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Mop Marketing
« on: Sat, 16 May 2015, 08:19:02 »

Cuz you know..  They're gonna shoot the pr0n scene right after the girl finishes mopping.

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Re: Mop Marketing
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 16 May 2015, 08:20:05 »
You're supposed to shoot the porn before you mop.
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Re: Mop Marketing
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 16 May 2015, 08:42:04 »
Pffft, I'd let her mop my floors.



Look how enthusiastic she is!

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Re: Mop Marketing
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 16 May 2015, 12:59:55 »
Not sayin' she's not pretty

But... that marketing director,  prolly one of them sketchy-rapey guys...

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Re: Mop Marketing
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 19 May 2015, 03:58:54 »
Generally it's a french maid outfit, guess this is meant to attract party guys who likes their floors clean?
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Re: Mop Marketing
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 19 May 2015, 12:40:25 »
Generally it's a french maid outfit, guess this is meant to attract party guys who likes their floors clean?


hahahaha..

All the married guys going.. crap, wish my wife would turn into that if I got them this mop.. hahahahaha

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Re: Mop Marketing
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 19 May 2015, 13:04:25 »
marketing 101: sex sells
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Re: Mop Marketing
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 19 May 2015, 13:23:22 »

#sexymopping

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Re: Mop Marketing
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 19 May 2015, 13:23:55 »
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#sexymopping

she's doing a ****ty job honestly

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Re: Mop Marketing
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 19 May 2015, 13:24:54 »
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#sexymopping



Get to france yea?  then they tell you french maids don't actually dress like that,  and they're usually kinda homely looking..


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Re: Mop Marketing
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 19 May 2015, 13:33:46 »
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#sexymopping



Get to france yea?  then they tell you french maids don't actually dress like that,  and they're usually kinda homely looking..

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