Author Topic: I'm scared (Read 17787 times)

baldgye · « **on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:19:52 »

Ok so I'm new around here but I need some help trying to work out... What the **** this is... Ok, it's 2am and I can't sleep so I'm moving around my pillows and something dsnt feel right, I turn on the light and look and am confronted with a bulge that has small rounded spikes coming from it under my bottom sheet under where my pillows normally go, what the ****ing **** is it!?

I'm trying to post a pick but imgur kinda sucks on my phone atm... But any ideas in what it could be and how to deal with it without freaking out would be nice lol

boost · « **Reply #1 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:22:06 »

Maybe a rubber spike ball or something...Have you removed the sheets to hit it with a broom?

tp4tissue · « **Reply #2 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:22:36 »

wtf? LOL, moderation is key when it cmoes to drug use..

Pretty sure it's mattress springs, or the devil, idk could be either.

could be some voodoo sh1t left there from an old enemy

baldgye · « **Reply #3 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:24:45 »

I've not moved the sheet because its fitted and is super tight with my bed and as you can
Now see if I tried to remove the sheet, it would very much disturb what ever the **** it is... Plus... I'm super scared of spiders and if its anything like a nest I don't want to piss off momma

boost · « **Reply #4 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:27:12 »

Quote from: baldgye on Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:24:45

I've not moved the sheet because its fitted and is super tight with my bed and as you can
Now see if I tried to remove the sheet, it would very much disturb what ever the **** it is... Plus... I'm super scared of spiders and if its anything like a nest I don't want to piss off momma

Have you check to see if it moved? Since the sheet it tight on the bed, try to slide out the mattress to get a side view. Kinda looks like a dinosaur -_-

Halverson · « **Reply #5 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:28:24 »

Hit it with a stick to see if it's alive, or stare at it for awhile to see if it moves.

Halverson · « **Reply #6 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:28:51 »

Oh, and if it's alive, burn your bed

WRXChris · « **Reply #7 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:30:13 »

yikes, the first thing that comes to mind is a keeled rat snake:

baldgye · « **Reply #8 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:30:31 »

It's not moved since I discovered it 30mins ago and it's hard to the touch, I've tried looking up on google etc nests of bugs and it dsnt fit any descriptions

baldgye · « **Reply #9 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:31:21 »

I don't think it's a snake, I live in England we don't get 'exciting' animals

Oh and I should mention this thing, wasn't there yesterday...

mmmty · « **Reply #10 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:31:36 »

It's definitely this...

Try not to eat in bed.

Halverson · « **Reply #11 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:32:25 »

Quote from: mmmty on Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:31:36

It's definitely this...

Show Image

Try not to eat in bed.

Does look like a peanut, but it must be quite a tricky nut to get behind the mattress, and weasel its way under the sheets!

boost · « **Reply #12 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:33:32 »

Quote from: baldgye on Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:31:21

I don't think it's a snake, I live in England we don't get 'exciting' animals

Oh and I should mention this thing, wasn't there yesterday...

You just gotta whack it with something, Make sure to lock you room as you don't want it run out(if its alive)...

baldgye · « **Reply #13 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:33:38 »

Quote from: Halverson on Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:32:25

Quote from: mmmty on Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:31:36
It's definitely this...

Show Image

Try not to eat in bed.

Does look like a peanut, but it must be quite a tricky nut to get behind the mattress, and weasel its way under the sheets!

It's about the size of the palm of my hand, for scale (and I'm not a child)

i3oilermaker · « **Reply #14 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:36:09 »

Take off the sheet!!!!

Halverson · « **Reply #15 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:37:22 »

Put on some protective gear, and pull up the sheets. It's the only way!

tp4tissue · « **Reply #16 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:38:39 »

wow, what a suspense thread. LOLOLOL

mmmty · « **Reply #17 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:41:10 »

ekw808 · « **Reply #18 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:42:13 »

be a man, go get bit

mmmty · « **Reply #19 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:46:06 »

Oh, no!! He's not coming back!! Goodbye Halverson...

tp4tissue · « **Reply #20 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:46:35 »

resembles this no??

Halverson · « **Reply #21 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:47:46 »

Quote from: mmmty on Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:46:06

Oh, no!! He's not coming back!! Goodbye Halverson...

I'm still here! You mean goodbye baldgye?

The_Beast · « **Reply #22 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:49:13 »

Definitely looks rapey. Watch your bum

mmmty · « **Reply #23 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:49:50 »

Whew... sorry, got the wrong thread starter. But what happened to Baldgye? Maybe he found out what it was but didn't live long enough to tell us.

demik · « **Reply #24 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:50:34 »

you're going to have to burn the house down.

only way.

maybe it's a toad?

lick it and see if you either a) die or b) start tripping balls.

Soarer · « **Reply #25 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:51:00 »

mmmty · « **Reply #26 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:51:41 »

Or just shoot it with a shotgun - my preferred method.

baldgye · « **Reply #27 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:53:03 »

Quote from: mmmty on Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:49:50

Whew... sorry, got the wrong thread starter. But what happened to the balgye? Maybe he found out what it was but didn't live long enough to tell us.

I'm still here, though I've been instructed by the other members of the house not to mess with it and they will help me investigate it tomorrow morning :/ still scared, still confused, still have no clue what it is.... I don't think it's alive though as when I first discovered it, it was by whacking it pretty hard with my hand and since discovering it, it's yet to move...

demik · « **Reply #28 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:57:16 »

LICK IT DAMN IT

probably this ^

mmmty · « **Reply #29 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:58:00 »

It could be this guy.

or this guy...

demik · « **Reply #30 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:58:35 »

ITS THIS!

ekw808 · « **Reply #31 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:59:57 »

what if it's gone tomorrow morning, how are you gonna sleep tomorrow night?

baldgye · « **Reply #32 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:00:51 »

HOW WOULD IT GET UNDER MY SHEET THOUGH, AND WHY IS IT NO LONGER A BALL?!

Kellybear · « **Reply #33 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:01:50 »

I think you should check or else you'll go insane the rest of the night.

baldgye · « **Reply #34 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:01:59 »

Quote from: ekw808 on Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:59:57

what if it's gone tomorrow morning, how are you gonna sleep tomorrow night?

Assuming I sleep tonight and don't spend the whole night on scary bed mystery watch

demik · « **Reply #35 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:03:18 »

do it for the queen!

486 · « **Reply #36 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:03:40 »

It's the end of a medieval mace!

or even more likely, that plant thing from MIB II!

Halverson · « **Reply #37 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:04:17 »

I won't be able to sleep tonight if you don't solve this damn scary bed mystery! For mine(and I'm sure others) sake, man up and rip off the sheet while screaming!!!

ekw808 · « **Reply #38 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:04:31 »

Dude just grab a bucket, and cover it and slide it to the middle, and wrap your sheets up around it like a gift basket, turn the bucket upside so it falls in, and unwrap to see..

mmmty · « **Reply #39 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:05:47 »

Quote from: baldgye on Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:00:51

HOW WOULD IT GET UNDER MY SHEET THOUGH, AND WHY IS IT NO LONGER A BALL?!

This

+ this

= this

486 · « **Reply #40 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:05:48 »

Quote from: ekw808 on Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:04:31

Dude just grab a bucket, and cover it and slide it to the middle, and wrap your sheets up around it like a gift basket, turn the bucket upside so it falls in, and unwrap to see..

It would be a great present for someone!

baldgye · « **Reply #41 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:06:29 »

...it dsnt move... ;_;

ekw808 · « **Reply #42 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:07:03 »

So move it yourself with a bucket...

Kellybear · « **Reply #43 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:07:51 »

Yank the sheet off and use the sheet as your protection, then flee the bedroom if it's really bad.

baldgye · « **Reply #44 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:09:01 »

Quote from: ekw808 on Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:07:03

So move it yourself with a bucket...

I don't really have a bucket, and what ever it is, is wrapped around the edge of the matress and isn't moving... And I would attack it mentalist style, but I'd wake everyone else up and it's 3am... ;_;

demik · « **Reply #45 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:09:02 »

pull up your skirt.

clean your vagina and get rid of that **** already.

486 · « **Reply #46 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:09:07 »

Put one of these over it.

You are overreacting.

ekw808 · « **Reply #47 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:10:23 »

Please tell me you are a girl.

baldgye · « **Reply #48 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:11:22 »

Quote from: demik on Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:09:02

pull up your skirt.

clean your vagina and get rid of that **** already.

If I wasn't a school boy ***** I would have done that instead of running away to the Internet.... I just wondered if anyone might know what it was lol

mmmty · « **Reply #49 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 21:14:04 »

whack it with a baseball bat a few times then find out what it is.

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Author Topic: I'm scared (Read 17787 times)