I understand your frustration, and you're going to hate the answer everyone is giving.
But if you look around the forums, a lot of discussion and even debates rise because switch feel all comes down to personal preference. And even within personal preference, mood can affect the feel as well. For example, at work I an more likely to press harder on my keyboard so the Panda Clears feel amazing. When I get home at night I need a lighter switch, so I rock my 62g blacks or my 62g clears.
Then there are days I need my buckling spring with all its glory. Then a day later the noise is too irritating and I want linear switches again.
Your curiosity is either going to turn you into a keyboard fanatic like the rest of us, or maybe you'll somehow figure out how to exit this game.
I still recommend buckling spring if you're ok with noise (seems like you're not). After that, as far as stock switches go, I recommend clears (and consider getting thick pbt caps). And of course ghost blacks if you are able to try them (I do not recommend jumping straight into them. They're god tier gaming, mediocre typing. Try first).
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http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=46449