What words or phrases do you hate?

[Fire Brand]

Turning the phoneme 'irth' or 'erth' into 'irf' -- "It's my birfday!"
'Picture' turns into 'Pitcher.' "Did you have a pitcher of your baby I can see?"
 

I agree with both of these, however I believe it's worth noting that:

birfday

is intentional

while

pitcher

is typically not.

Also, this post reads horribly, but I'm going to leave it. 

I agree, I think I must do this a lot so you may hate me, although it wouldn't be on purpose, apparently I say Bowt instead of Boat :X

[katushkin]

Every single SJW phrase ever. Any made up "kin" phrases/pronouns that these morons make up.

[HoffmanMyster]

Every single SJW phrase ever. Any made up "kin" phrases/pronouns that these morons make up.

I googled SJW and the first hit is "social justice warrior", but that doesn't make sense to me.  Any help?

[katushkin]

Every single SJW phrase ever. Any made up "kin" phrases/pronouns that these morons make up.

I googled SJW and the first hit is "social justice warrior", but that doesn't make sense to me.  Any help?

People who are based out of tumblr who believe they are part squirrel, may or may not be trans gender depending on how they feel, get "triggered" by things such as homeless people, water, cars and the outdoors, believe there is a patriarchal system in place that constantly beats down women, and that all white men should die as a priority because women could carry out the human race on their own.

Also that "positive racism" is a thing, and that if you have a black person and a white person going for the same job, but the white person is more qualified, you should give the job to the black person because they've had less of an opportunity in life.

Prime example -



Oh, and this.

[HoffmanMyster]

 

I don't even.

I'm done.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

Those people are a special kind of stupid.

[paicrai]

[paicrai]

Every single SJW phrase ever. Any made up "kin" phrases/pronouns that these morons make up.

I googled SJW and the first hit is "social justice warrior", but that doesn't make sense to me.  Any help?

People who are based out of tumblr who believe they are part squirrel, may or may not be trans gender depending on how they feel, get "triggered" by things such as homeless people, water, cars and the outdoors, believe there is a patriarchal system in place that constantly beats down women, and that all white men should die as a priority because women could carry out the human race on their own.

Also that "positive racism" is a thing, and that if you have a black person and a white person going for the same job, but the white person is more qualified, you should give the job to the black person because they've had less of an opportunity in life.

Prime example -

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Oh, and this.

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i agree they can stupid if you cherry pick the worst of the worst from several different groups and generalise them into one group with the wrong name, this is the most misinformed mishmash i have ever seen

[HoffmanMyster]

i agree they can stupid if you cherry pick the worst of the worst from several different groups and generalise them into one group with the wrong name, this is the most misinformed mishmash i have ever seen

He didn't say "everyone on tumblr does X", he said "I dislike when people on tumblr do X".   

[paicrai]

[iri]

I do odd.

[larrymoencurly]

"I'm sorry you feel that way."

That sentence is never a sincere apology.

[noisyturtle]

"I'm sorry you feel that way."

That sentence is never a sincere apology.

Yes yes yes. Any deviation of that sentence that implies they feel sorry for something that had absolutely nothing to do with them.

I usually just reply with "That's OK, I'll forgive you this time."

[Solo]

"Artist"

Even though I go to an art school, the word "artist" bothers me. People think I'm nuts. Guess what? They're probably right.

[tp4tissue]

"I'm sorry you feel that way."

That sentence is never a sincere apology.

Yes yes yes. Any deviation of that sentence that implies they feel sorry for something that had absolutely nothing to do with them.

I usually just reply with "That's OK, I'll forgive you this time."

deviation ?

[tp4tissue]

Every single SJW phrase ever. Any made up "kin" phrases/pronouns that these morons make up.

I googled SJW and the first hit is "social justice warrior", but that doesn't make sense to me.  Any help?

People who are based out of tumblr who believe they are part squirrel, may or may not be trans gender depending on how they feel, get "triggered" by things such as homeless people, water, cars and the outdoors, believe there is a patriarchal system in place that constantly beats down women, and that all white men should die as a priority because women could carry out the human race on their own.

Also that "positive racism" is a thing, and that if you have a black person and a white person going for the same job, but the white person is more qualified, you should give the job to the black person because they've had less of an opportunity in life.

Prime example -

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Oh, and this.

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Idk why ya'll would bother raging at this,  there are not enough of them to destabilize social-order...

and given their general ineptitude... they will never amount to more than ineffectual ants..

[noisyturtle]

"Artist"

Even though I go to an art school, the word "artist" bothers me. People think I'm nuts. Guess what? They're probably right.

Only unemployed artists actually call themselves artists. So... almost every artist.

Otherwise they say something like "I'm a graphic designer, or I'm a painter." Then they go into detail about what types of materials they work with for the next 15mins and how their style is PoMoDecoNeuvoIndustrial but not like anything else that's been done before.

[tp4tissue]

"Artist"

Even though I go to an art school, the word "artist" bothers me. People think I'm nuts. Guess what? They're probably right.

Only unemployed artists actually call themselves artists. So... almost every artist.

Otherwise they say something like "I'm a graphic designer, or I'm a painter." Then they go into detail about what types of materials they work with for the next 15mins and how their style is PoMoDecoNeuvoIndustrial but not like anything else that's been done before.

u mean photoshop grunt ?

[Solo]

Sculptor, painter, illustrator, carpenter, metal-smith, graphic designer, product designer, industrial designer, draftsman, transportation designer, concept artist, architect etc. are all totally acceptable, pertain to actual (some very lucrative) careers, and I did not intend to discredit what I (my major is industrial design) or anyone else does in art. Design plays an incredibly important role in our world, and I do think highly of it.

However "artist" alone, in general, is too arbitrary to not sound absurd or pretentious. It just lacks any context whatsoever, and holds zero weight.

[tp4tissue]

Sculptor, painter, illustrator, carpenter, metal-smith, graphic designer, product designer, industrial designer, draftsman, transportation designer, concept artist, architect etc. are all totally acceptable, pertain to actual (some very lucrative) careers, and I did not intend to discredit what I (my major is industrial design) or anyone else does in art. Design plays an incredibly important role in our world, and I do think highly of it.

However "artist" alone, in general, is too arbitrary to not sound absurd or pretentious. It just lacks any context whatsoever, and holds zero weight.

well, do you have a problem with words like

scientist

scholar

teacher

?

All of which have specific fields and branches

[nubbinator]

I'm amazed. Four pages and no mention of the word moist.

[hwood34]

I'm amazed. Four pages and no mention of the word moist.

and crusty

[noisyturtle]

I'm amazed. Four pages and no mention of the word moist.

You have to draw out the s and overpronunciate the t like moissst
And make sure you almost whisper it and lick your lips afterwards.

[nubbinator]

I'm amazed. Four pages and no mention of the word moist.

You have to draw out the s and overpronunciate the t like moissst
And make sure you almost whisper it and lick your lips afterwards.

[demik]

I'm amazed. Four pages and no mention of the word moist.

we aren't women

[nubbinator]

I'm amazed. Four pages and no mention of the word moist.

we aren't women

But some are *****es.

[demik]

I'm amazed. Four pages and no mention of the word moist.

we aren't women

But some are *****es.

took the title of truth teller from me for a slight second there nubs.

touché

[evolveS]

I don't hate it, but I notice how frequently or infrequently people the word 'like' in normal conversation.

I hate myself for using 'so' in nearly every sentence. I'm working on it...

[HoffmanMyster]

I hate myself for using 'so' in nearly every sentence. I'm working on it...

I recently realized that I do this all the time too!!   

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

I'm sure this one was already mentioned, but "fo shizzle" is quite annoying...

[tp4tissue]

I'm sure this one was already mentioned, but "fo shizzle" is quite annoying...

 I say fo rizzle all the time  along with  n##ga plz.. 

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

I'm sure this one was already mentioned, but "fo shizzle" is quite annoying...

 I say fo rizzle all the time  along with  n##ga plz.. 

It's not that I hate it persay, but it's annoyance factor is high since it's so damn catchy.

[tp4tissue]

I'm sure this one was already mentioned, but "fo shizzle" is quite annoying...

 I say fo rizzle all the time  along with  n##ga plz.. 

It's not that I hate it persay, but it's annoyance factor is high since it's so damn catchy.

that's probably because people are using it in the wrong place... and for the wrong purpose..


fo rizzle and n##ga plz   works best when used to add levity...    but some people are using it inappropriately when they actually need to add emphasis/gravity.. <- this misuse is generally what comes off abrasive on the ear.

[The Mad Professor]

I hate it when people improperly spell words and phrases, such as per se...

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

I hate it when people improperly spell words and phrases, such as per se...

My bad...

Spell check says both spellings are incorrect, so I just chose one and stuck with it.

Lesson learned.

[HoffmanMyster]

I hate it when people improperly spell words and phrases, such as per se...

My bad...

Spell check says both spellings are incorrect, so I just chose one and stuck with it.

Lesson learned.

Hmm, Microsoft Word says 'per se' is correct.  I wonder if it's getting flagged because it's a latin phrase?

[slip84]

I hate when words are malformed for some effect that is pointless. For example:

• that > dat
• though > doe

I blame the Saints with the inexplicably stupid "who dat" phrase that has turned into an internet meme. Any case where the English language is malformed to a point where I have to stop and think more about what they're trying to say, rather than what is actually being said infuriates me. I understand that English is a living language, but stuff like "who dat" and "dat [noun] doe" is not something I can stomach.

Dictionaries should be required reading for children.

[HoffmanMyster]

I hate when words are malformed for some effect that is pointless. For example:

• that > dat
• though > doe

I blame the Saints with the inexplicably stupid "who dat" phrase that has turned into an internet meme. Any case where the English language is malformed to a point where I have to stop and think more about what they're trying to say, rather than what is actually being said infuriates me. I understand that English is a living language, but stuff like "who dat" and "dat [noun] doe" is not something I can stomach.

Dictionaries should be required reading for children.

I do dis.   

[slip84]

I hate when words are malformed for some effect that is pointless. For example:

• that > dat
• though > doe

I blame the Saints with the inexplicably stupid "who dat" phrase that has turned into an internet meme. Any case where the English language is malformed to a point where I have to stop and think more about what they're trying to say, rather than what is actually being said infuriates me. I understand that English is a living language, but stuff like "who dat" and "dat [noun] doe" is not something I can stomach.

Dictionaries should be required reading for children.

I do dis. 

I'm passing judgement over here.

[HoffmanMyster]

I hate when words are malformed for some effect that is pointless. For example:

• that > dat
• though > doe

I blame the Saints with the inexplicably stupid "who dat" phrase that has turned into an internet meme. Any case where the English language is malformed to a point where I have to stop and think more about what they're trying to say, rather than what is actually being said infuriates me. I understand that English is a living language, but stuff like "who dat" and "dat [noun] doe" is not something I can stomach.

Dictionaries should be required reading for children.

I do dis. 

I'm passing judgement over here.

 

I still love you...no matter what.

[Binge]

let me AXE you a question. 

[The Mad Professor]

I hate it when people improperly spell words and phrases, such as per se...

 

My bad...

Spell check says both spellings are incorrect, so I just chose one and stuck with it.

Lesson learned.

The reason why it caught per se as incorrect is because per se is Latin.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/per+say

per say
adverb
1. a frequent misspelling of per se.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/per%20se

per se
adverb
1. by, of, for, or in itself; intrinsically:

[nubbinator]

let me AXE you a question. 

Fina?

[slip84]

let me AXE you a question. 

Hold up, can you take my pitcher?

[pichu23]

yolo/swag

[The Mad Professor]

yolo/swag

I always laugh at YOLO.

I mean they're just stating the painfully obvious. Of COURSE you only live once.

[slip84]

yolo/swag

I always laugh at YOLO.

I mean they're just stating the painfully obvious. Of COURSE you only live once.

You obviously love owls.

[D01]

I have a coworker that likes to say "too much fun" when she's frustrated with work.  Irritates the hell out of me.

[hwood34]

let me AXE you a question. 

Fina?

yo you fina scrap?

[nubbinator]

I have a coworker that likes to say "too much fun" when she's frustrated with work.  Irritates the hell out of me.

"Just another day in paradise"