I’m a hater of, among other things: MX switches, the IBM/QWERTY keyboard layout, the Helvetica typeface, MS Windows, Unix, C++, Adobe Camera Raw, HSV/HSL color spaces, Ruby on Rails, thefacebook.com, web apps, base ten numbers, Gibbs/Heaviside style 3-vectors, urban highways, on-street parking, low-density single-use zoning, advertising, clickbait listicles, software patents, sugary drinks, aggressive wars, religious/racial/gender discrimination, superhero films, sitcoms, cable news channels, mosquitos, cancer, sms messages, American “cheese product”, margarine, canned tuna, skim milk, decaf coffee, breakfast cereal, pulverized tea in little paper bags, the USB HID protocol, standard office furniture, inflexible shoes, shag carpets, standardized tests, long copyright terms, hair spray, air freshener and scented candles, sporks, dishwashers, fluorescent lamps, the bright blue LED streetlamps on my street, Ticketmaster, low-pressure shower heads, English orthography, lead-free solder, &c.