Don't lose hope. I assume you've already filed a claim? Generally they will respond in 2 business and tell you exactly how long they are going to hold your money for. That's the one thing they have to do, even if they freeze your account they must say why and when your assets will be available again within a certain time frame.
Paypal system isn't the same worldwide, from my experience.
It's much less transparent here. Paypal has a big hand to screw over everyone. As stated, they want me to jump through 6 hoops, only 3 of which I can clear. I know that the business registration thing, and the merchandise sourcing thing, is mandatory because we are a major port where scumbags can steal goods and sell online.
Even if I could cook up invoices for my merchandise (eg have every buyer cooperate to say that I was selling artisan caps I made myself) do you think I want to pay $1000 in legal fees to set up a company to receive $1000 in payments for keycaps from lots of small buyers who are already paying much less than what I originally did, and send these out in a cascade of little packages that have to be addressed individually and reported individually on the customs form? I don't have that time or emotional energy.
ghostjuggernaut, are you able to say with certainty the following important considerations:
1) refund can be done without paypal limbo
2) all buyers ie many international buyers can still receive their money back, not just USA buyers who have protection of US laws (I took payments from many countries and am sure many people would be miffed if only US payers got money back)
3) account is unfrozen after that
4) I have access to my original paypal balance before this particular cascade of payments
5) then what next?
I still want to do my moving sale because I still have to move out all the stuff. I really wish to get people to pay by bank transfer, order a heap of stuff which I'm willing to sell real cheap, and then move everything out in huge boxes.