When I used to eat 3,000+ cals a day my stand by was a local Taco stand that sold a "Cubana Torta"
Torta Bread w/
... Breaded steak
... Pork shoulder
... some sort of little Mexican hotdog sausages
... bacon
... mayonaise
... Processed yellow cheese [I emphasize processed because it made Kraft singles look like they came from France]
... Jalepenos
... Tomatoes
... Avocado
You
knew you were taking 6 months off your life every time you ate this sandwich.
Seriously it made their greasy Burritos taste healthy