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So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« on: Mon, 11 February 2019, 01:07:27 »
And the person goes and sets themselves up at a nice little table. The setup is a whole ordeal! First the bag, then the laptop, the keyboard, the books, a nice drink, the whole 9 yards. So they get a USB SanDisk Cruzer plugged in to the laptop, and boot into their favorite flavor of Linux. Theyíre logging in to their user account and they use the laptop keyboard.
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Re: So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« Reply #1 on: Mon, 11 February 2019, 05:46:41 »
And then get asked to leave for drinking in the book warehouse.

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Re: So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« Reply #2 on: Mon, 11 February 2019, 07:30:15 »
And then get asked to leave for drinking in the book warehouse.


Tree killer warehouse smell nice.

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Re: So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« Reply #3 on: Mon, 11 February 2019, 07:44:41 »
So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a bar...
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Re: So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« Reply #4 on: Mon, 11 February 2019, 18:07:12 »
So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a bar...

Question: was the bar showing Won't You Be My Neighbor?  Because, I would like to go to their.
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Re: So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« Reply #5 on: Mon, 11 February 2019, 20:15:18 »
So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a space bar ...
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But thatís incorrect. Itís in HHKBís slogan, but when Americaís cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« Reply #7 on: Mon, 11 February 2019, 20:23:01 »
So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a space bar ...


Where's the picard ?.. he owes me money.

Picard shot first!
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But thatís incorrect. Itís in HHKBís slogan, but when Americaís cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 12 February 2019, 00:48:18 »
So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a spacebar....


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Re: So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 12 February 2019, 01:28:17 »
So a keyboard enthusiast walks in to a space-bar ...
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Re: So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 12 February 2019, 03:59:56 »
So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a space bar ...

Best geek dad joke of the year...

You have 10.5 months to best it.
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Re: So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 12 February 2019, 07:26:49 »
So a keyboard enthusiast walks in to a space-bar ...

So a keyboard enthusiast walks in to a space-bar...and loses control. The enthusiast wants to tap that fine looking lady but she says you're not my type. He decides to take a pause/break - this is getting too much. Patience is key. Time to go home but I will return. The space-bar had 4 directions and only one escape. Total fire hazard.
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Re: So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« Reply #12 on: Tue, 12 February 2019, 07:38:23 »
Best geek dad joke of the year...

You have 10.5 months to best it.

We might as well Delete the whole thread.
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Re: So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« Reply #13 on: Tue, 12 February 2019, 10:47:03 »
So a keyboard enthusiast walks in to a space-bar ...

So a keyboard enthusiast walks in to a space-bar...and loses control. The enthusiast wants to tap that fine looking lady but she says you're not my type. He decides to take a pause/break - this is getting too much. Patience is key. Time to go home but I will return. The space-bar had 4 directions and only one escape. Total fire hazard.

Too real ;_;
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Re: So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« Reply #14 on: Tue, 12 February 2019, 19:59:26 »
Best geek dad joke of the year...

You have 10.5 months to best it.

We might as well Delete the whole thread.

There is no escape.

My keybaord is faulty.
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But thatís incorrect. Itís in HHKBís slogan, but when Americaís cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« Reply #15 on: Tue, 12 February 2019, 22:45:07 »
Best geek dad joke of the year...

You have 10.5 months to best it.

We might as well Delete the whole thread.

There is no escape.

My keybaord is faulty.

what color was it ?

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Re: So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« Reply #16 on: Wed, 13 February 2019, 07:24:30 »

There is no escape.

My keybaord is faulty.

what color was it ?


I think it was teal.
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Re: So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a Library.
« Reply #18 on: Wed, 13 February 2019, 19:47:07 »
Best geek dad joke of the year...

You have 10.5 months to best it.

We might as well Delete the whole thread.

There is no escape.

My keybaord is faulty.

what color was it ?


The same colour as all the other keycaps.
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But thatís incorrect. Itís in HHKBís slogan, but when Americaís cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

NEC APC-H4100E | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED red | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED green | Link 900243-08 | CM QFR MX black | KeyCool 87 white MX reds | HHKB 2 Pro | Model M 02-Mar-1993 | Model M 29-Nov-1995 | CM Trigger (broken) | CM QFS MX green | Ducky DK9087 Shine 3 TKL Yellow Edition MX black | Lexmark SSK 21-Apr-1994 | IBM SSK 13-Oct-1987 | CODE TKL MX clear | Model M 122 01-Jun-1988

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