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Movie Bad guy guns...
« on: Sat, 08 October 2016, 18:19:57 »
How come all the bad guys in movies have full-auto rifles..

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Re: Movie Bad guy guns...
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 08 October 2016, 18:40:16 »

How come all the bad guys in movies have full-auto rifles

The question is why do the bad guys have super high-tech wonderful weapons that always miss, while a good guy can take out a bad guy from 300 yards with a worn-out snub-nosed revolver?

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“No political truth is of greater intrinsic value, or is stamped with the authority of more enlightened patrons of liberty: The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands .… may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny.” —James Madison, Federalist 47
“All the powers of government, legislative, executive, and judiciary, result to the legislative body. The concentrating of these in the same hands, is precisely the definition of despotic government. An ELECTIVE DESPOTISM was not the government we fought for; but one .... in which the powers of government should be so divided and balanced among several bodies of magistracy, as that no one could transcend their legal limits, without being effectually checked and restrained by the others.” — Thomas Jefferson, commentary on Federalist 48

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Re: Movie Bad guy guns...
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 08 October 2016, 18:41:56 »

How come all the bad guys in movies have full-auto rifles

The question is why do the bad guys have super high-tech wonderful weapons that always miss, while a good guy can take out a bad guy from 300 yards with a worn-out snub-nosed revolver?

While twisted around from the passenger seat of a motorcycle on a gravel road.

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Re: Movie Bad guy guns...
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 08 October 2016, 18:59:37 »
Why do bad guys always lick their weapons?

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Re: Movie Bad guy guns...
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 08 October 2016, 19:03:51 »
And why, when your gun is empty, with the monster practically on top of you, why do you throw it at him?
“No political truth is of greater intrinsic value, or is stamped with the authority of more enlightened patrons of liberty: The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands .… may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny.” —James Madison, Federalist 47
“All the powers of government, legislative, executive, and judiciary, result to the legislative body. The concentrating of these in the same hands, is precisely the definition of despotic government. An ELECTIVE DESPOTISM was not the government we fought for; but one .... in which the powers of government should be so divided and balanced among several bodies of magistracy, as that no one could transcend their legal limits, without being effectually checked and restrained by the others.” — Thomas Jefferson, commentary on Federalist 48

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Re: Movie Bad guy guns...
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 08 October 2016, 19:03:59 »
Why do bad guys always lick their weapons?

They probably anemic from not eating right, so they need the iron////