Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
-Hey, do you have a facebook account?  
Yeah, but i don't really use it other than to message a few friends.  
-You should add me!  Mkay. (adds her). 
-Hey, you don't really post anything on your facebook page, do you? 
Nope, not really. I'll post a meme once in a blue moon but in general, not really. 
-You should post more. 
Mkay.  
-Hey, you sure post a lot of stuff, are you trying to beat me? 
Nah, just posting stuff i find interesting or funny 
     -Hey, could you tone down the liking on the stuff I post? 
Mkay, I was just showing some appreciation, i'll tone it down. (takes it down a notch)  
-Hey, you don't have to give me likes on a daily basis. It almost feels like your stalking me. 
Uh, not at all. I'll just stop altogether.  
*week and half of not opening facebook goes by* 
-How come you haven't liked any of my posts?
FFS -_- 
relationshipping is hard.
EDIT: WTH is up with the formatting?