The "Ask a professional mexican" thread

[SpAmRaY]

How do we know if Demik is even actually mexican....He could be making it all up...

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just like your ergodox tp...

[ideus]

How do we know if Demik is even actually mexican....He could be making it all up...

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Well, Considering that Demik referred habanero as a common chile, that makes him suspiciously unaware of Mexican cuisine. LOL!  :p

[demik]

How do we know if Demik is even actually mexican....He could be making it all up...

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Well, Considering that Demik referred habanero as a common chile, that makes him suspiciously unaware of Mexican cuisine. LOL!  :p

I actually don't like Mexican food tbh. But I love food from Yucatan.

[tp4tissue]

How do we know if Demik is even actually mexican....He could be making it all up...

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Well, Considering that Demik referred habanero as a common chile, that makes him suspiciously unaware of Mexican cuisine. LOL!  :p

I actually don't like Mexican food tbh. But I love food from Yucatan.

so, essentially.. you mean your mexican powers have been diluted.

[ideus]

How do we know if Demik is even actually mexican....He could be making it all up...

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Well, Considering that Demik referred habanero as a common chile, that makes him suspiciously unaware of Mexican cuisine. LOL!  :p

I actually don't like Mexican food tbh. But I love food from Yucatan.

Well that makes a lot of sense, that explains why you consider habanero a common chili. Cocina Yucateca has strong and nice flavors no other Mexican regional cuisines have. Besides, when visiting Cancún you can enjoy authentic dishes of cocina yucateca, just an added bonus to those crystal clear waters. My family wants to go to Cancún this year, ouch, I'd pass some of the GB to save some money for that trip.  :)

[demik]

How do we know if Demik is even actually mexican....He could be making it all up...

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Well, Considering that Demik referred habanero as a common chile, that makes him suspiciously unaware of Mexican cuisine. LOL!  :p

I actually don't like Mexican food tbh. But I love food from Yucatan.

Well that makes a lot of sense, that explains why you consider habanero a common chili. Cocina Yucateca has strong and nice flavors no other Mexican regional cuisines have. Besides, when visiting Cancún you can enjoy authentic dishes of cocina yucateca, just an added bonus to those crystal clear waters. My family wants to go to Cancún this year, ouch, I'd pass some of the GB to save some money for that trip.  :)

My mom is actually in Playa del Carmen right now.

[Dubsgalore]

what's your opinion on Moe's

Come again?

Moe's southwestern Grill? love dat ish, but all my latino friends hate it

[ideus]

How do we know if Demik is even actually mexican....He could be making it all up...

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Well, Considering that Demik referred habanero as a common chile, that makes him suspiciously unaware of Mexican cuisine. LOL!  :p

I actually don't like Mexican food tbh. But I love food from Yucatan.

Well that makes a lot of sense, that explains why you consider habanero a common chili. Cocina Yucateca has strong and nice flavors no other Mexican regional cuisines have. Besides, when visiting Cancún you can enjoy authentic dishes of cocina yucateca, just an added bonus to those crystal clear waters. My family wants to go to Cancún this year, ouch, I'd pass some of the GB to save some money for that trip.  :)

My mom is actually in Playa del Carmen right now.

Very warm and sunny one. Playa del Carmen Campeche.

[Halverson]

Am I a guero?

[demik]

Si. Mucho guerro

[Wildcard]

Whats your favorite food?

And do you wish the group buys were also done in Pesos?

[jalaj]

Please elaborate what the term professional mexican means in your context.

Thanks for bringing up Corona Familiar, thought it was the same beer as our typical Coronas (crap). The dark bottle does prevent light from altering the taste, thus the difference in taste between the Extra and Familiar. Will have to try it out now.

[demik]

Whats your favorite food?

And do you wish the group buys were also done in Pesos?

i like bbq ribs!

and it wouldn't matter since i'd have to convert USD to pesos. would probably be cheaper to pay in USD.

Please elaborate what the term professional mexican means in your context.

Thanks for bringing up Corona Familiar, thought it was the same beer as our typical Coronas (crap). The dark bottle does prevent light from altering the taste, thus the difference in taste between the Extra and Familiar. Will have to try it out now.

Dude, Corona Familiar is where it's at! And yeah, I've heard the clear bottle gives it the skunk taste that extra has. Which is why I avoid almost all mexican beers.

i'm just a pro!

[ideus]

Am I a guero?

Proper spelling: Güero. whith those silly dots over the "u"

[quickcrx702]

Micheladas are the ****.  I use Modelo, lime, tapatio, clamato, worcestershire sauce, and rim the glass with Tajin.  If I want to get there quicker I'll add some Don Julio, but that's kind of a waste of good tequila.  It seems like every Mexican has a different recipe, but the one I listed is my favorite.  How do you make yours?

[vivalarevolución]

Do you love Jarritos soda?

[tp4tissue]

Do you love Jarritos soda?

I thought it was Fanta?

[tgujay]

Do you love Jarritos soda?

I thought it was Fanta?

Don'tcha wanna?

[demik]

Micheladas are the ****.  I use Modelo, lime, tapatio, clamato, worcestershire sauce, and rim the glass with Tajin.  If I want to get there quicker I'll add some Don Julio, but that's kind of a waste of good tequila.  It seems like every Mexican has a different recipe, but the one I listed is my favorite.  How do you make yours?

Do you love Jarritos soda?

And with these two question I find out I'm a fake Mexican .

I dislike both >.>

[tgujay]

Hey everybody!  Demiks a phony!  A big fat phony!

[demik]

DONT LOOK AT ME

[inteli722]

DONT LOOK AT ME

*stares at demilk*

When did you learn you had to like certain things to be Mexican instead of it being a racial background thing?

[demik]

DONT LOOK AT ME

*stares at demilk*

When did you learn you had to like certain things to be Mexican instead of it being a racial background thing?

ITT

[paicrai]

Ever shot somebody holding a gun sideways?

[demik]

Ever shot somebody holding a gun sideways?

safe to say i haven't.

i never understood the point in that though, stupid gangsters.

[quickcrx702]

Ever shot somebody holding a gun sideways?

safe to say i haven't.

i never understood the point in that though, stupid gangsters.

Do you rep Sur or Norte?  Shooting sideways will increase the likelihood of you getting hit with hot shell casings when they eject, unless you use a revolver, but those aren't "cool."

[demik]

neither, but i'm from so cal so i guess you'd say sureño

[eth0s]

Is it true that Jesucristo was actually a Mexican living in Palestine?

Also, why are baby goats so cute, and yet so delicious in my barbacoa taco?

[demik]

Is it true that Jesucristo was actually a Mexican living in Palestine?

Also, why are baby goats so cute, and yet so delicious in my barbacoa taco?

1) never met the guy
2) that's just the way of life

[tp4tissue]

Is it true that Jesucristo was actually a Mexican living in Palestine?

Also, why are baby goats so cute, and yet so delicious in my barbacoa taco?

1) never met the guy
2) that's just the way of life

What words do you have to say towards the-Aspiring-Mexicans...

[demik]

Is it true that Jesucristo was actually a Mexican living in Palestine?

Also, why are baby goats so cute, and yet so delicious in my barbacoa taco?

1) never met the guy
2) that's just the way of life

What words do you have to say towards the-Aspiring-Mexicans...

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**** the police

you got new emoticons? weak, i like your bunnys better

[Input Nirvana]

Is there anything Mexican about Pink Taco?

[demik]

best taco

[tp4tissue]

Is it true that Jesucristo was actually a Mexican living in Palestine?

Also, why are baby goats so cute, and yet so delicious in my barbacoa taco?

1) never met the guy
2) that's just the way of life

What words do you have to say towards the-Aspiring-Mexicans...

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**** the police

you got new emoticons? weak, i like your bunnys better

I've noticed in asian forums, they use emoticons quite liberally..   Perhaps I am just following roots..

[meiosis]

I don't drink corona because it tastes like ****. But to the best of my knowledge it's there to mask the horrible taste. Drink Corona familiar. Tastes better.

Usted es falsa!
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Jilbertos v Albertos v Santana's

[tp4tissue]

I don't drink corona because it tastes like ****. But to the best of my knowledge it's there to mask the horrible taste. Drink Corona familiar. Tastes better.

Usted es falsa!
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Jilbertos v Albertos v Santana's

Is there really a "fixed" mexicans-drink-this  concept?  All the ones I've met in the states arn't picky at all with alcohol, they'll drink anything that gets them drunk..

[Input Nirvana]

I don't drink corona because it tastes like ****. But to the best of my knowledge it's there to mask the horrible taste. Drink Corona familiar. Tastes better.

Usted es falsa!
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Jilbertos v Albertos v Santana's

Is there really a "fixed" mexicans-drink-this  concept?  All the ones I've met in the states arn't picky at all with alcohol, they'll drink anything that gets them drunk..

Sort of the "Russians drink vodka" or more brand specific like "American Indians drink Lysol" thought line?

[iri]

I don't drink corona because it tastes like ****. But to the best of my knowledge it's there to mask the horrible taste. Drink Corona familiar. Tastes better.

Usted es falsa!
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Jilbertos v Albertos v Santana's

Is there really a "fixed" mexicans-drink-this  concept?  All the ones I've met in the states arn't picky at all with alcohol, they'll drink anything that gets them drunk..

Sort of the "Russians drink bathtub cleaning detergent"

[IvanIvanovich]

When you transition from professional to SUPER Mexican... do you disguise yourself as luchador or mariachi?

[paicrai]

Ever shot somebody holding a gun sideways?

safe to say i haven't.

i never understood the point in that though, stupid gangsters.

I don't get the point either. If you're so determined to kill or threaten somebody, HOLD your ****ing gun.

[demik]

When you transition from professional to SUPER Mexican... do you disguise yourself as luchador or mariachi?

Both. I play my own intro music

[ideus]

When you transition from professional to SUPER Mexican... do you disguise yourself as luchador or mariachi?

Both. I play my own intro music

Jalisco's Mariachis are known to wear mariachi suit during day, and miniskirt and heels in the night. 

[demik]

When you transition from professional to SUPER Mexican... do you disguise yourself as luchador or mariachi?

Both. I play my own intro music

Jalisco's Mariachis are known to wear mariachi suit during day, and miniskirt and heels in the night. 

Manliest men come out of jalisco. So manly they only date each other.

[ideus]

When you transition from professional to SUPER Mexican... do you disguise yourself as luchador or mariachi?

Both. I play my own intro music

Jalisco's Mariachis are known to wear mariachi suit during day, and miniskirt and heels in the night. 

Manliest men come out of jalisco. So manly they only date each other.

Mm, thanks God you are from Yucatán, far and away from Jalisco.

[demik]

not that there is anything wrong with that!

[Input Nirvana]

When you transition from professional to SUPER Mexican... do you disguise yourself as luchador or mariachi?

Both. I play my own intro music

I've thought if we met one day, your entrance would be proceeded by theme music. What would that music be?

[demik]

When you transition from professional to SUPER Mexican... do you disguise yourself as luchador or mariachi?

Both. I play my own intro music

I've thought if we met one day, your entrance would be proceeded by theme music. What would that music be?

truth be told, when apple introduced the remote app that let you control itunes with your phone.. i played

whenever i got near my front door and my phone picked up my wifi signal.

then i thought about how sad that was and stopped.

[Input Nirvana]

When you transition from professional to SUPER Mexican... do you disguise yourself as luchador or mariachi?

Both. I play my own intro music

I've thought if we met one day, your entrance would be proceeded by theme music. What would that music be?

truth be told, when apple introduced the remote app that let you control itunes with your phone.. i played

whenever i got near my front door and my phone picked up my wifi signal.

then i thought about how sad that was and stopped.

Darth Vader is really a Mexican.

That explains so much.

[tjcaustin]

He's Judas, just like demik

[YoungMichael88]

He's Judas, just like demik

A little demik each day helps to maintain healthy bones and teeth....and that's a good thing.