We don't have this problem in Australia, there is New South Wales, Queensland, Victoria, Mining Australia, Arsehole Australia and Inbredisland.
Then we have some territories, Wet hot ****ty Territory, Cold/Hot Political Territory, Freezy not really Australia Territory, Santa Island, Jervis's House, Ronald Mcdonald Land, Cocaine Island, ****ty Underwater Calcium Islands, Two Random ****s Island. Oh and then there is I want Australian Money but I don't want to be Australia, only ever had one murder and we blamed a New Zealander island.