OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD

[HoffmanMyster]

which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children. 

[tp4tissue]

which one of you three will think of the children?

which of those three doesn't EAT children.. 

that's the tough question one aught to be asking..

[demik]

which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children. 

the beast? is that you?

[tjcaustin]

which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children. 

Hoof, we talked about this, you can't use children for evil anymore.  Think of the poll numbers.

which one of you three will think of the children?

which of those three doesn't EAT children.. 

that's the tough question one aught to be asking..

I will go on record to say I do not eat human children.  Cow children, however...

[tp4tissue]

which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children. 

Hoof, we talked about this, you can't use children for evil anymore.  Think of the poll numbers.

which one of you three will think of the children?

which of those three doesn't EAT children.. 

that's the tough question one aught to be asking..

I will go on record to say I do not eat human children.  Cow children, however...

so honest..

























that I don't believe it.. !!

[tjcaustin]

which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children. 

Hoof, we talked about this, you can't use children for evil anymore.  Think of the poll numbers.

which one of you three will think of the children?

which of those three doesn't EAT children.. 

that's the tough question one aught to be asking..

I will go on record to say I do not eat human children.  Cow children, however...

so honest..

























that I don't believe it.. !!

Mmm veal.

Also, if elected, King Klaxon would make it where wearing a geekhack hoodie would not feel too nerdy to do so that everyone can get a hoodie.

[demik]

king... in america.

first steps of turning gh commie?

[HoffmanMyster]

which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children. 

Hoof, we talked about this, you can't use children for evil anymore.  Think of the poll numbers.

But... I've been training my niece for years.... 



This is her in her dark cloak, learning how to "take care of" all the little children you see before her.  The mirror is for full evil genius effect.

[demik]

that's a child with an evil plan.


"when my uncle is out of the picture, i will rule these keyboard nerds with an iron first and gold pacifier"

[CPTBadAss]

Wow, Hoff has been supporting child labor for years... But she's so cute!

[tp4tissue]

king... in america.

first steps of turning gh commie?

I'm not sure u know what commie means.

[tp4tissue]

which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children. 

Hoof, we talked about this, you can't use children for evil anymore.  Think of the poll numbers.

which one of you three will think of the children?

which of those three doesn't EAT children.. 

that's the tough question one aught to be asking..

I will go on record to say I do not eat human children.  Cow children, however...

so honest..

























that I don't believe it.. !!

Mmm veal.

Also, if elected, King Klaxon would make it where wearing a geekhack hoodie would not feel too nerdy to do so that everyone can get a hoodie.

Do you promise..  diagonal zipper, and cool shoulder pockets..

[tjcaustin]

which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children. 

Hoof, we talked about this, you can't use children for evil anymore.  Think of the poll numbers.

But... I've been training my niece for years.... 

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This is her in her dark cloak, learning how to "take care of" all the little children you see before her.  The mirror is for full evil genius effect.

Ok, we can use children for our dark goals, just don't tell people about it. 

king... in america.

first steps of turning gh commie?

I'm not sure u know what commie means.

Baseless accusations of commieness will be banned in Klaxon's geekhack as all but demik have the right to free expression.

which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children.  ;)

Hoof, we talked about this, you can't use children for evil anymore.  Think of the poll numbers.

which one of you three will think of the children?

which of those three doesn't EAT children.. 

that's the tough question one aught to be asking..

I will go on record to say I do not eat human children.  Cow children, however...

so honest..

























that I don't believe it.. !!

Mmm veal.

Also, if elected, King Klaxon would make it where wearing a geekhack hoodie would not feel too nerdy to do so that everyone can get a hoodie.

Do you promise..  diagonal zipper, and cool shoulder pockets..

I promise you whatever hoodie you desire.

[CPTBadAss]

If elected, unicorn onesies in GH or this color scheme for all.

[demik]

i dont think i can pull off the creep look as good as that guy

[CPTBadAss]

You will have plenty of time to practice if I'm elected.

[demik]

i dont know how to take that.

but im excited and scared at the same time

[clacktalk]

How can I cast negative votes for CBA? Is that a thing? That onsie is making me ill

-1 vote for the cpt

[tjcaustin]

You will have plenty of time to practice if I'm elected.

It won't even be considered creepy if I am elected

[digi]

should have a type-off, whoever has the best WPM = president of GH and the Interwebs.

[demik]

should have a type-off, whoever has the best WPM = president of GH and the Interwebs.

but linkbane is banned

[tjcaustin]

should have a type-off, whoever has the best WPM = president of GH and the Interwebs.

I would have you quartered for suggesting that linkbane be our leader.

Even sifo is a stretch for my opinions.

[CPTBadAss]

How can I cast negative votes for CBA? Is that a thing? That onsie is making me ill

-1 vote for the cpt

You will be the first person to enter my prison systems.

In other news, I may lose the type off but I'll win the pokemon battle.

[Binge]

How can I cast negative votes for CBA? Is that a thing? That onsie is making me ill

-1 vote for the cpt

You will be the first person to enter my prison systems.

In other news, I may lose the type off but I'll win the pokemon battle.

Well how the hell am I supposed to follow a leader who can't type better than the other potential leader?!!? POLITICING IS HARD

[demik]

train your pokemon to type and fight for you

[tjcaustin]

How can I cast negative votes for CBA? Is that a thing? That onsie is making me ill

-1 vote for the cpt

You will be the first person to enter my prison systems.

In other news, I may lose the type off but I'll win the pokemon battle.

Except you won't even win that against my shiny god pokemen.

The only person imprisoned under klaxon (besides demik for thoughtcrime) will be my opponent CBA for slander.

[RED-404]

I vote for anyone with a Mercedes Benz 600 W100.
We need a proper evil dictator to keep things in order.

[HoffmanMyster]

should have a type-off, whoever has the best WPM = president of GH and the Interwebs.

I know I type faster than CBA, and if TJ and I continue to be friendly I shouldn't have to worry about him.  I like this idea.

[Puddsy]

I vote for anyone with a Mercedes Benz 600 W100.
We need a proper evil dictator to keep things in order.

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how much is one of these

i need one for the illuminati

[digi]

should have a type-off, whoever has the best WPM = president of GH and the Interwebs.

I know I type faster than CBA, and if TJ and I continue to be friendly I shouldn't have to worry about him.  I like this idea.

those are fighting words mr. hoff =]

[Lastpilot]

Hoffman vs CPT? T_T BUT I LOVE THEM BOTH

[HoffmanMyster]

Hoffman vs CPT? T_T BUT I LOVE THEM BOTH

But think of all the Spotted Cow I can give you!!

[FrostyToast]

I play Blue-Eyes White Dragon!

[keyton]

I nominate Kmiller8!

[microsoft windows]

I AM THE PRESIDENT.

[SpAmRaY]

I AM THE PRESIDENT.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

I AM THE PRESIDENT.

Mr. President, I've heard from some reliable sources that you are a closet user of Apple devices.

Your response?

[microsoft windows]

I USE APPLE DEVICES TO REINFORCE MY KNOWLEDGE OF THE SUPERIORITY OF WINDOWS 98.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

I USE APPLE DEVICES TO REINFORCE MY KNOWLEDGE OF THE SUPERIORITY OF WINDOWS 98.

I've also heard from a reliable source that Windows 98 is an inferior operating system prone to frequent crashes. And I also heard you ACTUALLY prefer Windows ME over Windows 98 and 3.1.

[microsoft windows]

I USE APPLE DEVICES TO REINFORCE MY KNOWLEDGE OF THE SUPERIORITY OF WINDOWS 98.

I've also heard from a reliable source that Windows 98 is an inferior operating system prone to frequent crashes. And I also heard you ACTUALLY prefer Windows ME over Windows 98 and 3.1.

YOUR SOURCE IS RELIABLY WRONG.

[CPTBadAss]

Just because you say you're the president doesn't mean you are. Watch:

DON'T BELIEVE IN THE IMPOSTER.

I AM THE TRUE PRESIDENT.

[microsoft windows]

Just because you say you're the president doesn't mean you are. Watch:

DON'T BELIEVE IN THE IMPOSTER.

I AM THE TRUE PRESIDENT.

NO YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE WRONG. I AM THE PRESIDENT.

[CPTBadAss]

Throwing a tantrum certainly won't make you president.

[HoffmanMyster]

Can we keep this on topic?  MW may be the "President", but he was not elected in a proper manner.  We are working to elect a new leader and we are doing it the right way.

If you'd like to nominate yourself, that's fine.


Also, this huge text is really cool, I think we should all do that.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

 

[microsoft windows]

Can we keep this on topic?  MW may be the "President", but he was not elected in a proper manner.  We are working to elect a new leader and we are doing it the right way.

If you'd like to nominate yourself, that's fine.


Also, this huge text is really cool, I think we should all do that.

YOU'RE WRONG. I AM STILL THE PRESIDENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT, NOW AND FOREVER!

[CPTBadAss]

Can we keep this on topic?  MW may be the "President", but he was not elected in a proper manner.  We are working to elect a new leader and we are doing it the right way.

Wow. Look, Hoff thinks he can control this election and he's not even in power yet. That's called rigging the vote and it's illegal!!!!

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

Can we keep this on topic?  MW may be the "President", but he was not elected in a proper manner.  We are working to elect a new leader and we are doing it the right way.

If you'd like to nominate yourself, that's fine.


Also, this huge text is really cool, I think we should all do that.

YOU'RE WRONG. I AM STILL THE PRESIDENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT, NOW AND FOREVER!

If re-elected, what are your administrative plans for GeekHack.org? What do you promise to bring to GeekHack?

[microsoft windows]

Can we keep this on topic?  MW may be the "President", but he was not elected in a proper manner.  We are working to elect a new leader and we are doing it the right way.

If you'd like to nominate yourself, that's fine.


Also, this huge text is really cool, I think we should all do that.

YOU'RE WRONG. I AM STILL THE PRESIDENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT, NOW AND FOREVER!

If re-elected, what are your administrative plans for GeekHack.org? What do you promise to bring to GeekHack?

I DON'T NEED TO GET RE-ELECTED IN ORDER TO BE THE PRESIDENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT!

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

Can we keep this on topic?  MW may be the "President", but he was not elected in a proper manner.  We are working to elect a new leader and we are doing it the right way.

If you'd like to nominate yourself, that's fine.


Also, this huge text is really cool, I think we should all do that.

YOU'RE WRONG. I AM STILL THE PRESIDENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT, NOW AND FOREVER!

If re-elected, what are your administrative plans for GeekHack.org? What do you promise to bring to GeekHack?

I DON'T NEED TO GET RE-ELECTED IN ORDER TO BE THE PRESIDENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT!

Wouldn't that make you a dictator?