How many of you would ENJOY..

[tp4tissue]

A Zombie Apocalypse.. ?

[FLFisherman]

An apocalypse is the complete and final destruction of the world. I don't think anyone would really enjoy that.

[tp4tissue]

Very generally, apocalypse is -the end of the world-


But in reality, it's only the end of the world,  --as we know it--..

[absyrd]

You'd have to focus on women instead of internet, tp. You'd lose your **** it under a minute.

[tp4tissue]

You'd have to focus on women instead of internet, tp. You'd lose your **** it under a minute.

I will still have my intranet..  and darkweb will probably still be up..

[SBJ]

I would not do well in a zombie apocalypse. I have a friend who would be awesome though so I'd just follow him.

[chyros]

I've played ****tons of Left 4 Dead, Killing Floor and Killing Floor 2. I feel confident ^^ .

Of course a cockney black girl selling weapons for money that the zombies drop somehow would be useful to have around, though.

[xtrafrood]

Everyone with battleship model F's would be safe

[absyrd]

I would not do well in a zombie apocalypse. I have a friend who would be awesome though so I'd just follow him.

You'd be his human shield. Sorry.

[appleonama]

A Zombie Apocalypse.. ?

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I want a nuclear war to happen

[appleonama]

An apocalypse is the complete and final destruction of the world. I don't think anyone would really enjoy that.

the end is inevitable I welcome it and its fury

[Blackehart]

I would.

For nefarious reasons. *writhes hands menacingly*

RIFLE CHECK!


Zombie Apocalypse>>>>>>Rapture

^_^

[tp4tissue]

A Zombie Apocalypse.. ?

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I want a nuclear war to happen

Ok... def not ?

You want to die of cancer?

I'd rather be eaten FAST..  hahahhahahaha

[demik]

An apocalypse is the complete and final destruction of the world. I don't think anyone would really enjoy that.

we dont know that, seeing as we'd all be dead.

[C5Allroad]

I've played ****tons of Left 4 Dead, Killing Floor and Killing Floor 2. I feel confident ^^ .

Of course a cockney black girl selling weapons for money that the zombies drop somehow would be useful to have around, though.

But have you played more than a metric ****-ton? Otherwise 204.62262lbs.

[tp4tissue]

I've played ****tons of Left 4 Dead, Killing Floor and Killing Floor 2. I feel confident ^^ .

Of course a cockney black girl selling weapons for money that the zombies drop somehow would be useful to have around, though.

But have you played more than a metric ****-ton? Otherwise 2046.2262lbs.

hahahahahahahaahahha   


Also, FTFY

[rurushu]

Zombie apocalypse will not have anime... I do not find myself enjoying it...

but I enjoy zombie apocalypse anime though 

[tp4tissue]

Zombie apocalypse will not have anime... I do not find myself enjoying it...

but I enjoy zombie apocalypse anime though 

Just get a generator to run the PCs


Also, there's probably more anime than you have time for..

All you gotta do, is learn japanese.  then learn to fly a plane,  and fly to japan.

[PunksDead]

i would ****ing love it,

my old coworker was big gun nut and has a generator and food.

enter phase one... surviving the outbreak

i would meet up with him during the inital outbreak and earn his trust. I would later kill him in his sleep and live in his fortified house until supplies ran low. Shoot anything that looks remotely alive that comes towards the house.

phase two. grabbing supplies

i would head out early and hit the big whole sale supermarkets. grabbing seeds and preparing my farm/ second safe base. This will become vital once the zombies catch wind im one of the last humans in the area and need a decoy base after my dead friends house becomes compromised.

phase three. evolution

i would line a bear trap with designer zombie hand bags and lure an attractive zombie woman for mating purposes. once she has conceived my hybrid zombie son i would raise him to kill zombies and mate with other zombie girls to create half breeds.

phase four. zombie half breed army

its now been a few years and my zombie lineage should be a few zomteens deep. we would go town to town killing zombies while looking for human survivors.

final phase. rebirth

once we found a few full humans or "fully's" as we would call them, my zombie half breed army would mate with them creating full humans again. i would wait until we were about 50 fullys deep and start killing my half breed linage.


your welcome world i saved you

[1swt2gs]

i would ****ing love it,

my old coworker was big gun nut and has a generator and food.

enter phase one... surviving the outbreak

i would meet up with him during the inital outbreak and earn his trust. I would later kill him in his sleep and live in his fortified house until supplies ran low. Shoot anything that looks remotely alive that comes towards the house.

phase two. grabbing supplies

i would head out early and hit the big whole sale supermarkets. grabbing seeds and preparing my farm/ second safe base. This will become vital once the zombies catch wind im one of the last humans in the area and need a decoy base after my dead friends house becomes compromised.

phase three. evolution

i would line a bear trap with designer zombie hand bags and lure an attractive zombie woman for mating purposes. once she has conceived my hybrid zombie son i would raise him to kill zombies and mate with other zombie girls to create half breeds.

phase four. zombie half breed army

its now been a few years and my zombie lineage should be a few zomteens deep. we would go town to town killing zombies while looking for human survivors.

final phase. rebirth

once we found a few full humans or "fully's" as we would call them, my zombie half breed army would mate with them creating full humans again. i would wait until we were about 50 fullys deep and start killing my half breed linage.


your welcome world i saved you

damn you really have this all planned out

[rurushu]

Zombie apocalypse will not have anime... I do not find myself enjoying it...

but I enjoy zombie apocalypse anime though 

Just get a generator to run the PCs


Also, there's probably more anime than you have time for..

All you gotta do, is learn japanese.  then learn to fly a plane,  and fly to japan.

well, I know some Japanese, just need to learn to fly a plane I guess?

i would ****ing love it,

my old coworker was big gun nut and has a generator and food.

enter phase one... surviving the outbreak

i would meet up with him during the inital outbreak and earn his trust. I would later kill him in his sleep and live in his fortified house until supplies ran low. Shoot anything that looks remotely alive that comes towards the house.

phase two. grabbing supplies

i would head out early and hit the big whole sale supermarkets. grabbing seeds and preparing my farm/ second safe base. This will become vital once the zombies catch wind im one of the last humans in the area and need a decoy base after my dead friends house becomes compromised.

phase three. evolution

i would line a bear trap with designer zombie hand bags and lure an attractive zombie woman for mating purposes. once she has conceived my hybrid zombie son i would raise him to kill zombies and mate with other zombie girls to create half breeds.

phase four. zombie half breed army

its now been a few years and my zombie lineage should be a few zomteens deep. we would go town to town killing zombies while looking for human survivors.

final phase. rebirth

once we found a few full humans or "fully's" as we would call them, my zombie half breed army would mate with them creating full humans again. i would wait until we were about 50 fullys deep and start killing my half breed linage.


your welcome world i saved you

damn punks, I actually think that your plan may be plausible, just that I doubt one thing though, that half breed zombie can mate with humans to produce 100% human again, their offspring will become 1/4 zombie instead.

[chyros]

I've played ****tons of Left 4 Dead, Killing Floor and Killing Floor 2. I feel confident ^^ .

Of course a cockney black girl selling weapons for money that the zombies drop somehow would be useful to have around, though.

But have you played more than a metric ****-ton? Otherwise 204.62262lbs.

Hahaha, don't get me started on Imperial units ) .

[tp4tissue]

i would ****ing love it,

my old coworker was big gun nut and has a generator and food.

enter phase one... surviving the outbreak

i would meet up with him during the inital outbreak and earn his trust. I would later kill him in his sleep and live in his fortified house until supplies ran low. Shoot anything that looks remotely alive that comes towards the house.

phase two. grabbing supplies

i would head out early and hit the big whole sale supermarkets. grabbing seeds and preparing my farm/ second safe base. This will become vital once the zombies catch wind im one of the last humans in the area and need a decoy base after my dead friends house becomes compromised.

phase three. evolution

i would line a bear trap with designer zombie hand bags and lure an attractive zombie woman for mating purposes. once she has conceived my hybrid zombie son i would raise him to kill zombies and mate with other zombie girls to create half breeds.

phase four. zombie half breed army

its now been a few years and my zombie lineage should be a few zomteens deep. we would go town to town killing zombies while looking for human survivors.

final phase. rebirth

once we found a few full humans or "fully's" as we would call them, my zombie half breed army would mate with them creating full humans again. i would wait until we were about 50 fullys deep and start killing my half breed linage.


your welcome world i saved you

I think there's some confusion about fractions here...



Also...  No one partner up with punksdead..   he's  clearly gonna backstab you..  and eat all ur ramens !!



..

[rowdy]

I'm ready!

[C5Allroad]

I've played ****tons of Left 4 Dead, Killing Floor and Killing Floor 2. I feel confident ^^ .

Of course a cockney black girl selling weapons for money that the zombies drop somehow would be useful to have around, though.

But have you played more than a metric ****-ton? Otherwise 2046.2262lbs.

hahahahahahahaahahha   


Also, FTFY

Not what urban dic says. Best reliable source evr

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[demik]

i would ****ing love it,

my old coworker was big gun nut and has a generator and food.

enter phase one... surviving the outbreak

i would meet up with him during the inital outbreak and earn his trust. I would later kill him in his sleep and live in his fortified house until supplies ran low. Shoot anything that looks remotely alive that comes towards the house.

phase two. grabbing supplies

i would head out early and hit the big whole sale supermarkets. grabbing seeds and preparing my farm/ second safe base. This will become vital once the zombies catch wind im one of the last humans in the area and need a decoy base after my dead friends house becomes compromised.

phase three. evolution

i would line a bear trap with designer zombie hand bags and lure an attractive zombie woman for mating purposes. once she has conceived my hybrid zombie son i would raise him to kill zombies and mate with other zombie girls to create half breeds.

phase four. zombie half breed army

its now been a few years and my zombie lineage should be a few zomteens deep. we would go town to town killing zombies while looking for human survivors.

final phase. rebirth

once we found a few full humans or "fully's" as we would call them, my zombie half breed army would mate with them creating full humans again. i would wait until we were about 50 fullys deep and start killing my half breed linage.


your welcome world i saved you

You're*

[appleonama]

i would ****ing love it,

my old coworker was big gun nut and has a generator and food.

enter phase one... surviving the outbreak

i would meet up with him during the inital outbreak and earn his trust. I would later kill him in his sleep and live in his fortified house until supplies ran low. Shoot anything that looks remotely alive that comes towards the house.

phase two. grabbing supplies

i would head out early and hit the big whole sale supermarkets. grabbing seeds and preparing my farm/ second safe base. This will become vital once the zombies catch wind im one of the last humans in the area and need a decoy base after my dead friends house becomes compromised.

phase three. evolution

i would line a bear trap with designer zombie hand bags and lure an attractive zombie woman for mating purposes. once she has conceived my hybrid zombie son i would raise him to kill zombies and mate with other zombie girls to create half breeds.

phase four. zombie half breed army

its now been a few years and my zombie lineage should be a few zomteens deep. we would go town to town killing zombies while looking for human survivors.

final phase. rebirth

once we found a few full humans or "fully's" as we would call them, my zombie half breed army would mate with them creating full humans again. i would wait until we were about 50 fullys deep and start killing my half breed linage.


your welcome world i saved you

You're*

)

[SBJ]

I would not do well in a zombie apocalypse. I have a friend who would be awesome though so I'd just follow him.

You'd be his human shield. Sorry.

I'm pretty sure we can find other human shields. Besides, if he lost me he'd have nobody to talk to.

[katushkin]

Provided I move to the US before it happens I would be ok with it having had a little bit of firearms training in the past...

However if it was to happen while I was living in the UK a la 28 days later; no thank you. No firearms, no fun, no survival.

[xtrafrood]

Provided I move to the US before it happens I would be ok with it having had a little bit of firearms training in the past...

However if it was to happen while I was living in the UK a la 28 days later; no thank you. No firearms, no fun, no survival.

At the very least you'll have an amazing soundtrack

[ThoughtArtist]

Provided I move to the US before it happens I would be ok with it having had a little bit of firearms training in the past...

However if it was to happen while I was living in the UK a la 28 days later; no thank you. No firearms, no fun, no survival.

Yeah, I was just thinking that here in the U.S. there are so many guns and nothing to shoot at 99.99% of the time. They just end up being pretty machines to hold and look at.

We NEED a zombie apocalypse here!

[tp4tissue]

Here's the real problem.. Realistically,  the zombie part of it would be over in like 2-3 weeks tops..

Zombies are rotting flesh, and they're quite dumb, so they'd exhaust their local food supply quite quickly, and they're really not intelligent enough to make sure they don't Die of rotting..

So,  you'd still end up with mostly nothing to shoot..

And the social services will be broken for much longer,  soooo.... no hot showers for like a year....


That's going to be the hardest part IMHO.

[rowdy]

Here's the real problem.. Realistically,  the zombie part of it would be over in like 2-3 weeks tops..

Zombies are rotting flesh, and they're quite dumb, so they'd exhaust their local food supply quite quickly, and they're really not intelligent enough to make sure they don't Die of rotting..

So,  you'd still end up with mostly nothing to shoot..

And the social services will be broken for much longer,  soooo.... no hot showers for like a year....


That's going to be the hardest part IMHO.

Some zombies could feast off those that "die".