The "Ask a professional Sifo" thread

[Sifo]

I really don't want to do this, but **** it, It'll be informative and useful for you guys. I was kinda weighing whether or not I wanted to do it, and figure nothing too terrible could happen.

I've been a professional for 17+ years and will be making it 18 on February 27. Any Sifo who's turning professional currently most likely does not know who I am. I made many friends in school as well as online playing other games, mainly Call of Duty and League of Lesbians.

I will try my best to answer your questions. My answers are based off my experience, which is not "textbook".

Ask away.

[Michael]

My first question:

What up, son?

[tjcaustin]

How do you feel about keycap makers selling things with your soul?

[stancato9]

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[nubbinator]

How do you feel about keycap makers selling things with your soul?

What if the caps are like a horcrux and now Sifo can live forever?

[Sifo]

My first question:

What up, son?

How do you feel about keycap makers selling things with your soul?

How do you feel about keycap makers selling things with your soul?

What if the caps are like a horcrux and now Sifo can live forever?

Shhhhh

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Yes

[eth0s]

I'm still an amateur Sifo.  I want to make it to the professional ranks, but I can only Sifo on weekends.  Can I get to your level by Sifo'ing 8-10 hours per week?  Or is this like a 50-60 hour per week thing to go full Sifo?

[Sifo]

I'm still an amateur Sifo.  I want to make it to the professional ranks, but I can only Sifo on weekends.  Can I get to your level by Sifo'ing 8-10 hours per week?  Or is this like a 50-60 hour per week thing to go full Sifo?

You'll need to dedicate at least 14 hours a day to become a true Sifo, but don't forget to take breaks when starting out.

[SpAmRaY]

How can you be in so many places at once??

[Sifo]

How can you be in so many places at once??

[demik]

bora or hyolyn?

TRICK QUESTION. BOTH!

[Sifo]

bora or hyolyn?

TRICK QUESTION. BOTH!

All.

[demik]

good answer.

also fond of 2ne1

[tp4tissue]

bora or hyolyn?

TRICK QUESTION. BOTH!

Legs eh?

[HoffmanMyster]

How did you first become a sifo?  Could you explain how you went about joining and what it was like at the time you first joined?

I'm really interested in becoming a professional sifo but I fear I may have missed my chance by a few years.  I've heard you should really get involved when you're much younger, and after a certain point it becomes very difficult to do.

[Fire Brand]

What does "Sifo" mean o:

When I say this I mean a backstory if it has one, its always a question I like to hear the response to ^_^

[SpAmRaY]

What does "Sifo" mean o:

When I say this I mean a backstory if it has one, its always a question I like to hear the response to ^_^

It's his name?

[JPG]

What made you decide to go from amateur Sifo to professional Sifo?


What's the best food that you recommend for someone wanting to become a professional Sifo?

[Fire Brand]

What does "Sifo" mean o:

When I say this I mean a backstory if it has one, its always a question I like to hear the response to ^_^

It's his name?

Gosh your right I mean urrm I will try to "Splurge" whats in my brain into words.

What does the name mean such as why choose Sifo, is there a back story is it a person, place or such. For example mine would be a Gargoyle from Ghost and Goblins Gargoyles Quest, that sort of thing, so for you my Spammy why did you choose that name?

Hope that makes sence? Maybe most likely not :s

[SpAmRaY]

What does "Sifo" mean o:

When I say this I mean a backstory if it has one, its always a question I like to hear the response to ^_^

It's his name?

Gosh your right I mean urrm I will try to "Splurge" whats in my brain into words.

What does the name mean such as why choose Sifo, is there a back story is it a person, place or such. For example mine would be a Gargoyle from Ghost and Goblins Gargoyles Quest, that sort of thing, so for you my Spammy why did you choose that name?

Hope that makes sence? Maybe most likely not :s

It was chosen for me!

[Fire Brand]

What does "Sifo" mean o:

When I say this I mean a backstory if it has one, its always a question I like to hear the response to ^_^

It's his name?

Gosh your right I mean urrm I will try to "Splurge" whats in my brain into words.

What does the name mean such as why choose Sifo, is there a back story is it a person, place or such. For example mine would be a Gargoyle from Ghost and Goblins Gargoyles Quest, that sort of thing, so for you my Spammy why did you choose that name?

Hope that makes sence? Maybe most likely not :s

It was chosen for me!

Well I don't know that! Maybe you like Spam and your named Ray? or follow along you have a Raygun that fires spam o:

[HoffmanMyster]

What does "Sifo" mean o:

When I say this I mean a backstory if it has one, its always a question I like to hear the response to ^_^

It's his name?

Gosh your right I mean urrm I will try to "Splurge" whats in my brain into words.

What does the name mean such as why choose Sifo, is there a back story is it a person, place or such. For example mine would be a Gargoyle from Ghost and Goblins Gargoyles Quest, that sort of thing, so for you my Spammy why did you choose that name?

Hope that makes sence? Maybe most likely not :s

It was chosen for me!

Well I don't know that! Maybe you like Spam and your named Ray? or follow along you have a Raygun that fires spam o:

He likes to spam and his name is Ray.   )

[Fire Brand]

What does "Sifo" mean o:

When I say this I mean a backstory if it has one, its always a question I like to hear the response to ^_^

It's his name?

Gosh your right I mean urrm I will try to "Splurge" whats in my brain into words.

What does the name mean such as why choose Sifo, is there a back story is it a person, place or such. For example mine would be a Gargoyle from Ghost and Goblins Gargoyles Quest, that sort of thing, so for you my Spammy why did you choose that name?

Hope that makes sence? Maybe most likely not :s

It was chosen for me!

Well I don't know that! Maybe you like Spam and your named Ray? or follow along you have a Raygun that fires spam o:

He likes to spam and his name is Ray.   )

It makes so much sence, but I like my Spam firing ray gun idea more I imagine him with an evil laugh now :3

[SpAmRaY]

What does "Sifo" mean o:

When I say this I mean a backstory if it has one, its always a question I like to hear the response to ^_^

It's his name?

Gosh your right I mean urrm I will try to "Splurge" whats in my brain into words.

What does the name mean such as why choose Sifo, is there a back story is it a person, place or such. For example mine would be a Gargoyle from Ghost and Goblins Gargoyles Quest, that sort of thing, so for you my Spammy why did you choose that name?

Hope that makes sence? Maybe most likely not :s

It was chosen for me!

Well I don't know that! Maybe you like Spam and your named Ray? or follow along you have a Raygun that fires spam o:

He likes to spam and his name is Ray.   )

I blame hashbaz!

[Sifo]

How did you first become a sifo?  Could you explain how you went about joining and what it was like at the time you first joined?

I'm really interested in becoming a professional sifo but I fear I may have missed my chance by a few years.  I've heard you should really get involved when you're much younger, and after a certain point it becomes very difficult to do.

I was born Sifo.

What made you decide to go from amateur Sifo to professional Sifo?


What's the best food that you recommend for someone wanting to become a professional Sifo?

I had to go professional to continue on, idk. It was what I was born to be, you know? Also I would recommend a healthy serving of rice every meal + chicken wings, and once you progress beyond that, then your diet will consist purely of pizza.

What does "Sifo" mean o:

When I say this I mean a backstory if it has one, its always a question I like to hear the response to ^_^

Sifo is my name.

[HoffmanMyster]

What made you decide to go from amateur Sifo to professional Sifo?


What's the best food that you recommend for someone wanting to become a professional Sifo?

I had to go professional to continue on, idk. It was what I was born to be, you know? Also I would recommend a healthy serving of rice every meal + chicken wings, and once you progress beyond that, then your diet will consist purely of pizza.

I've heard rumours regarding your sleep schedule.  What kind of sleep regimen do you follow to stay on top of your sifo game?

[JPG]

What made you decide to go from amateur Sifo to professional Sifo?


What's the best food that you recommend for someone wanting to become a professional Sifo?

I had to go professional to continue on, idk. It was what I was born to be, you know? Also I would recommend a healthy serving of rice every meal + chicken wings, and once you progress beyond that, then your diet will consist purely of pizza.

I've heard rumours regarding your sleep schedule.  What kind of sleep regimen do you follow to stay on top of your sifo game?

Tsss, everyone knows that when you become a pro Sifo you don't need to sleep anymore, unless you want to act as a normal person once in a while!

[Sifo]

What made you decide to go from amateur Sifo to professional Sifo?


What's the best food that you recommend for someone wanting to become a professional Sifo?

I had to go professional to continue on, idk. It was what I was born to be, you know? Also I would recommend a healthy serving of rice every meal + chicken wings, and once you progress beyond that, then your diet will consist purely of pizza.

I've heard rumours regarding your sleep schedule.  What kind of sleep regimen do you follow to stay on top of your sifo game?

Tsss, everyone knows that when you become a pro Sifo you don't need to sleep anymore, unless you want to act as a normal person once in a while!

Basically this, Sifos can live off of 0 sleep but we enjoy slumbering for an extended period of time once in a while.

[eth0s]

How did you first become a sifo?  Could you explain how you went about joining and what it was like at the time you first joined?

I'm really interested in becoming a professional sifo but I fear I may have missed my chance by a few years.  I've heard you should really get involved when you're much younger, and after a certain point it becomes very difficult to do.

I was born Sifo.

What made you decide to go from amateur Sifo to professional Sifo?


What's the best food that you recommend for someone wanting to become a professional Sifo?

I had to go professional to continue on, idk. It was what I was born to be, you know? Also I would recommend a healthy serving of rice every meal + chicken wings, and once you progress beyond that, then your diet will consist purely of pizza.

What does "Sifo" mean o:

When I say this I mean a backstory if it has one, its always a question I like to hear the response to ^_^

Sifo is my name.

Okay, I've been eating nothing but rice balls, chicken wings, and pizza for a week now.  And I feel great!

Also, I signed up for an Intermediate Sifo class at my local Community College.  It's a bit advanced for me, but I'm getting a Sifo tutor.  I'm confident that I can make it to pro level in a couple years.

[Sifo]

You may be inquiring about the perks of becoming a Sifo. Well, it's not all fun and games.

Would you all take a look at this.



Pretty, isn't it? This is my soul. It's where the Sifo's power comes from.

When you are chosen or become a Sifo, this magical keycap is born.

Right, any one who chooses to become a Sifo gets a soul keycap... must fulfill a duty to battle the the Ofis.

[Fire Brand]

You may be inquiring about the perks of becoming a Sifo. Well, it's not all fun and games.

Would you all take a look at this.

Show Image

Pretty, isn't it? This is my soul. It's where the Sifo's power comes from.

When you are chosen or become a Sifo, this magical keycap is born.

Right, any one who chooses to become a Sifo gets a soul keycap... must fulfill a duty to battle the the Ofis.

Well that makes sence, also nice to meet you I have never met you but talk to you >->

O: Ofis are they the evil Torpe loving people o:

[tjcaustin]

No, because sifo's endgame is an hhkb

[regack]

If your place was on fire, and you could only rescue one thing on your way out what would it be?

[Sifo]

You may be inquiring about the perks of becoming a Sifo. Well, it's not all fun and games.

Would you all take a look at this.

Show Image

Pretty, isn't it? This is my soul. It's where the Sifo's power comes from.

When you are chosen or become a Sifo, this magical keycap is born.

Right, any one who chooses to become a Sifo gets a soul keycap... must fulfill a duty to battle the the Ofis.

Well that makes sence, also nice to meet you I have never met you but talk to you >->

O: Ofis are they the evil Torpe loving people o:

Naw the Ofis are just a type of really bad people you know?

No, because sifo's endgame is an hhkb

False, Pink 456 GT

If your place was on fire, and you could only rescue one thing on your way out what would it be?

My house

[regack]

My GHpad PCB

Ah, I knew it...

[demik]

Can I be the first Hispanic sifo?

[Sifo]

Can I be the first Hispanic sifo?

You can try... but whether or not you succeed is up to you.

[demik]

Im a mexiCAN  not a mexiCANT.  I'll succeed.

[eth0s]

Im a mexiCAN  not a mexiCANT.  I'll succeed.

Can't I be the second Hispanic Sifo?

[Sifo]

Here's my professional Sifo business card.

[Halverson]

My earthquake hero <3

[Blusey]

Why do you let your soul be put into the form of a Keycap

[Sifo]

Why do you let your soul be put into the form of a Keycap

The source of my powers and to achieve immortality

[ideus]

What I liked the most about this thread were the nice videos of Asian girls dancing. Besides that I wonder what is a sifo key and how sifo made into the ranks of exalted whatever at GH. For a vendor this thread is the ultimate marketing idea. Well done Mr. Sifo.

[Sifo]

You don't know my soul?

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=52171.msg1168801#msg1168801
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=52171.msg1185423#msg1185423

More info can be found there. I'm a vendor but this thread has nothing to do with what we sell.

>>>***~~~>>> CHECK US OUT AT http://d-squad.ca THOUGH <<<***~~~<<<

[ideus]

Branding is the new trend in marketing, and it does not have to do with specific products but with building thrust on a person or brand. So, again these threads: Sifo's, Demik's are extraordinary examples of branding at GH. Applause and hat off! 

[agodinhost]

earthquake hero?
GOSHJ