Viva's Dating Advice Thread

[absyrd]

We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.

Then what is the problem?

sigh....

Well, back when I was still playing the game..

The reality of boy-girl interaction is dead simple..


There was sex, the end..

Girls are raised so differently from boys..

They each develop interests and hobbies that become firmly established in the teenage years.


So later on,  when they try to do something together,  the common thing will never be the MOST interesting thing that they've been raised to do..

For example..

Lets say a girl likes shopping for clothes (THE BEST)
Lets say a boy likes working on engines (THE BEST)

The apex of their interests do not cross..

SO,  at best they default to a common interest that's only Mildly amusing to the both of them..

^^^  This hobby (whatever it is) will always be less interesting than SEX,  and so guess what happens in the end..

They have sex.. and ignore each other from then on to go do their own things..



This is why the majority of relationships follow this the cycle where you get super close, then distant, then bored, and if without children,  break up..

You've got everything in life figured out... except keyboards, and here you are.

[tp4tissue]

We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.

Then what is the problem?

sigh....

Well, back when I was still playing the game..

The reality of boy-girl interaction is dead simple..


There was sex, the end..

Girls are raised so differently from boys..

They each develop interests and hobbies that become firmly established in the teenage years.


So later on,  when they try to do something together,  the common thing will never be the MOST interesting thing that they've been raised to do..

For example..

Lets say a girl likes shopping for clothes (THE BEST)
Lets say a boy likes working on engines (THE BEST)

The apex of their interests do not cross..

SO,  at best they default to a common interest that's only Mildly amusing to the both of them..

^^^  This hobby (whatever it is) will always be less interesting than SEX,  and so guess what happens in the end..

They have sex.. and ignore each other from then on to go do their own things..



This is why the majority of relationships follow this the cycle where you get super close, then distant, then bored, and if without children,  break up..

You've got everything in life figured out... except keyboards, and here you are.

Yup, this is why Tp4- Ronery Driver 4lyfe

[beehatch]

We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.

Then what is the problem?

sigh....

Well, back when I was still playing the game..

The reality of boy-girl interaction is dead simple..


There was sex, the end..

Girls are raised so differently from boys..

They each develop interests and hobbies that become firmly established in the teenage years.


So later on,  when they try to do something together,  the common thing will never be the MOST interesting thing that they've been raised to do..

For example..

Lets say a girl likes shopping for clothes (THE BEST)
Lets say a boy likes working on engines (THE BEST)

The apex of their interests do not cross..

SO,  at best they default to a common interest that's only Mildly amusing to the both of them..

^^^  This hobby (whatever it is) will always be less interesting than SEX,  and so guess what happens in the end..

They have sex.. and ignore each other from then on to go do their own things..



This is why the majority of relationships follow this the cycle where you get super close, then distant, then bored, and if without children,  break up..

Well, that was an interesting bunch of generalizations lol.

[paicrai]

We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.

Then what is the problem?

well fingers dont really have muscles

[beehatch]

We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.

Then what is the problem?

well fingers dont really have muscles

yea well, you don't have muscles!

[tp4tissue]

We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.

Then what is the problem?

well fingers dont really have muscles

yea well, you don't have muscles!

fingers don't have muscles, but the tendons "are" connected to-muscles

[paicrai]

We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.

Then what is the problem?

well fingers dont really have muscles

yea well, you don't have muscles!

i might be skinny n weak but ill still fight a mother****er (n lose)

[tp4tissue]

We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.

Then what is the problem?

well fingers dont really have muscles

yea well, you don't have muscles!

i might be skinny n weak but ill still fight a mother****er (n lose)

Step 1..  Gun

Step 2.. WIN

[demik]

Europe finds guns icky, so that won't work

[HoffmanMyster]

okay advice time

would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?

seems like another deal breaker for me

They clearly have no finger strength!

Y u do this bby

I type 100 wpm

Who is this 50 wpm scoundrel?

[beehatch]

okay advice time

would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?

seems like another deal breaker for me

They clearly have no finger strength!

Y u do this bby

I type 100 wpm

Who is this 50 wpm scoundrel?

It was a hypothetical scoundrel babydoll.

We all know you have the magic touch 

[tp4tissue]

Europe finds guns icky, so that won't work

hahaha..

I love the korean movies, where there's only 1 guy who owns a gun, and he just wins..

No amount of taekwondo is gonna save you from this.. bang bang bang..

[vivalarevolución]

okay advice time

would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?

seems like another deal breaker for me

They clearly have no finger strength!

Getting to know a person takes patience. they may type slowly, but the thoughts are of great rrumination And consideration.

[tp4tissue]

okay advice time

would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?

seems like another deal breaker for me

They clearly have no finger strength!

Getting to know a person takes patience. they may type slowly, but the thoughts are of great rrumination And consideration.

Hrrm... so you mean the Quality of Quantity approach...

[azhdar]

okay advice time

would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?

seems like another deal breaker for me

They clearly have no finger strength!

I mean someone with such a low wpm would clearly not be very skilled with his fingers, and that would show in others activities.

Meanwhile tp has 130wpm so it might not be revelant.

[beehatch]

okay advice time

would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?

seems like another deal breaker for me

They clearly have no finger strength!

I mean someone with such a low wpm would clearly not be very skilled with his fingers, and that would show in others activities.

Meanwhile tp has 130wpm so it might not be revelant.

I feel that I am inclined to agree with you, however tp screws up your theory lol.

[absyrd]

You can be a hunt-and-pecker and still perform the shocker.

[beehatch]

You can be a hunt-and-pecker and still perform the shocker.

grossssssssssssssss

[absyrd]

You can be a hunt-and-pecker and still perform the shocker.

grossssssssssssssss

Wooop! Took it too far even for beehatch. Victory!

[Halverson]

I don't have WPM, I have wph

[Sed8op8]

You can be a hunt-and-pecker and still perform the shocker.

  )

[tp4tissue]

I don't have WPM, I have wph

[demik]

I don't have WPM, I have wph

Wieners per hour?

[beehatch]

I don't have WPM, I have wph

Wieners per hour?

Highly interested if this is the case.

[vivalarevolución]

I don't have WPM, I have wph

Wieners per hour?

I don't even know what that...oh wait. Ok, I get it. Or at least I think that I do.

[tp4tissue]

I don't have WPM, I have wph

Wieners per hour?

I don't even know what that...oh wait. Ok, I get it. Or at least I think that I do.

Wellll.. Kobayashi's record is 60 (Bunless) hotdogs in 2 minutes 35 seconds ..

that's a rate of 1394 weiners per hour..

 

[demik]

Yeah but that's only one hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[abswyfe]

I don't have WPM, I have wph

Wieners per hour?

I don't even know what that...oh wait. Ok, I get it. Or at least I think that I do.

Wellll.. Kobayashi's record is 60 (Bunless) hotdogs in 2 minutes 35 seconds ..

that's a rate of 1394 weiners per hour..

Yeah but that's only one hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I think you just came up with a way to make those competitions watchable

   )

[tp4tissue]

I don't have WPM, I have wph

Wieners per hour?

I don't even know what that...oh wait. Ok, I get it. Or at least I think that I do.

Wellll.. Kobayashi's record is 60 (Bunless) hotdogs in 2 minutes 35 seconds ..

that's a rate of 1394 weiners per hour..

Yeah but that's only one hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I think you just came up with a way to make those competitions watchable

   )

Tp4 is jelly of absyrd..  his xxx-life must be Extreme....   assuming -abswyfe- is a real person that is.. 

Hrrrmmm.... is it possible that she is a fictional partner?

We wouldn't know by IP because they'd live together.. Hrrrrrmmm....

[abswyfe]

I don't have WPM, I have wph

Wieners per hour?

I don't even know what that...oh wait. Ok, I get it. Or at least I think that I do.

Wellll.. Kobayashi's record is 60 (Bunless) hotdogs in 2 minutes 35 seconds ..

that's a rate of 1394 weiners per hour..

Yeah but that's only one hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I think you just came up with a way to make those competitions watchable

   )

Tp4 is jelly of absyrd..  his xxx-life must be Extreme....   assuming -abswyfe- is a real person that is.. 

Hrrrmmm.... is it possible that she is a fictional partner?

We wouldn't know by IP because they'd live together.. Hrrrrrmmm....

We have been together for 13 years and married for 3

xxx life is a must to keep things fresh

I could be imaginary

I don't know anymore

[paicrai]

I don't have WPM, I have wph

Wieners per hour?

I don't even know what that...oh wait. Ok, I get it. Or at least I think that I do.

Wellll.. Kobayashi's record is 60 (Bunless) hotdogs in 2 minutes 35 seconds ..

that's a rate of 1394 weiners per hour..

Yeah but that's only one hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I think you just came up with a way to make those competitions watchable

   )

Tp4 is jelly of absyrd..  his xxx-life must be Extreme....   assuming -abswyfe- is a real person that is.. 

Hrrrmmm.... is it possible that she is a fictional partner?

We wouldn't know by IP because they'd live together.. Hrrrrrmmm....

wat

[demik]

Can't get more xxx than your wife pegging with you a fake mustache on, sombrero and you calling her Pedro.

[abswyfe]

Can't get more xxx than your wife pegging with you a fake mustache on, sombrero and you calling her Pedro.

Embellishment on embellishment on embellishment

Thank goodness this forum has spell check

Hi demik!

[demik]

Hello!

[tp4tissue]

Can't get more xxx than your wife pegging with you a fake mustache on, sombrero and you calling her Pedro.

Embellishment on embellishment on embellishment

Thank goodness this forum has spell check

Hi demik!

Now you've done it..

Merely a greeting will incur the Wrath-of-DMK 

[abswyfe]

But demik is my best friend on here...


...Besides you 

[absyrd]

But demik is my best friend on here...


...Besides you 

Don't forget glorious church leader, Halverson!

[demik]

But mostly just demik. Actually just demik.

[abswyfe]

But mostly just demik. Actually just demik.

 

You know it!

demik has a special place in our hearts because of reasons

[demik]

And those reasons definitely do not have to do with abs' dungeon.

[tp4tissue]

These dungeons..

Are they air conditioned?  I'd think they'd get pretty hot wearing that leather stuff..

[ander]

When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?

I actually brought a car-full of keyboards to my last date.  :))  I didn't get them out, but they were there, ready to impress if needed!   :cool:

It's actually not such a bad idea if you're going out with someone you haven't met yet. Book dinner at a really nice restaurant. Then if necessary, you can go out, fetch the KBs, and conduct a loud technical lecture on them right there at the table.

BTW, I'd like to thank everyone for avoiding the "Wang" and "rubber dome" jokes.

[vivalarevolución]

When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?

I actually brought a car-full of keyboards to my last date.  )  I didn't get them out, but they were there, ready to impress if needed!   

It's actually not such a bad idea if you're going out with someone you haven't met yet. Book dinner at a really nice restaurant. Then if necessary, you can go out, fetch the KBs, and conduct a loud technical lecture on them right there at the table.

BTW, I'd like to thank everyone for avoiding the "Wang" and "rubber dome" jokes.

Please, this is a thread of sophistication and culture. We shall not resort to the lowest level of potty humor.

[greath]

When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?

I actually brought a car-full of keyboards to my last date.  )  I didn't get them out, but they were there, ready to impress if needed!   

It's actually not such a bad idea if you're going out with someone you haven't met yet. Book dinner at a really nice restaurant. Then if necessary, you can go out, fetch the KBs, and conduct a loud technical lecture on them right there at the table.

BTW, I'd like to thank everyone for avoiding the "Wang" and "rubber dome" jokes.

Please, this is a thread of sophistication and culture. We shall not resort to the lowest level of potty humor.

Ay girl, you sitting on the F5 key cuz your ass is refreshing!

[CPTBadAss]

okay advice time

would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?

seems like another deal breaker for me

They clearly have no finger strength!

There's a korean Starcraft player called Jaedong. Yes, his fans do refer to him as THE DONG. Anyways, there would be matches with girls screaming for him and when they interviewed a girl from that crowd, she said "If his APM (aka WPM in Starcraft) is like that, imagine what he could do to me". Or at least I think it was Jaedong that it happened to.

ANYWAYS, TL:DR, no you shouldn't date someone with low WPM. You know what they say about low WPM...

[beehatch]

okay advice time

would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?

seems like another deal breaker for me

They clearly have no finger strength!

There's a korean Starcraft player called Jaedong. Yes, his fans do refer to him as THE DONG. Anyways, there would be matches with girls screaming for him and when they interviewed a girl from that crowd, she said "If his APM (aka WPM in Starcraft) is like that, imagine what he could do to me". Or at least I think it was Jaedong that it happened to.

ANYWAYS, TL:DR, no you shouldn't date someone with low WPM. You know what they say about low WPM...

Well that was a good story. It's a shame Starcraft doesn't do anything for me lol.

So much good advice up in here.

[vivalarevolución]

okay advice time

would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?

seems like another deal breaker for me

They clearly have no finger strength!

There's a korean Starcraft player called Jaedong. Yes, his fans do refer to him as THE DONG. Anyways, there would be matches with girls screaming for him and when they interviewed a girl from that crowd, she said "If his APM (aka WPM in Starcraft) is like that, imagine what he could do to me". Or at least I think it was Jaedong that it happened to.

ANYWAYS, TL:DR, no you shouldn't date someone with low WPM. You know what they say about low WPM...

Don't believe this story, girls only scream at skilled video game players in parallel universes.

However, being knowledgeable and skilled certainly can be attractive.  A professionally done keyboard modification in a mall food court or other crowded space is a surefire and timeless method to attract the attention of potential suitors.

[tp4tissue]

Don't believe this story, girls only scream at skilled video game players in parallel universes.

However, being knowledgeable and skilled certainly can be attractive.  A professionally done keyboard modification in a mall food court or other crowded space is a surefire and timeless method to attract the attention of potential suitors.

Well they scream for the "good looking" g4m3rs.   all the ugly ones still get no love..

[beehatch]

Don't believe this story, girls only scream at skilled video game players in parallel universes.

However, being knowledgeable and skilled certainly can be attractive.  A professionally done keyboard modification in a mall food court or other crowded space is a surefire and timeless method to attract the attention of potential suitors.

Well they scream for the "good looking" g4m3rs.   all the ugly ones still get no love..

There's some ugly dudes on Twitch I would bang. You prove nothing!

[tp4tissue]

Don't believe this story, girls only scream at skilled video game players in parallel universes.

However, being knowledgeable and skilled certainly can be attractive.  A professionally done keyboard modification in a mall food court or other crowded space is a surefire and timeless method to attract the attention of potential suitors.

Well they scream for the "good looking" g4m3rs.   all the ugly ones still get no love..

There's some ugly dudes on Twitch I would bang. You prove nothing!

In the news.. Mass GH members migration to Twitch under promise of potential -Banging--