That would be WRONG! Not ALL women think staches are gross... just most under 40 who didn't grow up with 'sex symbols' guys like Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck... or chicks from places like Kazakhstan.
I sold one of my old PC today. Feels good getting rid of some clutter. I think I did alright getting $250 out of a 6 years old P55 system. I also sold a 32" Samsung HDTV I rescued from the dumpster for $75... sometimes craigslist just works out.
The mustache works like this...
There is such a thing as ideal facial geometry..
If your face is "spread outwards" from this setting, Then the mustache helps visually eliminate the dissonance, by changing the center of mass visually.
Because the mustache is a darker color than your skin, when it appears at the center of your face, it is visually a "hole" which draws the perception of your other features Inward.
Now beards are different, beards primarily help define jaw lines or the lack there of.