Long car trips.

[fanpeople]

About to embark on a 14 hour drive.... not a big fan of long ass drives.

RIP me.

[tp4tissue]

don't go..

Stay home play video games..  tell them ur sick..

[fanpeople]

don't go..

Stay home play video games..  tell them ur sick..

Unfortunately I must leave this home, to get to my new home.... so i can maintain both this home and the new home. I don't think I can pull a sickie for 2 years straight. 

[tp4tissue]

Unfortunately I must leave this home, to get to my new home.... so i can maintain both this home and the new home. I don't think I can pull a sickie for 2 years straight. 

well just make sure your side-girl doesn't secretly follow you back to home-base..

I've seen this happen several times..

[fanpeople]

Unfortunately I must leave this home, to get to my new home.... so i can maintain both this home and the new home. I don't think I can pull a sickie for 2 years straight. 

well just make sure your side-girl doesn't secretly follow you back to home-base..

I've seen this happen several times..

I can barely stand one women, **** dealing with two.

[katushkin]

Good luck dude. We did Miami to Atlanta in one go, took us 14 hours.

Hope you have a comfortable car to do it in. Good luck and drive safe

[Dr_Alphabet]

Finding a good podcast is crucial when doing long distance drives. For some reason listening to people talk (assuming you don't have anyone in the car to actually talk TO) passes the time much quicker than music does. For me at least. Welcome to Nightvale is my favorite. It's basically this surrealist talk show structured as a daily news broadcast for this small town in the dessert where weird **** is always happening. There's also one called Wolf 359 that's more of a continuing story of a few people on a long term space mission slowly descending into madness. Sometimes i'll look for reasons to take long trips just to listen to those shows.

[fanpeople]

Good luck dude. We did Miami to Atlanta in one go, took us 14 hours.

Hope you have a comfortable car to do it in. Good luck and drive safe

Cheers, luckily I am no stranger to long drives but that is usually with a few people/cars. Car is pretty comfortable actually even though its pushing 10 years old.

[fanpeople]

Finding a good podcast is crucial when doing long distance drives. For some reason listening to people talk (assuming you don't have anyone in the car to actually talk TO) passes the time much quicker than music does. For me at least. Welcome to Nightvale is my favorite. It's basically this surrealist talk show structured as a daily news broadcast for this small town in the dessert where weird **** is always happening. There's also one called Wolf 359 that's more of a continuing story of a few people on a long term space mission slowly descending into madness. Sometimes i'll look for reasons to take long trips just to listen to those shows.

Haha you got the goods there. I've already downloaded a bunch of Art Bell's radio recordings, I don't know what it is about his old shows but it is some of the most entertaining call in radio I have ever heard.

 

[tp4tissue]

Unfortunately I must leave this home, to get to my new home.... so i can maintain both this home and the new home. I don't think I can pull a sickie for 2 years straight. 

well just make sure your side-girl doesn't secretly follow you back to home-base..

I've seen this happen several times..

I can barely stand one women, **** dealing with two.

Mmmmhmmm.. Very good -Fanpeople-

It's good that you're practicing your lie before hand.. gotta practice it with different intonations, such that you can match the flow of different pretexts..

[chyros]

In 14 hours you can get through my whole country five or so times. Live in a smaller country! D;

[vivalarevolución]

In 14 hours you can get through my whole country five or so times. Live in a smaller country! D;

This is America, bigger is always better.  And it's even bigger and better in Texas.

[tp4tissue]

In 14 hours you can get through my whole country five or so times. Live in a smaller country! D;

This is America, bigger is always better.  And it's even bigger and better in Texas.

MORE 'Murican Cheeeese..

[ArchDill]

I am about to go on a 10 hour drive for work.. WITH MY BOSS!

[vivalarevolución]

I am about to go on a 10 hour drive for work.. WITH MY BOSS!

Now that truly sounds terrible.

[_BMW_M3_]

Bought a Subie WRX. Road trips plz <3

[fanpeople]

Bought a Subie WRX. Road trips plz <3

Dam it see i was going to get one a while back but i thought nah cuz ill wait and get a few more years out of this car. LUCKY I DIDNT GET A SCOOBY DOO BECAUSE I HIT SOME ROADKILL HARD LAST NIGHT NOW MA CAR MAKES SILLLY SOUNDS. if i had got wrx when i was thinking about it then it would have hit said roadkill.



PS i survived the trip.

[fanpeople]

I am about to go on a 10 hour drive for work.. WITH MY BOSS!

You know every time i do anything with my boss he buys me **** like beers and food. Haha sounds like you need to get a new boss.

[fanpeople]

In 14 hours you can get through my whole country five or so times. Live in a smaller country! D;

Convict life... more like barren wasteland life. I didnt even manage to leave the state haha.

I bet your postal system is fast

[fanpeople]

I need to stop writing haha. It looks like a written nervous twitch.


Also does anyone else have road trains in their country? Whos idea was it to take a truck and add like three more trailers to it, then let it out of the depot.


My life flashes before my eyes everytime one drives past me. Then you get stuck behind them up a hill and your life flshes before your eyes as it barely makes it up the hill and you think... one gear ****up... just one from that guy and i am dead.

[tp4tissue]

I need to stop writing haha. It looks like a written nervous twitch.


Also does anyone else have road trains in their country? Whos idea was it to take a truck and add like three more trailers to it, then let it out of the depot.


My life flashes before my eyes everytime one drives past me. Then you get stuck behind them up a hill and your life flshes before your eyes as it barely makes it up the hill and you think... one gear ****up... just one from that guy and i am dead.

You know what I've noticed..


FnF Tokyo Drift.. has the worst dialogue of all the movies I've seen..   My right eye will begin twitching by the first 25minutes of the movie..

[nmur]

I need to stop writing haha. It looks like a written nervous twitch.


Also does anyone else have road trains in their country? Whos idea was it to take a truck and add like three more trailers to it, then let it out of the depot.


My life flashes before my eyes everytime one drives past me. Then you get stuck behind them up a hill and your life flshes before your eyes as it barely makes it up the hill and you think... one gear ****up... just one from that guy and i am dead.

You know what I've noticed..


FnF Tokyo Drift.. has the worst dialogue of all the movies I've seen..   My right eye will begin twitching by the first 25minutes of the movie..

wabaki?

[tp4tissue]

I need to stop writing haha. It looks like a written nervous twitch.


Also does anyone else have road trains in their country? Whos idea was it to take a truck and add like three more trailers to it, then let it out of the depot.


My life flashes before my eyes everytime one drives past me. Then you get stuck behind them up a hill and your life flshes before your eyes as it barely makes it up the hill and you think... one gear ****up... just one from that guy and i am dead.

You know what I've noticed..


FnF Tokyo Drift.. has the worst dialogue of all the movies I've seen..   My right eye will begin twitching by the first 25minutes of the movie..

wabaki?

///Oh god,   my Eye just twitched a little reading that..

[nmur]

I need to stop writing haha. It looks like a written nervous twitch.


Also does anyone else have road trains in their country? Whos idea was it to take a truck and add like three more trailers to it, then let it out of the depot.


My life flashes before my eyes everytime one drives past me. Then you get stuck behind them up a hill and your life flshes before your eyes as it barely makes it up the hill and you think... one gear ****up... just one from that guy and i am dead.

You know what I've noticed..


FnF Tokyo Drift.. has the worst dialogue of all the movies I've seen..   My right eye will begin twitching by the first 25minutes of the movie..

wabaki?

///Oh god,   my Eye just twitched a little reading that..
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you sellin that Sparco steerin wheel?

[tp4tissue]

you sellin that Sparco steerin wheel?

What's interesting about this movie is..


They try to impart that there are all these pretty japanese girls in the car-meet-up scenes.

But if you pause the bluray.. 

There's actually maybe only 6 actually pretty girls,  the rest are ugly, but they smartly hid this fact by using Fast camera pans..

hahahahahahaha


I guess this probably reduces the budget because hiring prettier girls for all the scenes would cost way too much money.. hahahahahaha

[nmur]

you sellin that Sparco steerin wheel?

What's interesting about this movie is..


They try to impart that there are all these pretty japanese girls in the car-meet-up scenes.

But if you pause the bluray.. 

There's actually maybe only 6 actually pretty girls,  the rest are ugly, but they smartly hid this fact by using Fast camera pans..

hahahahahahaha


I guess this probably reduces the budget because hiring prettier girls for all the scenes would cost way too much money.. hahahahahaha

for such a **** movie you sure have analysed it pretty deeply...

I've been to Tokyo twice and was disappointed that I didn't stumble across a secret underground racing scene and become their gaijin Drift King™

[tp4tissue]

What's interesting about this movie is..


They try to impart that there are all these pretty japanese girls in the car-meet-up scenes.

But if you pause the bluray.. 

There's actually maybe only 6 actually pretty girls,  the rest are ugly, but they smartly hid this fact by using Fast camera pans..

hahahahahahaha


I guess this probably reduces the budget because hiring prettier girls for all the scenes would cost way too much money.. hahahahahaha

for such a **** movie you sure have analysed it pretty deeply...

I've been to Tokyo twice and was disappointed that I didn't stumble across a secret underground racing scene and become their gaijin Drift King™

Nice Cover story for your sex tour....   Is that what you told the missus..  hahahahahaahaha

[nmur]

What's interesting about this movie is..


They try to impart that there are all these pretty japanese girls in the car-meet-up scenes.

But if you pause the bluray.. 

There's actually maybe only 6 actually pretty girls,  the rest are ugly, but they smartly hid this fact by using Fast camera pans..

hahahahahahaha


I guess this probably reduces the budget because hiring prettier girls for all the scenes would cost way too much money.. hahahahahaha

for such a **** movie you sure have analysed it pretty deeply...

I've been to Tokyo twice and was disappointed that I didn't stumble across a secret underground racing scene and become their gaijin Drift King™

Nice Cover story for your sex tour....   Is that what you told the missus..  hahahahahaahaha

no no I got a custom dakimakura with my face on it from a local store, put it in our hotel bed and told her I was sick so she couldnt touch me or turn the lights on, and crept out later

[tp4tissue]

no no I got a custom dakimakura with my face on it from a local store, put it in our hotel bed and told her I was sick so she couldnt touch me or turn the lights on, and crept out later

Visit China.. Go to the karaoke bar..  Bring 1000 Yuan..($150 USD)..

Use the Shake feature on Wechat App..


//guaranteed..


You don't even have to go into the bar,  just be near it,  the wechat shake feature will connect you..

[ArchDill]

I am about to go on a 10 hour drive for work.. WITH MY BOSS!

You know every time i do anything with my boss he buys me **** like beers and food. Haha sounds like you need to get a new boss.

The trip actually went pretty well. Dinner and beer was indeed free.

[tp4tissue]

I am about to go on a 10 hour drive for work.. WITH MY BOSS!

You know every time i do anything with my boss he buys me **** like beers and food. Haha sounds like you need to get a new boss.

The trip actually went pretty well. Dinner and beer was indeed free.

This is why you're a cheap date... and you're being taken advantage of...

He got LABOR and Company out of you for just the cost of dinner..

[fanpeople]

I am about to go on a 10 hour drive for work.. WITH MY BOSS!

You know every time i do anything with my boss he buys me **** like beers and food. Haha sounds like you need to get a new boss.

The trip actually went pretty well. Dinner and beer was indeed free.

This is why you're a cheap date... and you're being taken advantage of...

He got LABOR and Company out of you for just the cost of dinner..

You know food and beer can be pretty expensive. And some people dont get paid that much per hour.

[C5Allroad]

Unfortunately I must leave this home, to get to my new home.... so i can maintain both this home and the new home. I don't think I can pull a sickie for 2 years straight. 

well just make sure your side-girl doesn't secretly follow you back to home-base..

I've seen this happen several times..

" I don't think I can pull a sickie for 2 years straight.  "
Not with that attitude you can't homie.

In all seriousness though, long ass drives suck. Back in my freshman year my dad and I picked up my first car and promptly blew the transmission a few hours later.

I find that music helps me keep my sanity though. That and someone to talk to.

[fohat.digs]

I find that music helps me keep my sanity though. That and someone to talk to.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Is_a_Long_Drive_for_Someone_with_Nothing_to_Think_About

[C5Allroad]

I find that music helps me keep my sanity though. That and someone to talk to.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Is_a_Long_Drive_for_Someone_with_Nothing_to_Think_About

Currently in school with no headphones. Or else I would take a listen.
But I'm sure with enough silence I'd start thinking about some things. Or fill in the silence by talking to myself.

[tp4tissue]

In all seriousness though, long ass drives suck. Back in my freshman year my dad and I picked up my first car and promptly blew the transmission a few hours later.

I find that music helps me keep my sanity though. That and someone to talk to.

Yupp

Stay home.. always.. don't ever leave.. don't even go on the deck.. there are germs out there..

[ArchDill]

I am about to go on a 10 hour drive for work.. WITH MY BOSS!

You know every time i do anything with my boss he buys me **** like beers and food. Haha sounds like you need to get a new boss.

The trip actually went pretty well. Dinner and beer was indeed free.

This is why you're a cheap date... and you're being taken advantage of...

He got LABOR and Company out of you for just the cost of dinner..

Psht...
This is a 5 day trip. THAT IS 15 MEALS, 5 BEERS and 5 COFFEES!

[tp4tissue]

I am about to go on a 10 hour drive for work.. WITH MY BOSS!

You know every time i do anything with my boss he buys me **** like beers and food. Haha sounds like you need to get a new boss.

The trip actually went pretty well. Dinner and beer was indeed free.

This is why you're a cheap date... and you're being taken advantage of...

He got LABOR and Company out of you for just the cost of dinner..

Psht...
This is a 5 day trip. THAT IS 15 MEALS, 5 BEERS and 5 COFFEES!

Ugh.. even cheaper.. he exploited you for a week package discount at next to nothing...

hahahahahaha.. you need to raise the rate on ur girlfriend experience special..

hahahahahhahahaha

[ArchDill]

I am about to go on a 10 hour drive for work.. WITH MY BOSS!

You know every time i do anything with my boss he buys me **** like beers and food. Haha sounds like you need to get a new boss.

The trip actually went pretty well. Dinner and beer was indeed free.

This is why you're a cheap date... and you're being taken advantage of...

He got LABOR and Company out of you for just the cost of dinner..

Psht...
This is a 5 day trip. THAT IS 15 MEALS, 5 BEERS and 5 COFFEES!

Ugh.. even cheaper.. he exploited you for a week package discount at next to nothing...

hahahahahaha.. you need to raise the rate on ur girlfriend experience special..

hahahahahhahahaha

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Ahahhahahahahahahaha

[tp4tissue]

Ahahhahahahahahahaha

Just want to make sure ya'll r getting the jokes..

ya'll've seen the show right ? where frank tells zoe about not dating older men.. ??