Omg.. Just had to BB-sit

[tp4tissue]

How do people do this.. 

I began contemplating suicide after 15 minutes of listening to this thing.. 

2yr old

[azhdar]

need a proof, no one right in his mind would give an human life in the hand of tp

[tp4tissue]

need a proof, no one right in his mind would give an human life in the hand of tp

Hahahhaa..

It was indeed a last minute decision..   I'm glad no bathroom or food was necessary in this time frame...


I haven't took care of anything since my Digimon in middleschool, of which I dropped and it died..  Then I moved on to Pokeman cards.


In my defense.. I am very good with computers.. All of my computers operate stably at very high overclocks.

[Jokrik]

How do people do this..  2yr old

I began contemplating suicide after 15 minutes of listening to this thing..

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nice referencing , he/she would be more suitable hahaha...

[tp4tissue]

How do people do this..  2yr old

I began contemplating suicide after 15 minutes of listening to this thing..

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nice referencing , he/she would be more suitable hahaha...

?  I've always heard babies referred to as " It ",  So... I assumed in referencing, they'd use the same pronouns for "things"

No?

This isn't how engrish iz ? 

[azhdar]

I'm not pr0 at english but isn't it for objects and animals?

But then again how human is a 2yo baby?

[tp4tissue]

I'm not pr0 at english but isn't it for objects and animals?

But then again how human is a 2yo baby?

I thought the extruding females stuck to --baby-- until the thing gets to about 3+ ... 4

[azhdar]

I dunn0 when it starts to talk and walk, it gets pretty human.

But I don't quite remember what are the ages for it.

[tp4tissue]

I dunn0 when it starts to talk and walk, it gets pretty human.

But I don't quite remember what are the ages for it.

it already talks @ 1.25 - 2


first words happen a bit earlier, but logical connections are not solid.

[Jokrik]

I have 7 nephews and 2 nieces
Imagine when they're all together in one place, but than I love kids

There are some years which they're just adorable and cute, but some years you can call them jerks

Start by taking care something more real, like dog or cat
I feel sorry for the kid if you jump straight taking care something more humanlike 😂😂

Just DON'T drop the baby

[Belfong]

And don't poke the baby. Those are not keyboards nor CPUs!

[tp4tissue]

If it wasn't for the video on "Don't shake babies" that they made us watch in Health Class..

I'd imagine most people resorting to shaking their kids yelling, shut up shut up shut up.... omg... why don't you watermelon.. when I was ur age, they gave me apple,  apple is horrible...

[absyrd]

The kid alive?

Congrats!

You just won babysitting.

[digi]

The kid alive?

Congrats!

You just won babysitting.

+1

[nubbinator]

Wait, someone trusted you with a child?

[sncbraxsc2]

you soldered its mouth shut right?

[tp4tissue]

you soldered its mouth shut right?

I was hoping it would be quiet after I input food..  but the watermelon just overclocked the damn thing and it became louder..

[asdfjkl36]

you soldered its mouth shut right?

I was hoping it would be quiet after I input food..  but the watermelon just overclocked the damn thing and it became louder..

They dont make em like they use to :/