Viva's Dating Advice Thread

[demik]

Don't believe this story, girls only scream at skilled video game players in parallel universes.

However, being knowledgeable and skilled certainly can be attractive.  A professionally done keyboard modification in a mall food court or other crowded space is a surefire and timeless method to attract the attention of potential suitors.

Well they scream for the "good looking" g4m3rs.   all the ugly ones still get no love..

There's some ugly dudes on Twitch I would bang. You prove nothing!

In the news.. Mass GH members migration to Twitch under promise of potential -Banging--

i wish that would happen. less ****heads on GH

[beehatch]

Don't believe this story, girls only scream at skilled video game players in parallel universes.

However, being knowledgeable and skilled certainly can be attractive.  A professionally done keyboard modification in a mall food court or other crowded space is a surefire and timeless method to attract the attention of potential suitors.

Well they scream for the "good looking" g4m3rs.   all the ugly ones still get no love..

There's some ugly dudes on Twitch I would bang. You prove nothing!

In the news.. Mass GH members migration to Twitch under promise of potential -Banging--

i wish that would happen. less ****heads on GH

Well I lol'd

[tp4tissue]

Well they scream for the "good looking" g4m3rs.   all the ugly ones still get no love..

There's some ugly dudes on Twitch I would bang. You prove nothing!

In the news.. Mass GH members migration to Twitch under promise of potential -Banging--

i wish that would happen. less ****heads on GH

Well I lol'd

Member -beehatch- receives a deluge of Twitch Account name submissions.

Users handfoldedly-awaiting as -beehatch- cross references names from what has now been dubbed.. The Bang-List..

Which GH member is the lucky-one

Channel-Tp reporting..

[beehatch]

Well they scream for the "good looking" g4m3rs.   all the ugly ones still get no love..

There's some ugly dudes on Twitch I would bang. You prove nothing!

In the news.. Mass GH members migration to Twitch under promise of potential -Banging--

i wish that would happen. less ****heads on GH

Well I lol'd

Member -beehatch- receives a deluge of Twitch Account name submissions.

Users handfoldedly-awaiting as -beehatch- cross references names from what has now been dubbed.. The Bang-List..

Which GH member is the lucky-one

Channel-Tp reporting..

It's possible I shouldn't have used the verb "bang" so lightly.

[tp4tissue]

Feel Free to post list for expidite checking..

[demik]

maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.

ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me

[trizkut]

[beehatch]

maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.

ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me

Gotta make a new plan now

You s'wit.

Feel Free to post list for expidite checking..

It's hilarious that you have now created a fictional twitch tale about me having a list called "THE BANG LIST"

[demik]

maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.

ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me

Gotta make a new plan now

You s'wit.

Feel Free to post list for expidite checking..

It's hilarious that you have now created a fictional twitch tale about me having a list called "THE BANG LIST"

i create a fictional tale of every person i come across, it's terrible.

[beehatch]

maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.

ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me

Gotta make a new plan now

You s'wit.

Feel Free to post list for expidite checking..

It's hilarious that you have now created a fictional twitch tale about me having a list called "THE BANG LIST"

i create a fictional tale of every person i come across, it's terrible.

terribly good

[tp4tissue]

maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.

ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me

they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers

10% of serial killers are female.

but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.

WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.




My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..

[demik]

maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.

ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me

they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers

10% of serial killers are female.

but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.

WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.




My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..

i should be a detective, caught a killer already.

maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.

ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me

Gotta make a new plan now

You s'wit.

Feel Free to post list for expidite checking..

It's hilarious that you have now created a fictional twitch tale about me having a list called "THE BANG LIST"

i create a fictional tale of every person i come across, it's terrible.

terribly good

 ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[tp4tissue]

i create a fictional tale of every person i come across, it's terrible.

Demik.. How come you never gave me a back story.. Tp4 feel left out.

[beehatch]

maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.

ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me

they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers

10% of serial killers are female.

but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.

WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.




My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..

I feel like you make up so much ****.

[tp4tissue]

maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.

ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me

they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers

10% of serial killers are female.

but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.

WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.




My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..

i should be a detective, caught a killer already.

Well if you're on -The-Bang-List- ...   Post on GH before your date.. So we'll know if you go missing..


Log out of your GH account on your phone and from all PCs,  That way ,  -Beehatch- can't kill you and pose as you using your phone..

[tp4tissue]

maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.

ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me

they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers

10% of serial killers are female.

but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.

WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.




My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..

I feel like you make up so much ****.

My stats may or may not be out of date.. but they wouldn't be THAT far from current updates.

[beehatch]

maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.

ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me

they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers

10% of serial killers are female.

but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.

WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.




My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..

I feel like you make up so much ****.

My stats may or may not be out of date.. but they wouldn't be THAT far from current updates.

I like how you immediately go to your statistics, when I never specified what I thought you made up.

DERP ME BEING A SERIAL KILLER OBVIOUSLY

[demik]

i create a fictional tale of every person i come across, it's terrible.

Demik.. How come you never gave me a back story.. Tp4 feel left out.

the greatest writers couldn't come up with a back story that'll lead to the current TP.

maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.

ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me

they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers

10% of serial killers are female.

but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.

WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.




My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..

i should be a detective, caught a killer already.

Well if you're on -The-Bang-List- ...   Post on GH before your date.. So we'll know if you go missing..


Log out of your GH account on your phone and from all PCs,  That way ,  -Beehatch- can't kill you and pose as you using your phone..

i ruined the bang list, now im on the "didn't keep his mouth shut" list

[HoffmanMyster]

maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.

ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me

they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers

10% of serial killers are female.

but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.

WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.




My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..

I feel like you make up so much ****.

My stats may or may not be out of date.. but they wouldn't be THAT far from current updates.

I should try that one on my boss.

[beehatch]

maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.

ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me

they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers

10% of serial killers are female.

but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.

WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.




My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..

I feel like you make up so much ****.

My stats may or may not be out of date.. but they wouldn't be THAT far from current updates.

I should try that one on my boss.

It might work if he's tp4.

[tp4tissue]

DERP ME BEING A SERIAL KILLER OBVIOUSLY

That's exactly what a seasoned Serial Killer would say to diffuse the speculation..

Demik, I think you're onto something..

Watch ur back..

/Beehatch sharpens knife.. and weighs out her packets of poison-last-kiss..

Poison I recall is the most popular method amongst female serial killerz.

[demik]

i knew it!

beehatch and houffman are working together.

beehatch poisons them, houffman absorbs them to get taller.

[HoffmanMyster]

Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"

[demik]

Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108174/

[tp4tissue]

i knew it!

beehatch and houffman are working together.

beehatch poisons them, houffman absorbs them to get taller.

hahahahahhhahaha...

I just spit watermelon all over..

[demik]

did you grow that watermelon in your "garden" when you "went outside"

[HoffmanMyster]

i knew it!

beehatch and houffman are working together.

beehatch poisons them, houffman absorbs them to get taller.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh




it'll be okay demik

[demik]

oh god

oh god

i got the it'll be okay.

tp, this is it. im done. carry on the torch. my time has come.

[tp4tissue]

did you grow that watermelon in your "garden" when you "went outside"

I don't grow watermelons because they come all at once, and would be very difficult to preserve..

I already run 2 large refrigerators.

[tp4tissue]

oh god

oh god

i got the it'll be okay.

tp, this is it. im done. carry on the torch. my time has come.

Oh man.. At least maybe you'll get sexy time out of this while -beehatch- seduces you before the kill...

[beehatch]

Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"

Here's my new question: What do if potential gentleman friend is constantly accused of absorbing people in order to increase his height?

[demik]

look at these two trying to play it off.

tp, we have a case on our hands. we need to solve it before one of us gets destroyed.

[tp4tissue]

look at these two trying to play it off.

tp, we have a case on our hands. we need to solve it before one of us gets destroyed.

Hahhaahahha....

hahahaahaa...

My zombie bug out kit includes,  Crossbow, and nunchuku..

I am relabeling it.. 

You and I must form the BeeHoff Defense pack..

[beehatch]

look at these two trying to play it off.

tp, we have a case on our hands. we need to solve it before one of us gets destroyed.

Hahhaahahha....

hahahaahaa...

My zombie bug out kit includes,  Crossbow, and nunchuku..

I am relabeling it.. 

You and I must form the BeeHoff Defense pack..

HoffBee sounds better.

[HoffmanMyster]

Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"

Here's my new question: What do if potential gentleman friend is constantly accused of absorbing people in order to increase his height?

Just remember, I won't absorb you bby.

Unless you want me to. 

[HoffmanMyster]

look at these two trying to play it off.

tp, we have a case on our hands. we need to solve it before one of us gets destroyed.

Hahhaahahha....

hahahaahaa...

My zombie bug out kit includes,  Crossbow, and nunchuku..

I am relabeling it.. 

You and I must form the BeeHoff Defense pack..

HoffBee sounds better.

HoffBee is better.

[beehatch]

Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"

Here's my new question: What do if potential gentleman friend is constantly accused of absorbing people in order to increase his height?

Just remember, I won't absorb you bby.

Unless you want me to.

Well, at least you've given me a choice. Suicide pact!

Now go on and absorb demik and tp

[tp4tissue]

look at these two trying to play it off.

tp, we have a case on our hands. we need to solve it before one of us gets destroyed.

Hahhaahahha....

hahahaahaa...

My zombie bug out kit includes,  Crossbow, and nunchuku..

I am relabeling it.. 

You and I must form the BeeHoff Defense pack..

HoffBee sounds better.

Oh sorry, was that the original designation of your feindish Plan to seduce, kill, and feed Geekhackers to Hoff..

OMG.. This entire website may be an extended ploy to do just that...

[tp4tissue]

Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"

Here's my new question: What do if potential gentleman friend is constantly accused of absorbing people in order to increase his height?

Just remember, I won't absorb you bby.

Unless you want me to.

Well, at least you've given me a choice. Suicide pact!

Now go on and absorb demik and tp

Tp4 eats too much ramen.. He's full of preservatives and MSG..

Demik is latin,  so he's probably full of antioxidants and healthy carbs..

[HoffmanMyster]

Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"

Here's my new question: What do if potential gentleman friend is constantly accused of absorbing people in order to increase his height?

Just remember, I won't absorb you bby.

Unless you want me to.

Well, at least you've given me a choice. Suicide pact!

Now go on and absorb demik and tp

Where the poison at tho?

[demik]

oh right, healthy carbs

[demik]

also can i use the crossbow? last time i tried nun chucks i hit myself in the balls

[beehatch]

Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"

Here's my new question: What do if potential gentleman friend is constantly accused of absorbing people in order to increase his height?

Just remember, I won't absorb you bby.

Unless you want me to.

Well, at least you've given me a choice. Suicide pact!

Now go on and absorb demik and tp

Tp4 eats too much ramen.. He's full of preservatives and MSG..

Demik is latin,  so he's probably full of antioxidants and healthy carbs..

Well that is hilarious. He'll probably still absorb you. #srynotsry

Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"

Here's my new question: What do if potential gentleman friend is constantly accused of absorbing people in order to increase his height?

Just remember, I won't absorb you bby.

Unless you want me to.

Well, at least you've given me a choice. Suicide pact!

Now go on and absorb demik and tp

Where the poison at tho?

Lips yo. Gotta use that art of seduction, that women serial killers all have.

*stares Aileen Wuornos wikipedia entry

*massive eye-roll

[HoffmanMyster]

Lips yo. Gotta use that art of seduction, that women serial killers all have.

I just hope you wipe it off after.  O.O

[tp4tissue]

Lips yo. Gotta use that art of seduction, that women serial killers all have.

I just hope you wipe it off after.  O.O

No... they take the antidote before applying the fateful ruby..

[HoffmanMyster]

Lips yo. Gotta use that art of seduction, that women serial killers all have.

I just hope you wipe it off after.  O.O

No... they take the antidote before applying the fateful ruby..

And then I have to take it too?  Sounds lame.

[beehatch]

Lips yo. Gotta use that art of seduction, that women serial killers all have.

I just hope you wipe it off after.  O.O

Of course, silly.

[tp4tissue]

also can i use the crossbow? last time i tried nun chucks i hit myself in the balls

I took out my ninja stars from my zombie kit, because I read that they're not effective aganist the undead..

But if we're facing -HoffBee-  ,  The ninja stars might work..

However,  if Bee, turns out to be a deadly assassin,  or if Hoff can absorb stainless steel..

We're still pretty screwed.

[trizkut]

And then I have to take it too?  Sounds lame.

[tp4tissue]

And then I have to take it too?  Sounds lame.

Why do you assume, No tongue..