Made meme to show the highlight of my day.

[dragonxx21]

Feels bad.

[SpAmRaY]

so which one are you?

[noisyturtle]

so which one are you?

Plot twist: He's the bus

[rowdy]

The cute girl said hi to a Mormon missionary, ... what is the punch line?

[tp4tissue]

so which one are you?

Plot twist: He's the bus

hahahahahhahahahahaha

[dragonxx21]

I was sitting at the bus stop just waiting for my bus. There were these two girls walking over to the bus stop and I noticed one of them was smiling and looking at me. She came over and she said hi and started talking to me. I noticed that she was wearing like a "Jesus saved me" pin I got pretty worried. There was an excruciating 3-4 minutes of things such as "I'm a mormon missionary, have you ever seen a missionary?" "so, are you practicing any religions?" "what makes your day so good?" and "do you know about mormons?", the bus came and I hopped on immediately.

[Halverson]

I was sitting at the bus stop just waiting for my bus. There were these two girls walking over to the bus stop and I noticed one of them was smiling and looking at me. She came over and she said hi and started talking to me. I noticed that she was wearing like a "Jesus saved me" pin I got pretty worried. There was an excruciating 3-4 minutes of things such as "I'm a mormon missionary, have you ever seen a missionary?" "so, are you practicing any religions?" "what makes your day so good?" and "do you know about mormons?", the bus came and I hopped on immediately.

soooo...you get her number?

[rowdy]

I was sitting at the bus stop just waiting for my bus. There were these two girls walking over to the bus stop and I noticed one of them was smiling and looking at me. She came over and she said hi and started talking to me. I noticed that she was wearing like a "Jesus saved me" pin I got pretty worried. There was an excruciating 3-4 minutes of things such as "I'm a mormon missionary, have you ever seen a missionary?" "so, are you practicing any religions?" "what makes your day so good?" and "do you know about mormons?", the bus came and I hopped on immediately.

Er, ok, how was this the highlight of your day?

[dragonxx21]

I was sitting at the bus stop just waiting for my bus. There were these two girls walking over to the bus stop and I noticed one of them was smiling and looking at me. She came over and she said hi and started talking to me. I noticed that she was wearing like a "Jesus saved me" pin I got pretty worried. There was an excruciating 3-4 minutes of things such as "I'm a mormon missionary, have you ever seen a missionary?" "so, are you practicing any religions?" "what makes your day so good?" and "do you know about mormons?", the bus came and I hopped on immediately.

soooo...you get her number?

No, I didn't want it by the end of it.

I was sitting at the bus stop just waiting for my bus. There were these two girls walking over to the bus stop and I noticed one of them was smiling and looking at me. She came over and she said hi and started talking to me. I noticed that she was wearing like a "Jesus saved me" pin I got pretty worried. There was an excruciating 3-4 minutes of things such as "I'm a mormon missionary, have you ever seen a missionary?" "so, are you practicing any religions?" "what makes your day so good?" and "do you know about mormons?", the bus came and I hopped on immediately.

Er, ok, how was this the highlight of your day?

I didn't do much today and it was an interesting thing that happened to me.

[IvanIvanovich]

So... I guess you had a really terrible day then?

[SpAmRaY]

Well some guys considering talking to any girl a good day.

[noisyturtle]

Well some guys considering talking to any girl a good day.

She came back to my table and asked if there was anything else she could get me. So I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious.

[dragonxx21]

So... I guess you had a really terrible day then?

Well, this was coming back from a Christmas party, it was a pretty meh day.

[C5Allroad]

So when she says hi, it makes your day? I wonder what would getting the digits do to you.

[dragonxx21]

So when she says hi, it makes your day? I wonder what would getting the digits do to you.

:| People don't seem to realize that highlight isn't necessarily in a positive context.

[bueller]

Meme's? This isn't reddit, son.

[rowdy]

This thread not self-locked yet?

Not sure it is going in the intended direction ...

[127001]

Sounds like someone didn't bring their "A" game... religious girls are freaky 

[tp4tissue]

Sounds like someone didn't bring their "A" game... religious girls are freaky 

I concur 100%  !!



Here's how Tp4 would've handled the situation


Girl: Hey how u doing?

Tp4: U are way too cute to just start talking to strangers, how can I help you

Girl: Haha, do you have a moment

Tp4: Sure, we're in it now

Girl: // Jesus//  how do you feel about death//

Tp4: So, If were to proposition you for sex.. that would really piss you off....

Girl:  // agasp

Me:  Not gonna lie, I'm into some weird stuff.. a little rope, leather rope, ur hands behind your back, a gag, a blindfold.. all the while, marriage and contract before the lord is the last thing on my mind.


And we go from here.. usually works..

[noisyturtle]

Sounds like someone didn't bring their "A" game... religious girls are freaky 

No means yes, and yes means butt stuff

[demik]

I was sitting at the bus stop just waiting for my bus. There were these two girls walking over to the bus stop and I noticed one of them was smiling and looking at me. She came over and she said hi and started talking to me. I noticed that she was wearing like a "Jesus saved me" pin I got pretty worried. There was an excruciating 3-4 minutes of things such as "I'm a mormon missionary, have you ever seen a missionary?" "so, are you practicing any religions?" "what makes your day so good?" and "do you know about mormons?", the bus came and I hopped on immediately.

they are usually pretty good about leaving you alone if you tell them you're not interested. did you tell her you weren't interested?

[dragonxx21]

I was sitting at the bus stop just waiting for my bus. There were these two girls walking over to the bus stop and I noticed one of them was smiling and looking at me. She came over and she said hi and started talking to me. I noticed that she was wearing like a "Jesus saved me" pin I got pretty worried. There was an excruciating 3-4 minutes of things such as "I'm a mormon missionary, have you ever seen a missionary?" "so, are you practicing any religions?" "what makes your day so good?" and "do you know about mormons?", the bus came and I hopped on immediately.

they are usually pretty good about leaving you alone if you tell them you're not interested. did you tell her you weren't interested?

Yeah. A solid "I'm already practicing and not interested in converting".

[demik]

and she didn't leave you alone?

well, you did mention she has a jesus saved me sticker. usually the ones that grew up in the religion tend to be more understanding when you tell them no.

it's those born again that are just annoying as hell.

[tp4tissue]

and she didn't leave you alone?

well, you did mention she has a jesus saved me sticker. usually the ones that grew up in the religion tend to be more understanding when you tell them no.

it's those born again that are just annoying as hell.

they're also more down to sin and get freaky...

[dragonxx21]

and she didn't leave you alone?

well, you did mention she has a jesus saved me sticker. usually the ones that grew up in the religion tend to be more understanding when you tell them no.

it's those born again that are just annoying as hell.

Yeah. She mentioned something about "seeing the light". I honestly just stopped paying attention after like ten seconds of conversation.

[Pacifist]

only experience I've had with religious people is there was a guy standing at the crosswalk at school handing out bibles...

[iri]

I was sitting at the bus stop just waiting for my bus. There were these two girls walking over to the bus stop and I noticed one of them was smiling and looking at me. She came over and she said hi and started talking to me. I noticed that she was wearing like a "Jesus saved me" pin I got pretty worried. There was an excruciating 3-4 minutes of things such as "I'm a mormon missionary, have you ever seen a missionary?" "so, are you practicing any religions?" "what makes your day so good?" and "do you know about mormons?", the bus came and I hopped on immediately.

[SpAmRaY]

only experience I've had with religious people is there was a guy standing at the crosswalk at school handing out bibles...

and......

[noisyturtle]

only experience I've had with religious people is there was a guy standing at the crosswalk at school handing out bibles...

and......

The guy turned one bible into a thousand fish and fed the entire community

[SpAmRaY]

only experience I've had with religious people is there was a guy standing at the crosswalk at school handing out bibles...

and......

The guy turned one bible into a thousand fish and fed the entire community

But where the fish fried? And did they also have hushpuppies?

[tp4tissue]

only experience I've had with religious people is there was a guy standing at the crosswalk at school handing out bibles...

and......

The guy turned one bible into a thousand fish and fed the entire community

how did he manage this...

[taylordcraig]

only experience I've had with religious people is there was a guy standing at the crosswalk at school handing out bibles...

and......

The guy turned one bible into a thousand fish and fed the entire community

how did he manage this...

That's nothin'. Watched a dude crawl out of his own grave and eat two whole people before he was full.

[Linkbane]

Meme's? This isn't reddit, son.

Inability to spell? This isn't facebook, child.

[hashbaz]

Meme's? This isn't reddit, son.

Inability to spell? This isn't facebook, child.

Conflation of punctuation convention with spelling error?  This isn't Internet, slugger.

Oh wait, yes it is.  Carry on.

[Linkbane]

Meme's? This isn't reddit, son.

Inability to spell? This isn't facebook, child.

Conflation of punctuation convention with spelling error?  This isn't Internet, slugger.

Oh wait, yes it is.  Carry on.

Moderators getting butthurt and following members to snipe at them. I actually can't think of anywhere except the righteous domain of hashbaz where that happens.

[tjcaustin]

Meme's? This isn't reddit, son.

Inability to spell? This isn't facebook, child.

Conflation of punctuation convention with spelling error?  This isn't Internet, slugger.

Oh wait, yes it is.  Carry on.

INABILITY TO KEEP CALM?!? THIS ISN'T A SNARKY OVER USED POSTER, CHAMP

[hashbaz]

Meme's? This isn't reddit, son.

Inability to spell? This isn't facebook, child.

Conflation of punctuation convention with spelling error?  This isn't Internet, slugger.

Oh wait, yes it is.  Carry on.

Moderators getting butthurt and following members to snipe at them. I actually can't think of anywhere except the righteous domain of hashbaz where that happens.

Passive aggression and inability to take own medicine?  We must be on Linkbane's myspace.

[SpAmRaY]

Meme's? This isn't reddit, son.

Inability to spell? This isn't facebook, child.

Conflation of punctuation convention with spelling error?  This isn't Internet, slugger.

Oh wait, yes it is.  Carry on.

Moderators getting butthurt and following members to snipe at them. I actually can't think of anywhere except the righteous domain of hashbaz where that happens.

[tjcaustin]

Meme's? This isn't reddit, son.

Inability to spell? This isn't facebook, child.

Conflation of punctuation convention with spelling error?  This isn't Internet, slugger.

Oh wait, yes it is.  Carry on.

Moderators getting butthurt and following members to snipe at them. I actually can't think of anywhere except the righteous domain of hashbaz where that happens.

Kids thinking they're so important that people are following them?  This isn't reddit, toddler.

[Binge]

I remember this one guy beat someone pretty badly when I lived in philly.

When he beat someone again, the cops were able to stop him before it got too bad because they decided to watch after the troublemaker.

:| Hashbaz is much cooler than a cop, and Linkbane stop acting a victim, plz..  He just followed up with a post to make sure stuff kept in check.

[hashbaz]

Back on topic:

[osi]

Back on topic:

HAHA, I've seen this. Completely unexpected

[Linkbane]

Meme's? This isn't reddit, son.

Inability to spell? This isn't facebook, child.

Conflation of punctuation convention with spelling error?  This isn't Internet, slugger.

Oh wait, yes it is.  Carry on.

Moderators getting butthurt and following members to snipe at them. I actually can't think of anywhere except the righteous domain of hashbaz where that happens.

Kids thinking they're so important that people are following them?  This isn't reddit, toddler.

Having a mod who can't be impartial is a problem in and of itself. Cut the high-handed approach, and don't post anything if you're just going to involve yourself in some spat because you want to support an old member.

[rowdy]

Meme's? This isn't reddit, son.

Inability to spell? This isn't facebook, child.

Conflation of punctuation convention with spelling error?  This isn't Internet, slugger.

Oh wait, yes it is.  Carry on.

Moderators getting butthurt and following members to snipe at them. I actually can't think of anywhere except the righteous domain of hashbaz where that happens.

Kids thinking they're so important that people are following them?  This isn't reddit, toddler.

Having a mod who can't be impartial is a problem in and of itself. Cut the high-handed approach, and don't post anything if you're just going to involve yourself in some spat because you want to support an old member.

Mods are people too - they have their own opinions.

[hashbaz]

Having a mod who can't be impartial is a problem in and of itself. Cut the high-handed approach, and don't post anything if you're just going to involve yourself in some spat because you want to support an old member.

Sorry, what is it you think happened here?  I continued a chain of posts, then you got butthurt.

Meme's? This isn't reddit, son.

humorous response

Inability to spell? This isn't facebook, child.

humorous response

Conflation of punctuation convention with spelling error?  This isn't Internet, slugger.

Oh wait, yes it is.  Carry on.

humorous response

Moderators getting butthurt and following members to snipe at them. I actually can't think of anywhere except the righteous domain of hashbaz where that happens.

whiny accusation

[Alessandro]

Dramahack is right, TJ...

[tjcaustin]

Meme's? This isn't reddit, son.

Inability to spell? This isn't facebook, child.

Conflation of punctuation convention with spelling error?  This isn't Internet, slugger.

Oh wait, yes it is.  Carry on.

Moderators getting butthurt and following members to snipe at them. I actually can't think of anywhere except the righteous domain of hashbaz where that happens.

Kids thinking they're so important that people are following them?  This isn't reddit, toddler.

Having a mod who can't be impartial is a problem in and of itself. Cut the high-handed approach, and don't post anything if you're just going to involve yourself in some spat because you want to support an old member.

Translated from drama -

"QQ I'm too big a baby to take a joke"

I'll remember that you're my handler and that I can only do what you...no wait, you're literally nothing to me, sooo stfu.  You keep trying to type fast without bottoming out since clearly you can't tell what a joke is.

[Binge]

....because you want to support an old member.

How else am I supposed to cross the road without the support of younger members?  Where is your sense of civic duty???

[domoaligato]

Sounds like someone didn't bring their "A" game... religious girls are freaky 

No means yes, and yes means butt stuff

+1

[rowdy]

Sounds like someone didn't bring their "A" game... religious girls are freaky 

No means yes, and yes means butt stuff

+1