Great thread title!
I work in a carpentry-related industry. Wood comes from trees, living things that are all different, like people.
Trees are naturally flexible so that they can sway in the wind. They do not like to be flat rectangles, that is an unnatural state. Flat-sawn lumber (grain more parallel to the flat face) is more likely to twist than quarter-sawn (grain more perpendicular to the flat face), so look at the ends of the boards when you buy them.
The rule of thumb for something like a deck, that is always outside, is that the wood will be generally stabilized in its comfortable state after passing through all 4 seasons. That is, if it has not twisted after a year, it probably won't. If it is going to, it will likely do so sometime during the first year.