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meiosis's Life-Coaching and Relationship Advice
« on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 21:40:04 »
Dr. Serendipity is here to calm your qualms.

The doctor is in

Take a seat on the black leather couch and tell me your woes.
« Last Edit: Sat, 31 March 2018, 22:29:33 by meiosis »
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Re: Serendipity's Free Life-coaching Service and Relationship Advice
« Reply #1 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 21:47:01 »
qualm my calms dr wang

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« Reply #2 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 21:47:47 »
qualm my calms dr wang

you need to detox
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Re: Serendipity's Free Life-coaching Service and Relationship Advice
« Reply #3 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 21:52:11 »
dang

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Re: Serendipity's Free Life-coaching Service and Relationship Advice
« Reply #5 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:07:56 »
Dear Dr. Serendipity-

I'm unhappy and lost.
What should I do?

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Re: Serendipity's Free Life-coaching Service and Relationship Advice
« Reply #6 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:12:59 »
deer dor. serendipity,

please I need a help. A gril ask me to movie with her and her frens. I want sex this gril, I want sex her BAD. My qwestion is shud I sex her only or sex her frens to?

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Re: Serendipity's Free Life-coaching Service and Relationship Advice
« Reply #7 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:19:47 »
My dog won't stop barking, need halp nao.

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« Reply #8 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:51:01 »
Dear Dr. Serendipity-

I'm unhappy and lost.
What should I do?

Sad in San Francisco

Well chances are you work a 9-5 job and pay over $1500 in rent even if you are sharing, possibly find something that is less erratic even if it means living a little further away.

That and it's just damn depressing in the Bay.
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« Reply #9 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:51:22 »
deer dor. serendipity,

please I need a help. A gril ask me to movie with her and her frens. I want sex this gril, I want sex her BAD. My qwestion is shud I sex her only or sex her frens to?

horne butt tempid en mid east

when it doubt wrap it.
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Re: Serendipity's Free Life-coaching Service and Relationship Advice
« Reply #10 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:51:49 »
My dog won't stop barking, need halp nao.

Have you considered getting a wolf instead?
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« Reply #11 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:52:13 »
you need to detox
not that tho
theres the highs and then theres the lows.
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Re: Serendipity's Free Life-coaching Service and Relationship Advice
« Reply #12 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:56:09 »
If I'm a 3D, but she a 2D
How?
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« Reply #13 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:58:50 »
If I'm a 3D, but she a 2D
How?
Tasukete, Seren-chan!

Have you considered getting a dragon maid?
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« Reply #14 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:01:55 »
If I'm a 3D, but she a 2D
How?
Tasukete, Seren-chan!

Have you considered getting a dragon maid?
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That's not it tho... I'm not talking about D for Dragon... I mean it's like we're in two completely different worlds.
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« Reply #15 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:04:07 »
If I'm a 3D, but she a 2D
How?
Tasukete, Seren-chan!

Have you considered getting a dragon maid?
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That's not it tho... I'm not talking about D for Dragon... I mean it's like we're in two completely different worlds.
Mayo-13 kun... onegaishimasu!

my colleague clacktalk is more experienced in 2d fantasies than I am. You might have better luck pming him.
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« Reply #16 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:05:02 »
Please be careful, last time I followed Doc Seren I ended up in jail naked with clacktalk.
Hi :)

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« Reply #17 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:08:53 »
Please be careful, last time I followed Doc Seren I ended up in jail naked with clacktalk.

you said surprise me
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« Reply #18 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:33:03 »
Please be careful, last time I followed Doc Seren I ended up in jail naked with clacktalk.

you said surprise me

Thats true, we did have the time of our lives <3
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« Reply #19 on: Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:59:55 »
Please be careful, last time I followed Doc Seren I ended up in jail naked with clacktalk.

you said surprise me

Thats true, we did have the time of our lives <3
When you were young
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« Reply #20 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 00:11:15 »
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« Reply #21 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 00:53:46 »
can u b my addy daddy ?

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« Reply #22 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 01:11:22 »
My Sea Monkeys are trying to assassinate their King. Helmet or flak jacket? Which would will protect me the best?
You the bottom beach you will be fine where you are

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« Reply #23 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 01:11:55 »
can u b my addy daddy ?
Call me daddy meio
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Re: Serendipity's Life-Coaching and Relationship Advice
« Reply #24 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 02:45:24 »
diary of a clacktalk

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Re: Serendipity's Life-Coaching and Relationship Advice
« Reply #26 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 05:06:08 »
I want to start playing Runescape again, should I do it?
Can we get them to build the Alps ten feet higher and get Cherry to pay for it?
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« Reply #27 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 05:08:04 »
I want to start playing Runescape again, should I do it?

only if you play old school
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« Reply #28 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 06:14:43 »
deer doct serendipity,

i has very dry skin. it is so dry that when i make mush-mush tyme with Francine, my self-wetting bottom pillow, she es liek skeletor from seconds inside. i has trying all thing from lotion an oil to war against this srs issue butt no cure is fund. pleasant doct, plees sent a halp. my wee wee es like a opposite thirst-making air vacuum that sucking.

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« Reply #29 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 07:35:45 »
I want to start playing Runescape again, should I do it?

only if you play old school

Bah.
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« Reply #30 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 13:19:56 »
My Sea Monkeys are trying to assassinate their King. Helmet or flak jacket? Which would will protect me the best?
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« Reply #31 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:00:14 »
Why do I go poo so much?

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« Reply #32 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:17:13 »
Why do I go poo so much?

Cause you're full of ****

Ayyyyyyyy

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« Reply #34 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:41:58 »
Why do I go poo so much?

Cause you're full of ****

Ayyyyyyyy

Ayyyy!!!!
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« Reply #36 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:50:33 »
Why do I go poo so much?

Cause you're full of ****

Ayyyyyyyy

Ayyyy!!!!
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« Reply #37 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:55:39 »
Why do I go poo so much?

Cause you're full of ****

Ayyyyyyyy

Ayyyy!!!!
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honestly, geekhack can only go up from here.. 

sigh........... hahahaha

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dang

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« Reply #38 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:56:37 »
Why do I go poo so much?

Cause you're full of ****

Ayyyyyyyy

Ayyyy!!!!
Lamao

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honestly, geekhack can only go up from here.. 

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dang
Think he meant to quote me

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Re: Serendipity's Life-Coaching and Relationship Advice
« Reply #39 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:57:03 »
Why do I go poo so much?

Cause you're full of ****

Ayyyyyyyy

Ayyyy!!!!
Lamao

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honestly, geekhack can only go up from here.. 

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Re: Serendipity's Life-Coaching and Relationship Advice
« Reply #40 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 21:00:22 »
How can I date if I love keebs?


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« Reply #42 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 21:17:42 »
We're all cyberfriends of the Geekhack keep, I'll go to war for you.

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« Reply #45 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 22:25:57 »
How can I date if I love keebs?

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« Reply #47 on: Fri, 21 April 2017, 23:36:26 »
The doctor is in. Friday night and too tired to go out so let me do you for you
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« Reply #48 on: Fri, 21 April 2017, 23:50:11 »
The doctor is in. Friday night and too tired to go out so let me do you for you

Listening to Joy Division and drinking wine...

Should I try online dating or just become a potato farmer?  :-\
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« Reply #49 on: Fri, 21 April 2017, 23:50:44 »
The doctor is in. Friday night and too tired to go out so let me do you for you

Listening to Joy Division and drinking wine...

Should I try online dating or just become a potato farmer?  :-\


Why not both..

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