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Too much salt..
« on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:24:22 »
I got der  Low-Sodium bacon yesterday..


So for dinner I figured, why not eat the whole pack..


Now it's 3:30 am.. I'm still awake and drinking tall glasses of water...


And... I can't sleep because I gotta get up to pee every 20 minutes.



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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:26:42 »
Eat a potato.  That's what you do to salty soups.

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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:28:31 »
Eat a potato.  That's what you do to salty soups.

wait hang on.. is this a real thing for having had too much salt..  Or are you just making me eat potatoes for no raisins.

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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:29:14 »
Legit.  Soup too salty, throw a potato in it to absorb.  Maybe it'll work in your stomach soup.

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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:29:26 »
Eat a potato.  That's what you do to salty soups.

you are a potato

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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #5 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:30:13 »
Legit.  Soup too salty, throw a potato in it to absorb.  Maybe it'll work in your stomach soup.

But it's too late isn't it?

Cuz I ate the bacon pack 3 hours ago..   and have been drinking water since 2 hours ago..

It seems like I'm still not diluted...   DAMN YOU ionic bonds...

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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #6 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:31:37 »
Eat a potato.  That's what you do to salty soups.

you are a potato

MY SECRET IS RUINED!

Legit.  Soup too salty, throw a potato in it to absorb.  Maybe it'll work in your stomach soup.

But it's too late isn't it?

Cuz I ate the bacon pack 3 hours ago..   and have been drinking water since 2 hours ago..

It seems like I'm still not diluted...   DAMN YOU ionic bonds...

Not really.  You don't really know if a soup is too salty until it cooks down the water, right?  So if it works, it'd work the same way.  You might be able to get away with some other absorby food, but I only know about taters for now obvious reasons

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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #7 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:35:17 »
Eat a potato.  That's what you do to salty soups.

you are a potato

MY SECRET IS RUINED!

Legit.  Soup too salty, throw a potato in it to absorb.  Maybe it'll work in your stomach soup.

But it's too late isn't it?

Cuz I ate the bacon pack 3 hours ago..   and have been drinking water since 2 hours ago..

It seems like I'm still not diluted...   DAMN YOU ionic bonds...

Not really.  You don't really know if a soup is too salty until it cooks down the water, right?  So if it works, it'd work the same way.  You might be able to get away with some other absorby food, but I only know about taters for now obvious reasons

alrite.. but I'mma comeback and be ruffled, if this doesn't work. .

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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #8 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:36:36 »
Eat a potato.  That's what you do to salty soups.

you are a potato

MY SECRET IS RUINED!

Legit.  Soup too salty, throw a potato in it to absorb.  Maybe it'll work in your stomach soup.

But it's too late isn't it?

Cuz I ate the bacon pack 3 hours ago..   and have been drinking water since 2 hours ago..

It seems like I'm still not diluted...   DAMN YOU ionic bonds...

Not really.  You don't really know if a soup is too salty until it cooks down the water, right?  So if it works, it'd work the same way.  You might be able to get away with some other absorby food, but I only know about taters for now obvious reasons

alrite.. but I'mma comeback and be ruffled, if this doesn't work. .

I'll be a little shocked if it does, honestly.  But it could.  Just eat like a quarter of a potato first.

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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #9 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:45:34 »
I've eaten 2 potatoes..

I feel a little drowsy, must be the starches..   

Still somewhat thirsty..


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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #10 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:48:54 »
Came in here expecting a thread filled with salt, not literal salt.

Let me down, all these types of salt, and you chose salty food.

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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #11 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:50:37 »
Came in here expecting a thread filled with salt, not literal salt.

Let me down, all these types of salt, and you chose salty food.

Check out this sn00ty salt site.

http://www.seasaltsuperstore.com/products.aspx?itemid=2139&pagetitle=Exotic+Salts

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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #12 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:51:32 »
RIP
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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #14 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:56:45 »
Came in here expecting a thread filled with salt, not literal salt.

Let me down, all these types of salt, and you chose salty food.

Check out this sn00ty salt site.

http://www.seasaltsuperstore.com/products.aspx?itemid=2139&pagetitle=Exotic+Salts

Those look pretty cool!

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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #15 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 03:00:19 »
RIP

Nooo.. I've yet to go on a date with Beemik

We can't let that happen. Eat more potatoes!
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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #16 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 03:03:46 »
RIP

Nooo.. I've yet to go on a date with Beemik

We can't let that happen. Eat more potatoes!

not really sure if I could eat more than 2 potatoes this late at night..

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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #17 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 03:14:36 »

RIP

Nooo.. I've yet to go on a date with Beemik

We can't let that happen. Eat more potatoes!

not really sure if I could eat more than 2 potatoes this late at night..

You can do it!

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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #18 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 03:17:01 »
That whole potato-in-soup thing is mainly BS. It sort of works, but not really. The potato will get as salty as the broth, but not beyond it, and after a bit it starts to disintegrate.

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Re: Too much salt..
« Reply #19 on: Thu, 13 August 2015, 07:07:57 »
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