Why is there only butter on one half, and only ham on one half, and WTF is even going on there?
Damn French doing things halfway.
The only French I know comes from the ridiculous frankenstein Solitaire I have on my Windows 7 computer because the version they introduced with Vista onwards SUCKS. So with the help of the googlez since I didn't have an XP or earlier machine to gank it from I have this abortion of a Windows 2000 French sol.exe and someone's homemade CARDS.DLL that uses the Vista card art. It's ghetto as hell but it works, except when it glitches like old Solitaire does sometimes even on a proper instance of it. lulz two ace of clubs fml.
So like, Partie, Donne, Annuler, Redistribuer, Jeux, Quitter, Sommaire, Aide sur, Utiliser l'aide, Ŕ propos du Soiltaire...