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Offline tp4tissue

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Movie Bad guy guns...
« on: Sat, 08 October 2016, 18:19:57 »
How come all the bad guys in movies have full-auto rifles..
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Re: Movie Bad guy guns...
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 08 October 2016, 18:40:16 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 08 October 2016, 18:19:57

How come all the bad guys in movies have full-auto rifles

The question is why do the bad guys have super high-tech wonderful weapons that always miss, while a good guy can take out a bad guy from 300 yards with a worn-out snub-nosed revolver?

While twisted around from the passenger seat of a motorcycle on a gravel road.


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Re: Movie Bad guy guns...
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 08 October 2016, 18:41:56 »
Quote from: fohat.digs on Sat, 08 October 2016, 18:40:16
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 08 October 2016, 18:19:57

How come all the bad guys in movies have full-auto rifles

The question is why do the bad guys have super high-tech wonderful weapons that always miss, while a good guy can take out a bad guy from 300 yards with a worn-out snub-nosed revolver?

While twisted around from the passenger seat of a motorcycle on a gravel road.

While doing a barrel roll.
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Offline noisyturtle

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Re: Movie Bad guy guns...
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 08 October 2016, 18:59:37 »
Why do bad guys always lick their weapons?
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Re: Movie Bad guy guns...
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 08 October 2016, 19:03:51 »
And why, when your gun is empty, with the monster practically on top of you, why do you throw it at him?
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Re: Movie Bad guy guns...
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 08 October 2016, 19:03:59 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sat, 08 October 2016, 18:59:37
Why do bad guys always lick their weapons?

They probably anemic from not eating right, so they need the iron////   

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