Mayan Apocalypse

[jdcarpe]

Well, it's been almost 4 hours since the world ended. Funny, I don't feel any different. Do you?

[Zehkul]

I’m hungry, and the zombies in front of my door prevent me from buying food.

[Rendom]

I’m hungry, and the zombies in front of my door prevent me from buying food.

+1

[samwisekoi]

The entire world, nay the entire universe, has transcended as one.  That world ended; this world has begun anew.

Luckily, the Magrathians have buried fossils, etc., so we'll never be able to detect the difference.

But the mice will know!

42.

[nar]

Oh please, everyone knows the earth ended 4 years ago

http://qntm.org/board

[esoomenona]

Wrong. The world as we knew it ended almost 13 years ago.

[Internetlad]

I thought it ended in 1914?

[tjcaustin]

I’m hungry, and the zombies in front of my door prevent me from buying food.

+1

That's weird, I'm hungry and out of food and my neighbors won't share their brains food with me, no matter how hard I pound at their door.

[vun]

Mayo apocalypse. That is all.

[razorsharpgears]

So far alive and well  )
And it is the "Alpaca-Lypse"

[IvanIvanovich]

They trolled the world across thousands of years to great success. Why you think their icons are always sticking their tongue out?

[tp4tissue]

All I want to know is when Goku is coming back. I meant Jesus...

[jdcarpe]

From urbandictionary.com:

1.  Mayan Fools Day  1 up, 1 down
 12/21/12

They sure got us good

The Mayans were the original pranksters. They set up a prank so good, that over 5000 years later, it fooled millions of stupid people into thinking the world was going to end. December 21st 2012, otherwise known as Mayan Fools Day.

Mayan King: Dood check this out, I told our wisemen to make a calendar with the sole purpose of screwing with people thousands of years from now. They will think that the end of the calendar means the end of the world!

Mayan Dood: Haha, that good prank. People in the future so stupid, they believe anything.

Mayan King: Haha, indeed. I'm going to eat your heart now.

[nar]

All I want to know is when Goku is coming back. I meant Jesus...

It doesn't matter tp4tissue, the balls are inert

[Halverson]

All I want to know is when Goku is coming back. I meant Jesus...

It doesn't matter tp4tissue, the balls are inert

Or are they.....

[tp4tissue]

All I want to know is when Goku is coming back. I meant Jesus...

It doesn't matter tp4tissue, the balls are inert

.....

Did they ever say whether or not Piccolo or Kami or Guru could create Dragon Balls in the "Nether" world?

[Malphas]

I was looking forward to that, how disappointing.

[precarious]

well, the aliens are going to come back tomorrow to see what's been happening for the past few thousand years

i don't think they're going to be too happy about this

[MMB]

Well, it's been almost 4 hours since the world ended. Funny, I don't feel any different. Do you?

I have more gas than usual, but that might just be the taco bell I had for lunch.

[cytoSiN]

[demik]

now i feel like i cheated that poor escort telling her world was going to end today and just to not charge me

[precarious]

[Malphas]

Yes.

[duq]

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Of course. No forecast for Saturday . Lol.

[SmallFry]

Damn. I was hoping to get some time outside on Saturday...

[precarious]

Damn. I was hoping to get some time outside on Saturday...

don't worry, your organs will be successfully eviscerated and set free from their flesh prison!

[tp4tissue]

Damn. I was hoping to get some time outside on Saturday...

don't worry, your organs will be successfully eviscerated and set free from their flesh prison!

that, or we all continue to wallow in misery...

[jwaz]

aaand. boom goes the dynamite.

[iri]

it's dark in here

[tp4tissue]

it's dark in here

Did you lock yourself in a bunker?

[keyboardlover]

I walked outside this morning and I realized that it's not that the world ended; in fact the zombie apocalypse already happened YEARS ago. For instance, ever seen reality tv?

[jcrouse]

now i feel like i cheated that poor escort telling her world was going to end today and just to not charge me

Or.... you could have given her all your money.

[Turbo Slaab]

I walked outside this morning and I realized that it's not that the world ended; in fact the zombie apocalypse already happened YEARS ago. For instance, ever seen reality tv?

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I love that movie...err....I mean documentary.

They make great documentarys.

[rowdy]

The entire universe did disappear.  Then it was instantly replaced by something that is even more bizarrely inexplicable.

[iri]

it's dark in here

Did you lock yourself in a bunker?

with a woman and ten sixpacks.

[precarious]

that world ended.  this one didn't.

[demik]

now i feel like i cheated that poor escort telling her world was going to end today and just to not charge me

Or.... you could have given her all your money.

jokes on you, im poor!

[quadibloc]

I had a frustrating experience.

I figured that since the ancient Egyptians had a 365-day calendar without leap years, and built pyramids, like the Maya, obviously the conclusion would be that the Mayan calendar must be an imperfect form of the *real* calendar that fortells the cosmic cycles: the calendar of Atlantis!

So clearly all I have to do is find out about the Atlantean long count, and I would know when the end of the world is really supposed to take place.

Well, in my web search for information on the calendar for Atlantis, I finally found one web site which said the best explanation of the Atlantean calendar is contained in a book by Charles Berlitz...

entitled Doomsday: 1999.

Back to the drawing board...

[jdcarpe]

'Cause tonight we're gonna party like it's thirteen years ago