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Long story short, Glissant has this sweet mx mini that I fell in love with. I looked over at him with puppy eyes, mumbling how much I really liked typing on it. "You're not getting that keyboard." was all he said. Not one to take no for an answer, I wrote a little story on notepad to try to convince him of our love. It was only meant to be for lols but then he liked it so much that told me to post it. So I hope, if you've read it, you'll be on my side and convince him that mx mini and I are meant to be together. I hope this isn't considered NSFW, it's just meant to be a funny story The story: "Mmm.." I moan as my fingers press down on your body. The resistance sends shivers down my spine. I love the way you clink softly as I type away.You're so sleek. So silent, so perfectly smooth. It's what first drew you to me. I felt dirty as my chocmini was only a few inches away, forgotten and abandoned. I couldn't help myself. You drew me to you with your metal case, your smooth black keyset, the splash of color onthe ctrl, shift, and alt keys. I bit my finger. Should I? Should I touch you? I tentatively touchedthe "J"key. The resistance was beautiful. It felt fresh, new, springy, wonderful. I lost myself inyour keys, typing away, my fingers exploring you. I was far gone now, I couldn't stop. I couldn'tbelieve I had ever been with those Dell keyboards, or even that Choc Mini. It was wrong, it was sowrong. It was you all this time I had been waiting for. It was you, with your soft tinkling sound,your cushioned touch. It was you all this time that I was waiting for. I paused from my frenzy, mylips parted, my fingers hovering over your perfect body. I wanted you. I would have to tell the Chocminisomehow, but it was me and you from now on. I wanted you in my usb slot. I wanted your big pinkcable in my tight usb slot. In that moment, I knew I was gone.I opened my usb slot. Your thick cable was in my hand, ready to be put in. I moaned as I pushedyou into the slot. The window popped up, installing the driver. My toes curled with anticipation. I was so ready for this. It finished installing and my fingers touched you. Slowly, but then the pace quickened. I moaned loudly at the smoothness and resistance of our typing. Together we made beautifulmusic and words. Together we typed paragraphs, endless sonnets of passion. My wpm was reaching levelsit had never seen before. My heart was racing, my breath came out ragged, desperate. So close now.So close so close so- aaaaah! I finished typing and slumped back into my chair, waves of ecstacy flowing through me. You were amazing. You were just so...sensual.I looked over at my chocmini with disdain."Get out." I muttered. "Just pack your cable and get the **** out."It was me and you now, mx mini. Just us.
You can write one and I'll publish it for you.
Maybe this is what you are looking for?Quote from: moonprismpwr on Sat, 20 July 2013, 22:23:03Long story short, Glissant has this sweet mx mini that I fell in love with. I looked over at him with puppy eyes, mumbling how much I really liked typing on it. "You're not getting that keyboard." was all he said. Not one to take no for an answer, I wrote a little story on notepad to try to convince him of our love. It was only meant to be for lols but then he liked it so much that told me to post it. So I hope, if you've read it, you'll be on my side and convince him that mx mini and I are meant to be together. I hope this isn't considered NSFW, it's just meant to be a funny story The story: "Mmm.." I moan as my fingers press down on your body. The resistance sends shivers down my spine. I love the way you clink softly as I type away.You're so sleek. So silent, so perfectly smooth. It's what first drew you to me. I felt dirty as my chocmini was only a few inches away, forgotten and abandoned. I couldn't help myself. You drew me to you with your metal case, your smooth black keyset, the splash of color onthe ctrl, shift, and alt keys. I bit my finger. Should I? Should I touch you? I tentatively touchedthe "J"key. The resistance was beautiful. It felt fresh, new, springy, wonderful. I lost myself inyour keys, typing away, my fingers exploring you. I was far gone now, I couldn't stop. I couldn'tbelieve I had ever been with those Dell keyboards, or even that Choc Mini. It was wrong, it was sowrong. It was you all this time I had been waiting for. It was you, with your soft tinkling sound,your cushioned touch. It was you all this time that I was waiting for. I paused from my frenzy, mylips parted, my fingers hovering over your perfect body. I wanted you. I would have to tell the Chocminisomehow, but it was me and you from now on. I wanted you in my usb slot. I wanted your big pinkcable in my tight usb slot. In that moment, I knew I was gone.I opened my usb slot. Your thick cable was in my hand, ready to be put in. I moaned as I pushedyou into the slot. The window popped up, installing the driver. My toes curled with anticipation. I was so ready for this. It finished installing and my fingers touched you. Slowly, but then the pace quickened. I moaned loudly at the smoothness and resistance of our typing. Together we made beautifulmusic and words. Together we typed paragraphs, endless sonnets of passion. My wpm was reaching levelsit had never seen before. My heart was racing, my breath came out ragged, desperate. So close now.So close so close so- aaaaah! I finished typing and slumped back into my chair, waves of ecstacy flowing through me. You were amazing. You were just so...sensual.I looked over at my chocmini with disdain."Get out." I muttered. "Just pack your cable and get the **** out."It was me and you now, mx mini. Just us.
Yes. What do you want to know?
Quote from: intelli78 on Sat, 14 March 2015, 22:09:03Yes. What do you want to know?Really.... Please post.. I want to read ...Or you could PM me..
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 14 March 2015, 22:11:42Quote from: intelli78 on Sat, 14 March 2015, 22:09:03Yes. What do you want to know?Really.... Please post.. I want to read ...Or you could PM me..Request denied
I'll tell you this much: the genre is mostly Bear Shapeshifter BBW Alpha Male Paranormal. Very big on Amazon.Not joking. As some of you know, my main business is publishing Kindle books. You would be surprised how many Kindle writers have written erotica at some point. Of course I can't reveal my pen names for that. )
I'll tell you this much: the genre is mostly Bear Shapeshifter BBW Alpha Male Paranormal. Very big on Amazon.
Quote from: intelli78 on Sun, 15 March 2015, 12:57:49I'll tell you this much: the genre is mostly Bear Shapeshifter BBW Alpha Male Paranormal. Very big on Amazon.Geeze you published it. I wrote MLP post apocalyptic stuff that included a rape scene and a mid-air pegasus coupling but I didn't let anyone read it.
Hang on, Could you elaborate on, Bear Shapeshifter BBW Alpha Male Paranormal, Is that 1- physical object, or a list of the commonly chosen topics.
I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
Is this your way of saying, "I wanna read your Rule63 Sonic The Hedgehog fanfiction"?
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sat, 14 March 2015, 21:09:33Is this your way of saying, "I wanna read your Rule63 Sonic The Hedgehog fanfiction"?I saw tp and just assumed it was to look for new stuff to read.
