Guys Is it possible to NOT eat enough chocolate ?

[tp4tissue]

So, Tp4 has recently been eating lots and lots of chocolate.. recently entered a position where Tp4 gets lots of free chocolate..


And so for about 2 weeks, 've been eating chocolate all day..


And...... early yesterday,  decided to cut off of the stuff, fearing EPIC FATNESS...


All of yesterday afternoon, evening, and now early morning, Tp4 has had a continuous mild headache.




Maybe caffeine withdrawal ?

[Joey Quinn]

What kind of chocolate? I personally like really dark chocolate, 85% cocoa is the best!

[YoungMichael88]

Doesn't chocolate itself have addictive properties? That or it stimulates some pleasure centre in the brain more than other sweets?

[tp4tissue]

What kind of chocolate? I personally like really dark chocolate, 85% cocoa is the best!

More particular towards milk chocolate because of the typically higher sweetness..

I like the more complex flavor of dark chocolate.. but in the end.. I felt that I enjoyed the sugar rush more than the taste.


Keep in mind.. this is Unlimited chocolate,   if one was paying for chocolate.. it'd definitely make more sense to get the complex flavored ones so you don't get bored..


 

Doesn't chocolate itself have addictive properties? That or it stimulates some pleasure centre in the brain more than other sweets?

pretty sure that's the caffeine.. haha

[Halverson]

Just get some drugs instead

[tp4tissue]

Just get some drugs instead

Tpo shy to approach all the super cool drug dealers.

[Halverson]

Just get some drugs instead

Tpo shy to approach all the super cool drug dealers.

Just follow the Silk Road

[tp4tissue]

Just get some drugs instead

Tpo shy to approach all the super cool drug dealers.

Just follow the Silk Road

incidentally,  I was just talking to someone about one of those tour trips which follow the silk road.

[noisyturtle]

Just get some drugs instead

Tpo shy to approach all the super cool drug dealers.

I keep telling you we should hang out sometime, get nice and toasted and talk about ramen ergodox and cute girls

[fohat.digs]

Unlimited Free Chocolate  =  Mind Blown

[ygor]

tp4, eat chocolate now or you will die. Thank me later.

[bmmcwhirt]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine_poisoning

[unoab]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine_poisoning

So if we estimate TP to be a 70Kg Human (we will ignore other speculation here), then he might hit the LD50 if he ate ~33-50Kg of milk  chocolate or as "little" as ~5Kg of dark chocolate...  I think we can assume he will succumb to diabetes before he dies of theobromine poisoning.

[happylacquer]

I think we can all assume TP4 is going to get hit with hardcore malnutrition and diabetes, what with all this popcorn and chocolate.

[tp4tissue]

I think we can all assume TP4 is going to get hit with hardcore malnutrition and diabetes, what with all this popcorn and chocolate.

Wild humans are not meant to live past 40 any way..

Tp4 al' natural..

[jjanssen1]

[tp4tissue]

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Dang..

Well, sugar and caffeine dependencies are absolutely real.

Therefore the combination of both addictive elements coupled with Tp4's unlimited supply certainly paints a gloomy future..


OMG.. hahaha this video is in the wiki quit chocolate link .

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[tp4tissue]

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's  been a few days now..   Haven't had any chocolate..  Having trouble staying motivated/ awake..  everything seems --Colorless-- compared to eating chocolate..

[ArchDill]

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's  been a few days now..   Haven't had any chocolate..  Having trouble staying motivated/ awake..  everything seems --Colorless-- compared to eating chocolate..



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Hang in there, buddy! I just ate some for you.

[bmmcwhirt]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine_poisoning

So if we estimate TP to be a 70Kg Human (we will ignore other speculation here), then he might hit the LD50 if he ate ~33-50Kg of milk  chocolate or as "little" as ~5Kg of dark chocolate...  I think we can assume he will succumb to diabetes before he dies of theobromine poisoning.

I'm not a fan of chocolate myself, but I wonder if theobromine poisoning could cause hallucinations at at what point side effects of it start to kick in on average. Perhaps we can use TP as a rat and run experiments on him to find out since he seems inclined to over-indulge anyway.

[Lanx]

So, Tp4 has recently been eating lots and lots of chocolate.. recently entered a position where Tp4 gets lots of free chocolate..


And so for about 2 weeks, 've been eating chocolate all day..


And...... early yesterday,  decided to cut off of the stuff, fearing EPIC FATNESS...


All of yesterday afternoon, evening, and now early morning, Tp4 has had a continuous mild headache.

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Maybe caffeine withdrawal ?

wife works for chocolate company, chocolate not the same.

Also a 50lb dog can eat 20lbs of chocolate and not die

[christopherbluford]

I personally like really dark chocolate, 85% cocoa is the best!

Agreed. I like it too. 

[tp4tissue]

I personally like really dark chocolate, 85% cocoa is the best!

Agreed. I like it too. 

increasing cocoa increases caffeine..  m0re drugs.