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Re: Did you know you can buy Uranium on Amazon?
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 17:54:36 »
So?
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Re: Did you know you can buy Uranium on Amazon?
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 17:57:22 »
If only I had the ability to weaponize it...then the ability to fire missiles. Then I would get invaded by a joint US/UK task force ;D
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Re: Did you know you can buy Uranium on Amazon?
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 17:58:42 »
If only I had the ability to weaponize it...then the ability to fire missiles. Then I would get invaded by a joint US/UK task force ;D

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Re: Did you know you can buy Uranium on Amazon?
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 17:59:14 »
It has some hilarious reviews, and so do all those recommended products below it.

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Re: Did you know you can buy Uranium on Amazon?
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 18:26:57 »
So?

Just think it's funny is all.

It has some hilarious reviews, and so do all those recommended products below it.

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Re: Did you know you can buy Uranium on Amazon?
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 19:03:09 »
I think we should make it illegal so people won't be able to get it.

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Re: Did you know you can buy Uranium on Amazon?
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 19:58:24 »
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Re: Did you know you can buy Uranium on Amazon?
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 20:02:23 »
Man, some of those product reviews are too much! The banana bunker, oh my!

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Re: Did you know you can buy Uranium on Amazon?
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 20:11:25 »
Spoilsport time!

It is actually perfectly legal to own U238 in small amounts (I believe with license). U238 is the most abundant type of Uranium and is completely useless for weapons manufacturing. This is probably U-238. Perfectly legitimate Uranium.

Those reviews are pretty hilarious.
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Re: Did you know you can buy Uranium on Amazon?
« Reply #12 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 21:00:17 »
Actually, no. Even depleted uranium is tightly controlled, just as is thorium, because both can be turned into fissionable substances by being exposed to neutrons.

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Re: Did you know you can buy Uranium on Amazon?
« Reply #13 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 21:26:40 »
I need some of this.
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Re: Did you know you can buy Uranium on Amazon?
« Reply #14 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 21:27:18 »

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Re: Did you know you can buy Uranium on Amazon?
« Reply #15 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 21:40:32 »
They're just normal rocks with a small amount of uranium like the kinds found in basements that give off radon.

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Re: Did you know you can buy Uranium on Amazon?
« Reply #16 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 21:41:20 »
My old roommate had a deactivated depleted uranium tank shell he kept in his bathroom. It was a nice conversation piece.

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Re: Did you know you can buy Uranium on Amazon?
« Reply #17 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 23:01:40 »
Sooooo... when is the group buy for uranium Esc keys?

They would be the bomb.