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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #100 on: Tue, 03 May 2016, 11:44:04 »

I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...

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Well... if we look at Cheetas,  they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.

So clearly  inbreeding = speedddddddd


Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..

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Okay, cheetahs are not "nearly 100% inbred", nor does inbreeding have anything to do with their speed.

TP, why? Whyyyyyyyy? There may be people reading these threads who believe you. D:
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #101 on: Tue, 03 May 2016, 11:50:48 »
Do you guys enjoy being wrong on the internet..

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #102 on: Tue, 03 May 2016, 16:59:55 »
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Dating advice by Tp4.

Can you make this a weekly thing, Tp4?

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #103 on: Tue, 03 May 2016, 17:05:06 »
I've been thinking about it and I realized that there are different levels of pancakes. I figured that if the pancakes are frozen it does not count as an obligation, likewise with frozen waffles. But what about pancakes whipped up with fruits, chocolate or specialty items in them? Does that mean I've fallen into a den?

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #104 on: Tue, 03 May 2016, 17:06:16 »

Can you make this a weekly thing?


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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #106 on: Tue, 03 May 2016, 17:17:40 »
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Dating advice by Tp4.

Can you make this a weekly thing, Tp4?

I don't come across the boy-girl dynamic often enough at my advanced age to fill a weekly advice column..


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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #107 on: Tue, 03 May 2016, 18:00:16 »
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Dating advice by Tp4.

Can you make this a weekly thing, Tp4?

I don't come across the boy-girl dynamic often enough at my advanced age to fill a weekly advice column..

Yea but, you have the technology!

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #108 on: Tue, 03 May 2016, 18:02:11 »
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Dating advice by Tp4.

Can you make this a weekly thing, Tp4?

I don't come across the boy-girl dynamic often enough at my advanced age to fill a weekly advice column..

How about the man-woman dynamic? Old is relative, you don't seem old.

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #109 on: Tue, 03 May 2016, 21:58:47 »

I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...

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Well... if we look at Cheetas,  they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.

So clearly  inbreeding = speedddddddd


Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

 

Are you saying that it is possible to judge someone's parentage by how fast they can run?
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #110 on: Tue, 03 May 2016, 21:59:10 »
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #111 on: Wed, 31 March 2021, 17:55:36 »
I wonder how many girls tp has picked up in the years since
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #112 on: Wed, 31 March 2021, 18:04:19 »
I wonder how many girls tp has picked up in the years since

Zero. Tp4 only eats veggie and play vidya.

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #113 on: Wed, 31 March 2021, 18:06:54 »
I wonder how many girls tp has picked up in the years since

Zero. Tp4 only eats veggie and play vidya.


fav veggie for ramen topping?
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #114 on: Wed, 31 March 2021, 18:16:13 »
fav veggie for ramen topping?

Lightly tossed, scallion oil + Gai Lan.

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #115 on: Wed, 31 March 2021, 18:21:04 »
fav veggie for ramen topping?

Lightly tossed, scallion oil + Gai Lan.


i fw it
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #116 on: Wed, 31 March 2021, 20:41:27 »
I wonder how many girls tp has picked up in the years since

For most of us that answer would be 0

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #117 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 08:26:48 »
Zero, already married. . lol

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #118 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:12:09 »
Zero, already married. . lol

OR.... Darthbagz might only be sayn' that because he knows Wife Darth monitors his online activity.

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #119 on: Fri, 02 April 2021, 11:07:56 »
Any instance where I've batted way above my average its been with women I know for ages or even years. The best looking one it took 10 years! Patience is a virtue. 😅

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #120 on: Fri, 02 April 2021, 13:57:17 »
If you go long enough not dating you lose interest and realize what a waste of time it is. You have so much free time and extra money unless you're me, plus none of the emotional bull**** and frivolous arguments. Sex is drastically overrated, filthy stressful and tedious, you aren't missing anything on that front. The only real reason to be in a relationship is procreation and raising a kid, otherwise a huge waste of time and energy. Just love yourself... so to speak.
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #121 on: Fri, 02 April 2021, 14:09:52 »
If you go long enough not dating you lose interest and realize what a waste of time it is. You have so much free time and extra money unless you're me, plus none of the emotional bull**** and frivolous arguments. Sex is drastically overrated, filthy stressful and tedious, you aren't missing anything on that front. The only real reason to be in a relationship is procreation and raising a kid, otherwise a huge waste of time and energy. Just love yourself... so to speak.

well, that is certainly one way to think about it...
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #122 on: Fri, 02 April 2021, 19:10:15 »
If you go long enough not dating you lose interest and realize what a waste of time it is. You have so much free time and extra money unless you're me, plus none of the emotional bull**** and frivolous arguments. Sex is drastically overrated, filthy stressful and tedious, you aren't missing anything on that front. The only real reason to be in a relationship is procreation and raising a kid, otherwise a huge waste of time and energy. Just love yourself... so to speak.

Yes.

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #123 on: Sat, 03 April 2021, 08:14:59 »
If you go long enough not dating you lose interest and realize what a waste of time it is. You have so much free time and extra money unless you're me, plus none of the emotional bull**** and frivolous arguments. Sex is drastically overrated, filthy stressful and tedious, you aren't missing anything on that front. The only real reason to be in a relationship is procreation and raising a kid, otherwise a huge waste of time and energy. Just love yourself... so to speak.

Man, i can't be more agree than that, it's so true !