Author Topic: I'm scared (Read 17786 times)

SmallFry · « **Reply #50 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:14:25 »

I found demik's vibrator!

rowdy · « **Reply #51 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:15:38 »

Could be a crusty old sock or something that ended up there when the bed was last made. Got any kids? A toy, perhaps?

Just keep a stiff upper lip until morning.

Oh, and if I was you, I would keep the light on.

demik · « **Reply #52 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:17:00 »

Quote from: SmallFry on Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:14:25

I found demik's vibrator!

impossible it's still up your g/f

Kellybear · « **Reply #53 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:17:26 »

I thought you gave me your vibrator. WHOSE DO I HAVE THEN?

baldgye · « **Reply #54 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:17:50 »

Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:15:38

Could be a crusty old sock or something that ended up there when the bed was last made. Got any kids? A toy, perhaps?

Just keep a stiff upper lip until morning.

Oh, and if I was you, I would keep the light on.

It's not a sock, not even I have socks that crusty... But yeah light is on... And no, no kids

demik · « **Reply #55 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:18:45 »

Quote from: Kellybear on Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:17:26

I thought you gave me your vibrator. WHOSE DO I HAVE THEN?

YOU KNOW

maybe it's a bag full of switches?

i heard *****es love switches.

486 · « **Reply #56 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:19:24 »

No need to fear, just keep your trusty Model M near!

Kellybear · « **Reply #57 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:20:32 »

Yeah hit it with a Model M and then check.

ekw808 · « **Reply #58 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:20:34 »

This is getting pointless, there are solutions everywhere, but this guy just refuses to listen to them. I can't stand when people do that.

Kellybear · « **Reply #59 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:21:11 »

I want to know what it is :l

Surreal Killa · « **Reply #60 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:21:24 »

If it's not moving (try poking it) then it's probably not alive. As such, it's probably some household item under there. Do you have pets (dog, cat, etc)? Because they can hide items under stuff.

mmmty · « **Reply #61 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:21:57 »

Quote from: 486 on Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:19:24

No need to fear, just keep your trusty Model M near!

poet in da house...

mmmty · « **Reply #62 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:23:19 »

well, this is more exciting than mystery keycaps.

baldgye · « **Reply #63 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:23:38 »

Quote from: ekw808 on Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:20:34

This is getting pointless, there are solutions everywhere, but this guy just refuses to listen to them. I can't stand when people do that.

I'm not really looking for solutions, just looking for possible answers, I told my house mates I wouldn't mess with it (try and move it etc) till morning I don't really have anything I could hit it with anyway... Just really asking to see if anyone knew what it might be, given that it appeared apparentally while I was a work all day :/

mmmty · « **Reply #64 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:25:36 »

I think you slept on it last night and the night before.

486 · « **Reply #65 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:26:20 »

I'm a poet and I didn't know it!
Baldgye, your solution is clear.
Use the Model M to your advantage. And if you don't have a model M, then beat the cr*p out of it with a logitech keyboard.
did you know, before Model M's were used as keyboards, they were used to beat burglars to death!

baldgye · « **Reply #66 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:28:34 »

Quote from: mmmty on Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:25:36

I think you slept on it last night and the night before.

It wasn't there this morning because before I got out of bed to go to work, I moved the pillow it's was under to make it comftable to play some early morning Tokyo Jungle... And it's not small so I would have noticed it then...

486 · « **Reply #67 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:30:57 »

no offense!

demik · « **Reply #68 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:31:03 »

look at it in the eye while you have sex with it.

establish dominance.

mmmty · « **Reply #69 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:33:21 »

look at it in the eye and take it from behind...

486 not the only poet in the house.

rowdy · « **Reply #70 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:33:25 »

Wouldn't be something one of your house mates with a "sense of humour" has done? Can you hear anyone giggling in the background?

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #71 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:35:38 »

x2 for licking it

baldgye · « **Reply #72 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:35:52 »

Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:33:25

Wouldn't be something one of your house mates with a "sense of humour" has done? Can you hear anyone giggling in the background?

Probablly not... My house mates all work similar hours to me and just arnt that kind of people, there is a better way to put it but its 3:30am...

rowdy · « **Reply #73 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:37:58 »

You said it was wrapped around the mattress - can you see how far around it goes? Is there anything hanging out from under the sheet?

486 · « **Reply #74 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:40:16 »

baldgye · « **Reply #75 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:40:46 »

Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:37:58

You said it was wrapped around the mattress - can you see how far around it goes? Is there anything hanging out from under the sheet?

It's wrapped around the top 'lip' of the matress and it goes down the side of the matres about 2 inches.. And on top it's about 4inches long and about an inch high....

I first I thought it might be a spiders nest or something like that, but it fails to really match any descriptions I could find :/

metalliqaz · « **Reply #76 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:44:40 »

It's a streetlight.

WRXChris · « **Reply #77 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:47:45 »

it's probably something like this that escaped from CERN:

If I were you I'd get a crowbar and solve the problem tonight before it has a chance to latch on!

tp4tissue · « **Reply #78 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:49:00 »

Wow, I can't believe trolling geekhack has stooped to this. Yet, I myself find it irresistable..... more so due to my frustration with the OP than me caring what's actually under the mattress cover.

OP, you're being a d0uche, fvck you.

I hope you get cancer, or aids.

mmmty · « **Reply #79 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:52:42 »

I'm here for the entertainment value

baldgye · « **Reply #80 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:52:50 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:49:00

Wow, I can't believe trolling geekhack has stooped to this. Yet, I myself find it irresistable..... more so due to my frustration with the OP than me caring what's actually under the mattress cover.

OP, you're being a d0uche, fvck you.

I hope you get cancer, or aids.

Bit strong, don't see how you can get so worked up and so angry about a problem you don't have to deal with, I never said I was going to capture it, or ask which kind of pokeball I should use to catch it, I only asked if anyone knew what it could be so I had some idea what it could be when I deal with it in the morning...

ekw808 · « **Reply #81 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 22:05:06 »

Man the **** up. BEST advice all day. Might wanna start living a new life given your new found wisdom.

486 · « **Reply #82 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 22:13:55 »

Quote from: baldgye on Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:52:50

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:49:00
Wow, I can't believe trolling geekhack has stooped to this. Yet, I myself find it irresistable..... more so due to my frustration with the OP than me caring what's actually under the mattress cover.

OP, you're being a d0uche, fvck you.

I hope you get cancer, or aids.

, I never said I was going to capture it, or ask which kind of pokeball I should use to catch it,

I'd recommend using either the dusk or dark ball as they are equipped for catching night pokemon. It's most likely a Jolteon.

mmmty · « **Reply #83 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 22:39:14 »

I think he went to bed. Sleep tight don't let the bedbugs bite...

baldgye · « **Reply #84 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 22:46:01 »

I'm not asleep but there isn't much I can do at 4;44am except google stuff and after excess in googling the only thing I could find as a possibility is a serious bed-bug nest... But I'm not sure, and I have no bed-bug bites or any rashes or anything...

But I'll know for sure, or at least have an idea in a few hrs when people start waking up

Kellybear · « **Reply #85 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 22:50:44 »

Seriously, you're willing to sit on the computer and google so many different possible things it could be, probably worse than what it really is, instead of just lifting up the sheets? :l

baldgye · « **Reply #86 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 22:52:04 »

Quote from: Kellybear on Mon, 01 October 2012, 22:50:44

Seriously, you're willing to sit on the computer and google so many different possible things it could be, probably worse than what it really is, instead of just lifting up the sheets? :l

No, I'm lying in bed in a spare room on my phone...

rowdy · « **Reply #87 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 22:52:33 »

^ That seems doubtful, don't bed bugs live in the springs, not make a huge nest? And in such a short time??

It'll probably turn out to be something totally mundane, or grossly freaky.

I can't really think of anything else that would get in there, apart from something (living of inanimate) in your linen press that worked its way between the folded sheet that you did not notice last time making the bed, or something (probably living) that worked its way into that position after the bed was made.

Kellybear · « **Reply #88 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 22:54:16 »

Go to sleep bro D: You're in a spare room that is safe.

Halverson · « **Reply #89 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 22:55:13 »

Quote from: Kellybear on Mon, 01 October 2012, 22:54:16

Go to sleep bro D: You're in a spare room that is safe.

Unless it followed him!!! DUN DUN DUNNNN

baldgye · « **Reply #90 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 23:00:44 »

Quote from: Halverson on Mon, 01 October 2012, 22:55:13

Quote from: Kellybear on Mon, 01 October 2012, 22:54:16
Go to sleep bro D: You're in a spare room that is safe.

Unless it followed him!!! DUN DUN DUNNNN

It's still in my bed :/

mmmty · « **Reply #91 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 23:02:15 »

Don't do it!! Look at what happened to this guy...

SmallFry · « **Reply #92 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 23:03:09 »

I read that as unless you followed him...in which case Kelly and Baldgye can have a good one:P

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #93 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 23:41:05 »

Are you married? Maybe it's that damn mother-in-law?

Icarium · « **Reply #94 on:** Tue, 02 October 2012, 02:29:06 »

Can you take another picture with something as a scale reference?

TheProfosist · « **Reply #95 on:** Tue, 02 October 2012, 02:53:24 »

Seems longer than what i thought it might be now the only ideas i have are of creatures and what not.

bisl · « **Reply #96 on:** Tue, 02 October 2012, 02:56:04 »

Now is when someone posts one of those images from 4chan with the skeleton captioned "let's wait, surely OP with deliver."

Skimming this thread was the biggest waste of three minutes I've ever acknowledged. OP you're an embarrassment to our species.

bisl · « **Reply #97 on:** Tue, 02 October 2012, 02:59:58 »

ah, here. I found it.

op refuses to take suggestions, provides excuses about waking roommates...troll detected.

486 · « **Reply #98 on:** Tue, 02 October 2012, 03:58:43 »

baldgye · « **Reply #99 on:** Tue, 02 October 2012, 04:31:02 »

Have to say, this has been an enlightening thread for me. The mystery is now over and is not as exciting or scary as I had feared/hoped, and was indeed guessed by someone on here.

It was infact a spikey rubber ball that is used in a tumble dryer to help the drying process. A process stated and completed while I was at work by my other half (who was absent last night). I do not have pics because I had to leave ASAP, and I could have lied, but didn't want to anger the angry anymore than I already have.

But I would like to thank you all, some of the posts in this thread where genuinely helpful, and the rest where largely hilarious. This was never suppose to be a troll thread but it kind of ended that way, which is kinda reassuring.

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Author Topic: I'm scared (Read 17786 times)