Whatever this abomination is...
I'm out of most foods in my apartment, except for spaghetti, bread, cheese, bacon, and beer (the essential food groups). Spaghetti was ignored because that's a whole thing, and I got straight to work figuring out the best way to make a grilled cheese sandwich without butter. Bacon grease, of course!
Step 1: Make the nastiest looking bacon ever because you decided to put smoked cheese on it because that makes sense.
After you clean up your mess from burning the cheese onto the pan, use what little bacon grease is left to burn one half of your grilled cheese sandwich while you build the other half on top. Then flip it poorly, spilling half of the cheese onto the pan, and let that burn on real nice too - it's okay, you didn't want the cheese anyway.
Struggle with that a bit, burn some more parts, don't take any more pictures of the process because frustration, and then voila!
You have this pile of turd that you call food.