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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #50 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 12:21:41 »
Don't get too excited. Just some crappy keyboards taking up room at my house.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #51 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 12:43:14 »

Ok.. but no fat chics


Beggars can't be choosers....

You come into this holiest of domiciles, only spreading your lyrics of fornication and crime. I take your youtube link, and I CAST YOU OUT!

Halverson, please bless my face with your lightning foot so that I may become a true warrior and follower, as ST. Flynn has done for so long. Cracketh my nose open until my nosebloods runneth over!

And to all you sodomites and misogynists  I say "LET THERE BE WIMMINZ IN THIS PLACE OF WORSHIP AND FOOT BAPTISM! THEY SHALL BECOME OUR VALKYRIES AND LEAD US UNTO OUR 21 SECONDS OF VIRGINS DURING THE FINAL BATTLE AGAINST THE TEXAN MOOSE!"

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #52 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 12:44:10 »
Rofl!!!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #53 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 12:49:59 »
There's a large difference between pleasantly-plump, and fat chix

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #54 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 13:08:55 »
There's a large difference between pleasantly-plump, and fat chix


How much do you weigh?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #55 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 13:12:53 »
There's a large difference between pleasantly-plump, and fat chix


How much do you weigh?
Let's just say there's a large difference between "fat chix" and tp4tissue.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
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« Reply #57 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 13:15:50 »
I come to you all to say I have basked in his shadow, Felt his gaze and received his blessing in the form of Borscht. He taught me the way of the keyboard. The way of the shark. He owes us nothing. Yet he gives and gives.  Shark bless.
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« Reply #58 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 13:25:53 »
Capital, ye shall receiving the lighting foot with a new pair of Nike high tops!
And just let me maim your arm a bit, with my teeth. Nomnomnom

I hath spoken
I've got people to disappoint, I got mistakes to make.
How can you believe that I'm not a waste of space?
Oh I'm sorry to disappoint, I seldom save face.
But how can I speak your language
when I don't know my own....

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #59 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 13:37:41 »
There's a large difference between pleasantly-plump, and fat chix


How much do you weigh?
Let's just say there's a large difference between "fat chix" and tp4tissue.

and yet, people won't take my workout tips seriously.  >:D

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #60 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 13:49:14 »
Bad news everyone...... He's adapted for combat.....May this not shake your faith...
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Re: The Church Of Halverson?
« Reply #61 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 14:04:15 »
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No idea what this is about.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #64 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 20:38:52 »
Bad news everyone...... He's adapted for combat.....May this not shake your faith...
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #65 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 20:41:28 »
You all forgot the Clause, dammit! :P

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #66 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 20:44:59 »
You all forgot the Clause, dammit! :P

Clause? Speaketh brother SmallFry, tell us that which you believe may strengthen the faith

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« Reply #67 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 20:46:55 »
Santa Scarlet Wizbro Girlshark Johansen Clause
I've got people to disappoint, I got mistakes to make.
How can you believe that I'm not a waste of space?
Oh I'm sorry to disappoint, I seldom save face.
But how can I speak your language
when I don't know my own....

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #68 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 20:48:03 »
What is this thread aboot?
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #69 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 20:53:49 »
What is this thread aboot?


What's that, eh?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #70 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 20:58:04 »
Soon to be merged with "The thread about nothing" unless there is nudity here.
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« Reply #71 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 20:59:14 »
I preach no prudes! Everyone get nude!

Now back to my igloo to eat my moose meat and wear beaver hats.
I've got people to disappoint, I got mistakes to make.
How can you believe that I'm not a waste of space?
Oh I'm sorry to disappoint, I seldom save face.
But how can I speak your language
when I don't know my own....

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #72 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 21:00:39 »
Santa Scarlet Wizbro Girlshark Johansen Clause


Thy wisdom is limitless. You never fail to continue transcending all labels. I shall start a new denomination for the strict "Clause" followers.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #73 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 21:01:23 »
Soon to be merged with "The thread about nothing" unless there is nudity here.

Our faith, cannot be diluted, lost one.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #74 on: Sat, 13 April 2013, 21:08:35 »
Soon to be merged with "The thread about nothing" unless there is nudity here.

Our faith, cannot be diluted, lost one.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #75 on: Sun, 14 April 2013, 02:23:52 »
Now back to my igloo to eat my moose meat and wear beaver hats.
Yeah, you like that, don't you?

People, take heed to your false god, as he is filled with that which you so vehemently proclaim the opposition. Does he not turn his back on you? Do you not walk in the darkness, alone?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #76 on: Sun, 14 April 2013, 17:02:53 »
Now back to my igloo to eat my moose meat and wear beaver hats.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #77 on: Sun, 14 April 2013, 17:11:15 »
Now back to my igloo to eat my moose meat and wear beaver hats.
Yeah, you like that, don't you?

People, take heed to your false god, as he is filled with that which you so vehemently proclaim the opposition. Does he not turn his back on you? Do you not walk in the darkness, alone?

I think he just called you his moose meat and there are a handful of issues that there could be here.

Is the "god" consorting with the heretic? Is the one I'm going with.

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« Reply #78 on: Sun, 14 April 2013, 17:25:56 »
No comment
I've got people to disappoint, I got mistakes to make.
How can you believe that I'm not a waste of space?
Oh I'm sorry to disappoint, I seldom save face.
But how can I speak your language
when I don't know my own....

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #79 on: Sun, 14 April 2013, 17:28:36 »
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #80 on: Sun, 14 April 2013, 18:33:59 »
I once was lost, but now I am found.

I once wandered alone, but now I am a sister-brother, in the company of my sister-brothers.

I once shunned the girlshark, but now I welcome her/him.

I once was lost, but now I am delivered.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #81 on: Sun, 14 April 2013, 18:39:35 »
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the shark could be more girly, but thats a bro of a wizard
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #82 on: Sun, 14 April 2013, 19:08:36 »
I once was lost, but now I am found.

I once wandered alone, but now I am a sister-brother, in the company of my sister-brothers.

I once shunned the girlshark, but now I welcome her/him.

I once was lost, but now I am delivered.

Welcome welcome eth0s. It is a time of great conflict here in the Church. We must not believe the nay-sayers' lies and web of deceipt. Our Gilshark Wizbro would never consort with the foul moose.


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #83 on: Sun, 14 April 2013, 19:09:35 »
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May this be plastered among the chapel's dome, for it depicts the chosen one in his great crusade to unify our paths!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #84 on: Sun, 14 April 2013, 20:11:19 »
I once was lost, but now I am found.

I once wandered alone, but now I am a sister-brother, in the company of my sister-brothers.

I once shunned the girlshark, but now I welcome her/him.

I once was lost, but now I am delivered.

Welcome welcome eth0s. It is a time of great conflict here in the Church. We must not believe the nay-sayers' lies and web of deceipt. Our Gilshark Wizbro would never consort with the foul moose.

Or would it?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #85 on: Sun, 14 April 2013, 20:20:13 »
I once was lost, but now I am found.

I once wandered alone, but now I am a sister-brother, in the company of my sister-brothers.

I once shunned the girlshark, but now I welcome her/him.

I once was lost, but now I am delivered.

Welcome welcome eth0s. It is a time of great conflict here in the Church. We must not believe the nay-sayers' lies and web of deceipt. Our Gilshark Wizbro would never consort with the foul moose.

Or would it?

No comment

Filthy science lover, why do you bring doubt upon our faith? Facts and quotes are not permissible evidence here. FORGET YOU WHERE YOU ARE BOY?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #86 on: Sun, 14 April 2013, 20:26:29 »
I once was lost, but now I am found.

I once wandered alone, but now I am a sister-brother, in the company of my sister-brothers.

I once shunned the girlshark, but now I welcome her/him.

I once was lost, but now I am delivered.

Welcome welcome eth0s. It is a time of great conflict here in the Church. We must not believe the nay-sayers' lies and web of deceipt. Our Gilshark Wizbro would never consort with the foul moose.

Or would it?

No comment

Filthy science lover, why do you bring doubt upon our faith? Facts and quotes are not permissible evidence here. FORGET YOU WHERE YOU ARE BOY?

Where am I?  Why are there so many loud noises?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #87 on: Sun, 14 April 2013, 20:38:25 »
I DEMAND KING KLAXON TJ TO USE MAGIC TO GIMME MY RoG TOMORROW!!!
I've got people to disappoint, I got mistakes to make.
How can you believe that I'm not a waste of space?
Oh I'm sorry to disappoint, I seldom save face.
But how can I speak your language
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #88 on: Sun, 14 April 2013, 21:07:03 »
Yeah, but...

KING KLAXON DEMANDS SACRIFICE.

Your sacrifice just happens to be the application of patience

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #89 on: Sun, 14 April 2013, 21:19:50 »
Yeah, but...

KING KLAXON DEMANDS SACRIFICE.

Your sacrifice just happens to be the application of patience

Why you!
I've got people to disappoint, I got mistakes to make.
How can you believe that I'm not a waste of space?
Oh I'm sorry to disappoint, I seldom save face.
But how can I speak your language
when I don't know my own....

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #90 on: Mon, 15 April 2013, 12:51:36 »
Going just as planned. A couple little words, a leave of absence, and I come back to see cracks begin to spread. Is your faith in your "god" so easily broken?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #91 on: Mon, 15 April 2013, 12:56:12 »
Going just as planned. A couple little words, a leave of absence, and I come back to see cracks begin to spread. Is your faith in your "god" so easily broken?

I keep the faith. All hail his lord the Sharky-ness.

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« Reply #92 on: Mon, 15 April 2013, 14:51:10 »
Going just as planned. A couple little words, a leave of absence, and I come back to see cracks begin to spread. Is your faith in your "god" so easily broken?

I keep the faith. All hail his lord the Sharky-ness.

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On nomnomnom

You're just full of evil eh moosey. That's just not nice!
I've got people to disappoint, I got mistakes to make.
How can you believe that I'm not a waste of space?
Oh I'm sorry to disappoint, I seldom save face.
But how can I speak your language
when I don't know my own....

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #93 on: Mon, 15 April 2013, 17:06:58 »
Going just as planned. A couple little words, a leave of absence, and I come back to see cracks begin to spread. Is your faith in your "god" so easily broken?

I keep the faith. All hail his lord the Sharky-ness.

*CPTBadAss leaves offering of chum and keycaps

On nomnomnom

You're just full of evil eh moosey. That's just not nice!

Yes, most divine of magical fishes, Feast on the caps! Love the caps! Bring order to the caps! Unify us with one divine profile! So that we may never have dilemmas in partaking of the OEM, Cherry, SP and other denominations ever again! Lead us and shower us in the ONE TRUE PROFILE!

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« Reply #94 on: Tue, 16 April 2013, 20:38:22 »
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« Reply #95 on: Tue, 16 April 2013, 20:59:09 »
Sharks with wings, may steal your things. But not humanly possessions, only lungs and organs. (A traditional girlshark hymn)
I've got people to disappoint, I got mistakes to make.
How can you believe that I'm not a waste of space?
Oh I'm sorry to disappoint, I seldom save face.
But how can I speak your language
when I don't know my own....

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #96 on: Tue, 16 April 2013, 20:59:57 »
Sharks with wings, may steal your things. But not humanly possessions, only lungs and organs. (A traditional girlshark hymn)

Aren't lungs organs?  Also, aren't organs humanly possessions?

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« Reply #97 on: Tue, 16 April 2013, 21:04:11 »
Sharks with wings, may steal your things. But not humanly possessions, only lungs and organs. (A traditional girlshark hymn)

Brothers and sisters, please turn your hymnals to page 34 where we shall praise the Halverson and his wings. Remember to give offerings of chum and keycaps. And a little birdy told me that St. Halverson is especially fond of Miami caps so please offer those wonderfully bright caps to him first, so that we might all bask in his glow.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #98 on: Tue, 16 April 2013, 21:08:27 »
Sharks with wings, may steal your things. But not humanly possessions, only lungs and organs. (A traditional girlshark hymn)

Aren't lungs organs?  Also, aren't organs humanly possessions?

Yes lungs are organs, but so are other organs. Just lungs more often taken than others.

And technically they are not possessions, because you just have them. Not something one can gain, usually. Humanly possessions generally refer to keyboard related items my child.
I've got people to disappoint, I got mistakes to make.
How can you believe that I'm not a waste of space?
Oh I'm sorry to disappoint, I seldom save face.
But how can I speak your language
when I don't know my own....

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #99 on: Tue, 16 April 2013, 21:10:31 »
Sharks with wings, may steal your things. But not humanly possessions, only lungs and organs. (A traditional girlshark hymn)

Aren't lungs organs?  Also, aren't organs humanly possessions?

Yes lungs are organs, but so are other organs. Just lungs more often taken than others.

And technically they are not possessions, because you just have them. Not something one can gain, usually. Humanly possessions generally refer to keyboard related items my child.

I think you underestimate the blackest of markets, the organ harvesting market.