23 September 2019, 21:17:18 »
Quote from: fohat.digs on Mon, 23 September 2019, 19:40:00
I work in a small place, 20% of the time make some unbelievably vulgar and outlandish comment or suggestion.


Dis is how fohat initiates his all his workplace affairs,.
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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #13 on: Thu, 26 September 2019, 22:30:19 »
Gotta agree with a simple nod.
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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #14 on: Thu, 26 September 2019, 22:45:17 »
strafe past facing the wall but looking at the floor and once past them and behind fart and run away
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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #15 on: Mon, 30 September 2019, 04:28:01 »
Smile, nod, or short "o'rite" :)
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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #16 on: Mon, 30 September 2019, 05:46:53 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 19 September 2019, 17:49:24
When they stop you in the hall for a stop-and-chat just assert your dominance by looking them straight in the eyes, unblinking, and slowly mime jerking off until they go away.

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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #17 on: Mon, 30 September 2019, 07:30:54 »
Quote from: 1391401 on Thu, 26 September 2019, 22:45:17
strafe past facing the wall but looking at the floor and once past them and behind fart and run away

B hop across the office!
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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #18 on: Mon, 30 September 2019, 07:39:05 »
I mean if you really want to avoid someone just fiddle with your phone and pretend it's something serious and also put a serious face.
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Re: How Do You Walk Past Someone At The Office?
« Reply #19 on: Mon, 30 September 2019, 07:49:28 »
Quote from: superbia on Mon, 30 September 2019, 07:39:05
I mean if you really want to avoid someone just fiddle with your phone and pretend it's something serious and also put a serious face.

This is my go to
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