Author Topic: Too much salt.. (Read 3997 times)

tp4tissue · « **on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:24:22 »

I got der Low-Sodium bacon yesterday..

So for dinner I figured, why not eat the whole pack..

Now it's 3:30 am.. I'm still awake and drinking tall glasses of water...

And... I can't sleep because I gotta get up to pee every 20 minutes.

tjcaustin · « **Reply #1 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:26:42 »

Eat a potato. That's what you do to salty soups.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #2 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:28:31 »

Quote from: tjcaustin on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:26:42

Eat a potato. That's what you do to salty soups.

wait hang on.. is this a real thing for having had too much salt.. Or are you just making me eat potatoes for no raisins.

tjcaustin · « **Reply #3 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:29:14 »

Legit. Soup too salty, throw a potato in it to absorb. Maybe it'll work in your stomach soup.

beehatch · « **Reply #4 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:29:26 »

Quote from: tjcaustin on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:26:42

Eat a potato. That's what you do to salty soups.

you are a potato

tp4tissue · « **Reply #5 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:30:13 »

Quote from: tjcaustin on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:29:14

Legit. Soup too salty, throw a potato in it to absorb. Maybe it'll work in your stomach soup.

But it's too late isn't it?

Cuz I ate the bacon pack 3 hours ago.. and have been drinking water since 2 hours ago..

It seems like I'm still not diluted... DAMN YOU ionic bonds...

tjcaustin · « **Reply #6 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:31:37 »

Quote from: beehatch on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:29:26

Quote from: tjcaustin on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:26:42
Eat a potato. That's what you do to salty soups.

you are a potato

MY SECRET IS RUINED!

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:30:13

Quote from: tjcaustin on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:29:14
Legit. Soup too salty, throw a potato in it to absorb. Maybe it'll work in your stomach soup.

But it's too late isn't it?

Cuz I ate the bacon pack 3 hours ago.. and have been drinking water since 2 hours ago..

It seems like I'm still not diluted... DAMN YOU ionic bonds...

Not really. You don't really know if a soup is too salty until it cooks down the water, right? So if it works, it'd work the same way. You might be able to get away with some other absorby food, but I only know about taters for now obvious reasons

tp4tissue · « **Reply #7 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:35:17 »

Quote from: tjcaustin on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:31:37

Quote from: beehatch on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:29:26
Quote from: tjcaustin on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:26:42
Eat a potato. That's what you do to salty soups.

you are a potato

MY SECRET IS RUINED!

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:30:13
Quote from: tjcaustin on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:29:14
Legit. Soup too salty, throw a potato in it to absorb. Maybe it'll work in your stomach soup.

But it's too late isn't it?

Cuz I ate the bacon pack 3 hours ago.. and have been drinking water since 2 hours ago..

It seems like I'm still not diluted... DAMN YOU ionic bonds...

Not really. You don't really know if a soup is too salty until it cooks down the water, right? So if it works, it'd work the same way. You might be able to get away with some other absorby food, but I only know about taters for now obvious reasons

alrite.. but I'mma comeback and be ruffled, if this doesn't work. .

tjcaustin · « **Reply #8 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:36:36 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:35:17

Quote from: tjcaustin on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:31:37
Quote from: beehatch on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:29:26
Quote from: tjcaustin on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:26:42
Eat a potato. That's what you do to salty soups.

you are a potato

MY SECRET IS RUINED!

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:30:13
Quote from: tjcaustin on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:29:14
Legit. Soup too salty, throw a potato in it to absorb. Maybe it'll work in your stomach soup.

But it's too late isn't it?

Cuz I ate the bacon pack 3 hours ago.. and have been drinking water since 2 hours ago..

It seems like I'm still not diluted... DAMN YOU ionic bonds...

Not really. You don't really know if a soup is too salty until it cooks down the water, right? So if it works, it'd work the same way. You might be able to get away with some other absorby food, but I only know about taters for now obvious reasons

alrite.. but I'mma comeback and be ruffled, if this doesn't work. .

I'll be a little shocked if it does, honestly. But it could. Just eat like a quarter of a potato first.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #9 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:45:34 »

I've eaten 2 potatoes..

I feel a little drowsy, must be the starches..

Still somewhat thirsty..

Halverson · « **Reply #10 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:48:54 »

Came in here expecting a thread filled with salt, not literal salt.

Let me down, all these types of salt, and you chose salty food.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #11 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:50:37 »

Quote from: Halverson on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:48:54

Came in here expecting a thread filled with salt, not literal salt.

Let me down, all these types of salt, and you chose salty food.

Check out this sn00ty salt site.

http://www.seasaltsuperstore.com/products.aspx?itemid=2139&pagetitle=Exotic+Salts

demik · « **Reply #12 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:51:32 »

tp4tissue · « **Reply #13 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:53:22 »

Quote from: demik on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:51:32

RIP

Nooo.. I've yet to go on a date with Beemik

Halverson · « **Reply #14 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:56:45 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:50:37

Quote from: Halverson on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:48:54
Came in here expecting a thread filled with salt, not literal salt.

Let me down, all these types of salt, and you chose salty food.

Check out this sn00ty salt site.

http://www.seasaltsuperstore.com/products.aspx?itemid=2139&pagetitle=Exotic+Salts

Those look pretty cool!

demik · « **Reply #15 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 03:00:19 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:53:22

Quote from: demik on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:51:32
RIP

Nooo.. I've yet to go on a date with Beemik

We can't let that happen. Eat more potatoes!

tp4tissue · « **Reply #16 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 03:03:46 »

Quote from: demik on Thu, 13 August 2015, 03:00:19

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:53:22
Quote from: demik on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:51:32
RIP

Nooo.. I've yet to go on a date with Beemik

We can't let that happen. Eat more potatoes!

not really sure if I could eat more than 2 potatoes this late at night..

Halverson · « **Reply #17 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 03:14:36 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 13 August 2015, 03:03:46

Quote from: demik on Thu, 13 August 2015, 03:00:19
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:53:22
Quote from: demik on Thu, 13 August 2015, 02:51:32
RIP

Nooo.. I've yet to go on a date with Beemik

We can't let that happen. Eat more potatoes!

not really sure if I could eat more than 2 potatoes this late at night..

You can do it!

platypus · « **Reply #18 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 03:17:01 »

That whole potato-in-soup thing is mainly BS. It sort of works, but not really. The potato will get as salty as the broth, but not beyond it, and after a bit it starts to disintegrate.

paicrai · « **Reply #19 on:** Thu, 13 August 2015, 07:07:57 »

sometimes i think gh could need a ****ing potato or twenty

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