Author Topic: Let's talk about facial hair. (Read 12897 times)

Internetlad · « **on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 11:44:56 »

Who has it! What kind do you have? Van Dyke? Full beard? Simply Sideburns? Full on Mutton Chops! Neckbeards for you Linux. . . Enthusiasts?

I never really grew out my beard until about a year ago. I've got a Van Dyke thing going on off and on. I've grown it out about 3 times over the past year. I have this weird little place near the corners of my mouth where my hair doesn't fully come in, and right under my chin i don't get the little strap. Kind of sad but other than that it comes in okay.

I'm not really experienced with shaving it so the main reason I shaved down to bare skin the first two times is that I irreparably shaved in too far

It can be a real hassle to keep it looking good and even when I only shave with my right hand. I've seen products that you hold up to your face as kind of a guideline about where to shave, and I know it's retarded but i'll be honest, I've considered it.

Anyways that's my story, feel free to post pics, questions or comments about facial hair!

sth · « **Reply #1 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 11:46:06 »

i got shafted by both sides of my family so my facial hair just looks like bad high school memories. i only have to shave twice a week though.

longweight · « **Reply #2 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 11:46:52 »

I'm rocking my best attempt at a full beard, are we posting pictures?

The_Beast · « **Reply #3 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 11:47:23 »

Quote from: sth on Wed, 26 September 2012, 11:46:06

i got shafted by both sides of my family so my facial hair just looks like bad high school memories. i only have to shave twice a week though.

Same here, I only shave once a week. The only person who really gets any facial hair is my brother but it's only on his neck lol

Internetlad · « **Reply #4 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 11:47:55 »

attached snapshot for the ladies. (sorry, i'm taken.)

EDIT: Wasn't expecting such a beard party! I was thinking this would be the second post haha.

Yeah feel free to post pics if you want. It's a free-for-all, facial hair style.

hashbaz · « **Reply #5 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 11:54:34 »

Ok beard throwdown time. Can any of you Justin Biebers top this?

Kellybear · « **Reply #6 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 12:01:41 »

I want to braid it. :l

tp4tissue · « **Reply #7 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 12:02:36 »

Quote from: hashbaz on Wed, 26 September 2012, 11:54:34

Ok beard throwdown time. Can any of you Justin Biebers top this?

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I had an inkling that this is what most geek-hackers looked like. I was right.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #8 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 12:04:23 »

Quote from: Internetlad on Wed, 26 September 2012, 11:47:55

attached snapshot for the ladies. (sorry, i'm taken.)

EDIT: Wasn't expecting such a beard party! I was thinking this would be the second post haha.

Yeah feel free to post pics if you want. It's a free-for-all, facial hair style.

Do you work at a computer store? or are you stockpiling laptops for the zombie apocalypse.

hashbaz · « **Reply #9 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 12:06:38 »

Quote from: Kellybear on Wed, 26 September 2012, 12:01:41

I want to braid it. :l

I did braid and pin it for quite some time to make it look smaller while I grew it out.

Internetlad · « **Reply #10 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 12:22:43 »

Quote from: hashbaz on Wed, 26 September 2012, 11:54:34

Ok beard throwdown time. Can any of you Justin Biebers top this?

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Hashbaz makes his living as a lumberjack & linux professional & championship bear wrestler

Never stop, Geekhack.

tjcaustin · « **Reply #11 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 16:13:22 »

Quote from: Internetlad on Wed, 26 September 2012, 12:22:43

Quote from: hashbaz on Wed, 26 September 2012, 11:54:34
Ok beard throwdown time. Can any of you Justin Biebers top this?

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Hashbaz makes his living as a lumberjack & linux professional & championship bear wrestler

Never stop, Geekhack.

Hooray for another man-bearder. I don't want to crash the site though, so I won't post to compare.

WRXChris · « **Reply #12 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 16:32:08 »

oh cool, a beard thread, I can contribute to that!

Internetlad · « **Reply #13 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 16:42:16 »

Quote from: WRXChris on Wed, 26 September 2012, 16:32:08

oh cool, a beard thread, I can contribute to that!
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How long did it take you to grow that out?

Quote from: tjcaustin on Wed, 26 September 2012, 16:13:22

I don't want to crash the site though, so I won't post to compare.

Spoilsport

WRXChris · « **Reply #14 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 16:46:15 »

The hair has been growing for over 1.5 years; the beard was started maybe 8-9 months ago but I trim it frequently (my facial hair is too coarse and rigid for comfort when extra long)!

hashbaz · « **Reply #15 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 17:11:10 »

DOES NOT COMPUTE
Abort, retry, fail?

WRXChris · « **Reply #16 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 17:14:32 »

lol moonprismpwr drew that for me! the pink bow was her artistic touch, and I felt that it was fitting since my dog's name is Peach and was named after Princess Peach from Mario Bros. (whose color happens to be pink!)

neeb · « **Reply #17 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 17:45:22 »

I'm not really sure what you would call it I just have a little hair on my chin. I don't like having an actual beard; I trim it when it gets a little long, but just a little somethin somethin looks good i think xD

tp4tissue · « **Reply #18 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 21:09:01 »

Quote from: WRXChris on Wed, 26 September 2012, 16:32:08

oh cool, a beard thread, I can contribute to that!
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Are you a pot dealer???

SmallFry · « **Reply #19 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 21:28:49 »

Join the club...I can barely grow anything... Hope it's just the high school bug. I want sideburns into a well maintained goatee type thing.

demik · « **Reply #20 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 21:41:43 »

WRXChris looks like hash and alaric's love child.

true story

BLJ Consulting · « **Reply #21 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 22:19:06 »

i dont know what i expected to find clicking on this thread but it is equal parts awesome and disturbing;

WRXChris · « **Reply #22 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 22:24:40 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 26 September 2012, 21:09:01

Quote from: WRXChris on Wed, 26 September 2012, 16:32:08
oh cool, a beard thread, I can contribute to that!
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Are you a pot dealer???

lol whut? i have no idea what you thought you saw on my messy counter, so I'm gonna take your comment as a negative stereotype based on my appearance! >:D
This is what you are looking at (sans power brick):

The_Beast · « **Reply #23 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 22:31:58 »

You remind me of Seth Green ^___^

AKIMbO · « **Reply #24 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 23:07:00 »

Pot dealer :-0

It's worse....he's clearly addicted to stimulants...look at the big coffee pot on his counter. And that glue....Elmers glue clearly has no other use than for sniffing.

/sarcasm

I can't grow a beard....I end up looking like a pre pubescent French man with a 5 o clock shadow.

The_Beast · « **Reply #25 on:** Wed, 26 September 2012, 23:07:34 »

Quote from: AKIMbO on Wed, 26 September 2012, 23:07:00

I can't grow a beard....I end up looking like a pre pubescent French man with a 5 o clock shadow.

sexy

Internetlad · « **Reply #26 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 03:37:46 »

Quote from: AKIMbO on Wed, 26 September 2012, 23:07:00

I can't grow a beard....I end up looking like a pre pubescent French man with a 5 o clock shadow.

mon dieu! grow that bad boy out tout suite.

longweight · « **Reply #27 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 05:11:54 »

Here is my attempt.

Internetlad · « **Reply #28 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 05:47:21 »

Quote from: longweight on Thu, 27 September 2012, 05:11:54

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Longweight is Tom Hardy.

Mind=Blown

longweight · « **Reply #29 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 05:57:08 »

Who is Tom Hardy?

alaricljs · « **Reply #30 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 09:02:55 »

Seems Tom needs to clean up if that's the case

Pic and stuff

JustCallMeCrash · « **Reply #31 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 09:20:34 »

This thread is a great idea. Here's a pic of my wife and I from around May. I keep it this length most of the time, but it does get considerably bushier in the winter.

EDIT: It doesn't want to upload. I'll work on it.

EDIT2: Got it.

JustCallMeCrash · « **Reply #32 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 09:34:53 »

Quote from: WRXChris on Wed, 26 September 2012, 16:32:08

oh cool, a beard thread, I can contribute to that!
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That's crazy, you look EXACTLY like my cousin John. I mean, I would probably walk up to you in the street mistakenly. Doppelganger.

Internetlad · « **Reply #33 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 11:52:02 »

Quote from: longweight on Thu, 27 September 2012, 05:57:08

Who is Tom Hardy?

Played Bane in the new Batman movie, but he wears facial hair off-camera

alaricljs posted a link to a pic.

jwaz · « **Reply #34 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 12:17:40 »

moustache, RIP.

neeb · « **Reply #35 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 12:39:49 »

Quote from: SmallFry on Wed, 26 September 2012, 21:28:49

Join the club...I can barely grow anything... Hope it's just the high school bug. I want sideburns into a well maintained goatee type thing.

Your time will come, young grasshopper xD

Quote from: BLJ Consulting on Wed, 26 September 2012, 22:19:06

i dont know what i expected to find clicking on this thread but it is equal parts awesome and disturbing;

lmao!

tjcaustin · « **Reply #36 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 13:28:09 »

Quote from: Internetlad on Thu, 27 September 2012, 11:52:02

Quote from: longweight on Thu, 27 September 2012, 05:57:08
Who is Tom Hardy?

Played Bane in the new Batman movie, but he wears facial hair off-camera

alaricljs posted a link to a pic.

He was also the clone Picard in Nemesis. But I doubt many people would remember that one.

JustCallMeCrash · « **Reply #37 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 13:33:17 »

Quote from: tjcaustin on Thu, 27 September 2012, 13:28:09

Quote from: Internetlad on Thu, 27 September 2012, 11:52:02
Quote from: longweight on Thu, 27 September 2012, 05:57:08
Who is Tom Hardy?

Played Bane in the new Batman movie, but he wears facial hair off-camera

alaricljs posted a link to a pic.

He was also the clone Picard in Nemesis. But I doubt many people would remember that one.

Oh! Oh! I do. That was the first thing I said when I heard his name associated with the DKR movie. Great stuff.

YoungMichael88 · « **Reply #38 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 13:41:53 »

I got the beard down pat but the mustache doesn't grow on the sides so if I try to grow it out I end up looking like a member of the 3rd Reich circa 1933 - '45.

Halverson · « **Reply #39 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 13:46:11 »

Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Thu, 27 September 2012, 13:41:53

I got the beard down pat but the mustache doesn't grow on the sides so if I try to grow it out I end up looking like a member of the 3rd Reich circa 1933 - '45.

I know you have a beautiful red beard! Post a photo YM!

YoungMichael88 · « **Reply #40 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 14:35:18 »

Quote from: Halverson on Thu, 27 September 2012, 13:46:11

Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Thu, 27 September 2012, 13:41:53
I got the beard down pat but the mustache doesn't grow on the sides so if I try to grow it out I end up looking like a member of the 3rd Reich circa 1933 - '45.

I know you have a beautiful red beard! Post a photo YM!

OH CANADA!!!

tjcaustin · « **Reply #41 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 18:08:12 »

How is it that every beard in here has been a ginger beard?

SmallFry · « **Reply #42 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 18:15:13 »

I'm not sure...wait...my soul! JK! I'd post mine, but since it's blonde it doesn't come up on camera too well...

neeb · « **Reply #43 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 19:09:11 »

Quote from: tjcaustin on Thu, 27 September 2012, 18:08:12

How is it that every beard in here has been a ginger beard?

Gingers are pro man! I'm not a ginger but my girlfriend is, I love it. (erm, for the record, she doesn't have a beard! lmao)

tjcaustin · « **Reply #44 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 19:15:51 »

I'm a fan of ginger girls, too.

JustCallMeCrash · « **Reply #45 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 19:52:43 »

My beard gets coppery in the summer from the sun, but when I trim it for the last time each year (around the beginning of September), it stays dark until the following summer. I have a streak running from the left corner of my mouth down (widening as it goes) under my chin... weird.

JustCallMeCrash · « **Reply #46 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 19:56:30 »

This belongs here:
http://laughingsquid.com/campfire-cologne-a-red-box-of-sticks-to-waft-smoke-into-your-beard/

alaricljs · « **Reply #47 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 20:41:48 »

My beard has hints of red... but these days the grey coming into it is far more noticeable. Apparently I'll be just like the rest of the family men in that I keep my head of hair and my facial hair is greying early.

hashbaz · « **Reply #48 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 21:45:12 »

My wife calls me Johnny Redbeard. It is quite red in sunlight. My wife is a redhead too.

SmallFry · « **Reply #49 on:** Thu, 27 September 2012, 22:29:19 »

Also a fan of ginger babes, granted my favorite color is red...

Edit: My mother swears that my totally blonde goatee thing hints red. I can't see it...

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Author Topic: Let's talk about facial hair. (Read 12897 times)