I was only kidding of course
In response to what is the best SC2 mouse, that is probably dependent on your particular preferences, playstyle and anatomy. A lot of Starcraft player seem to use whatever they are comfortable with, and compared to the FPS competitive scenes, there is a larger variety in types of shapes and types of sensors.
You can look at places like team liquid and see what they use, even if I think there is no reason to restrict yourself to those mice. Some (very) common mice it seems in this scene are the Logitech G1, the Zowie Mico, deathadder and abyssus. They are used by teams like team liquid, evil genuises, etc. I do not follow SC2 though. If you do, you should have a better idea than me about what is used and what is not.