So week ago for some unbelievable reason, my glasses just broke, while sitting on my nose...
Simply frame snapped...
I went to arrange new glasses, which are coming today/tomorrow. I'm using a spare/emergency pair of glasses for now, which are not ideal, as made 8 years ago, but my vision did not change drastically, so they are ok.
This morning I woke up and reached for my spare glasses that I always keep at the bed table. I keep a bottle of water next to the table/bed, on the floor. This morning missus woke up earlier than me and for some reason she picked up my bottle and put it on the bed table. She put it between me and my glasses...
So, I reached, hit the bottle with my hand, bottle fell over, hit spare glasses, broke glasses frame.
So now I have no glasses, I'm blind as a bat and waiting for optician to call that new ones are ready for collection.
By the way, wife still breathes, I did not kill her, I'm an introvert

P.S.
Few days ago I turned 45. That day, again for no reason, I broke a huge carving knife (was spreading a butter over a slice of bread, I dont know, maybe I pressed too hard...), broke ketchup lid just by trying to open it and also a shower lever, just by rotating it. ON SAME DAY.
Now I'm scared to touch anything or take in my hands...