Sometimes, when I have to poop...

[C5Allroad]

A wee bit of weird thing... I hope I'm not the only one...

I'll hold in as long as possible so it goes at once so I won't have to go later again...

[digi]

that's really bad for you, you should just wear a diaper then you don't have to wait

[rowdy]

I try to time mine so as to have one big one just before I leave work in the afternoon.

[C5Allroad]

Then you weigh yourself...

[digi]

I try to time mine so as to have one big one just before I leave work in the afternoon.

lol, smart. getting paid to poop, whole new world Rowdy!

[noisyturtle]

My poop is sneaky and will show up at the back door like a freshly disturbed avalanche. There is usually very little prep time before it attempts escape.

[C5Allroad]

A nice thing to do when you're out of baby wipes, is to waddle over to the sink and moisten tp with warm water.

[Input Nirvana]

I eat 3 times a day and go 3 times a day.

Is that normal?

[digi]

I eat 3 times a day and go 3 times a day.

Is that normal?

that's very healthy! I always poop once a day, I smile when I go twice, I could only dream about 3 times..

[C5Allroad]

I go twice, sometimes 3. If you eat junk food for a while, then all of a sudden eat healthy, full detox and diarrhea.

[SpAmRaY]

Sometimes I only poop every 2 or 3 days. Oh and wet wipes FTW!

[Input Nirvana]

Sometimes I only poop every 2 or 3 days. Oh and wet wipes FTW!

DAMN! I can't imagine 3 days worth of food inside me. I eat about 3 pounds a day.

[C5Allroad]

Sometimes I only poop every 2 or 3 days. Oh and wet wipes FTW!

Do you weigh yourself after that?

[Input Nirvana]

I know how much I eat, it's a regular amount with some exceptions, and I have weighed food, but not a regular basis, that would be weird.

Basically I was curious how much I ate, so I weighed stuff a few times. I'm sure there are some days I eat a lot less and a lot of lighter weight, filling food.

[digi]

all this good poop discussion just got me going for round 2, thanks guyz!...brb.b...

[SpAmRaY]

I've always wanted to do one of those colon cleanse things/detox, but I think it's all just hype.

[tp4tissue]

I've always wanted to do one of those colon cleanse things/detox, but I think it's all just hype.

Well that's similar to what I thought about nasal rinse.  then I tried nasal rinse, and now I must have it..

I'm not so adventurous about rinsing down there though....  I said no-homo 1 too many times in highschool....

[Input Nirvana]

I've always wanted to do one of those colon cleanse things/detox, but I think it's all just hype.

Nos

I've always wanted to do one of those colon cleanse things/detox, but I think it's all just hype.

Well that's similar to what I thought about nasal rinse.  then I tried nasal rinse, and now I must have it..

I'm not so adventurous about rinsing down there though....  I said no-homo 1 too many times in highschool....

Well that's similar to what I thought about nasal rinse.  then I tried nasal rinse, and now I must have it..

I'm not so adventurous about rinsing down there though....  I said no-homo 1 too many times in highschool....

You mean "nose-homo" or "knows-homo"?

And what does a greasy tube shoved up your anus have to do with THAT?

[Photekq]

[tp4tissue]

I've always wanted to do one of those colon cleanse things/detox, but I think it's all just hype.

Nos

I've always wanted to do one of those colon cleanse things/detox, but I think it's all just hype.

Well that's similar to what I thought about nasal rinse.  then I tried nasal rinse, and now I must have it..

I'm not so adventurous about rinsing down there though....  I said no-homo 1 too many times in highschool....

Well that's similar to what I thought about nasal rinse.  then I tried nasal rinse, and now I must have it..

I'm not so adventurous about rinsing down there though....  I said no-homo 1 too many times in highschool....

You mean "nose-homo" or "knows-homo"?

And what does a greasy tube shoved up your anus have to do with THAT?

Gee when u put it that way....    hey maybe we go together, get a 2fur

[demik]

cant poop unless i can shower right after

[Input Nirvana]

I've always wanted to do one of those colon cleanse things/detox, but I think it's all just hype.

Nos

I've always wanted to do one of those colon cleanse things/detox, but I think it's all just hype.

Well that's similar to what I thought about nasal rinse.  then I tried nasal rinse, and now I must have it..

I'm not so adventurous about rinsing down there though....  I said no-homo 1 too many times in highschool....

Well that's similar to what I thought about nasal rinse.  then I tried nasal rinse, and now I must have it..

I'm not so adventurous about rinsing down there though....  I said no-homo 1 too many times in highschool....

You mean "nose-homo" or "knows-homo"?

And what does a greasy tube shoved up your anus have to do with THAT?

Gee when u put it that way....    hey maybe we go together, get a 2fur

We go make the business.

[Input Nirvana]

cant poop unless i can shower right after

This thread achieved epic status now that Demmi posted!


Now it's FUN!

[noisyturtle]

cant poop unless i can shower right after

If it's gonna be a squirter sometimes I just poop in the shower while I'm showering. It all winds up in the same place anyway.

note: do not do this if you have a lady friend with you, she will not think it is funny at all   

[digi]

cant poop unless i can shower right after

If it's gonna be a squirter sometimes I just poop in the shower while I'm showering. It all winds up in the same place anyway.

note: do not do this if you have a lady friend with you, she will not think it is funny at all   

now if you can shave while you poop in the shower and somehow wash yourself with the other hand, you're doin' big thangz son.

[demik]

cant poop unless i can shower right after

If it's gonna be a squirter sometimes I just poop in the shower while I'm showering. It all winds up in the same place anyway.

note: do not do this if you have a lady friend with you, she will not think it is funny at all   

i like to read while I ****, since it's the only time I'm left alone also that's disgusting. So, **** in the toilet and not the shower. Pee though? Who doesn't?!

[SpAmRaY]

cant poop unless i can shower right after

If it's gonna be a squirter sometimes I just poop in the shower while I'm showering. It all winds up in the same place anyway.

note: do not do this if you have a lady friend with you, she will not think it is funny at all   

I've always wondered why not have a disposal type drain in the shower so you can just drop em while showering let it take care of the rest.

[Input Nirvana]

all this good poop discussion just got me going for round 2, thanks guyz!...brb.b...

So how was it?
Success?
Wanna try for 3?

[Input Nirvana]

You old timers will laugh at this spoof of Geekwhack past...

"SUMMER OF POOP"

hhaahaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[digi]

all this good poop discussion just got me going for round 2, thanks guyz!...brb.b...

So how was it?
Success?
Wanna try for 3?

haha...well..a little slower than usual, not sure if I had too much protein today or what but I did manage to get some good text messages out...I would rate the productivity level about 6/10.

If I manage to poop again tonight I will definitely post back, you really got me motivated right now!

[demik]

IN, does it ping when you poop?

[Input Nirvana]

Strive for the moon, digi

[Input Nirvana]

IN, does it ping when you poop?

Only when I'm thinking of Rippy-von-winkler

[digi]

if you guys really want to party, you should have a poop competition with your friends in a large bathroom and see who can be the loudest, it's super fun. You'll never laugh so hard again!

[Input Nirvana]

if you guys really want to party, you should have a poop competition with your friends in a large bathroom and see who can be the loudest, it's super fun. You'll never laugh so hard again!

I gotta leave this thread "behind"

[demik]

if you guys really want to party, you should have a poop competition with your friends in a large bathroom and see who can be the loudest, it's super fun. You'll never laugh so hard again!

you dont know your real friends until you've had a round of battle****s

[digi]

if you guys really want to party, you should have a poop competition with your friends in a large bathroom and see who can be the loudest, it's super fun. You'll never laugh so hard again!

you dont know your real friends until you've had a round of battle****s

#realtalk

[tp4tissue]

cant poop unless i can shower right after

If it's gonna be a squirter sometimes I just poop in the shower while I'm showering. It all winds up in the same place anyway.

note: do not do this if you have a lady friend with you, she will not think it is funny at all   

I've always wondered why not have a disposal type drain in the shower so you can just drop em while showering let it take care of the rest.

jesus, it's like I am meeting you guys for the first time.....   what is all this madness.

[calavera]

I love this GIF.

[digi]

Show Image

I love this GIF.

hahaha, that's great.

[iri]

i eat ~5 times a day and **** ~5 times a day, all at work. so yeah, i get paid to take a ****.

note: do not do this if you have a lady friend with you, she will not think it is funny at all   

dunno, i don't take a show with friends.

[Novus]

You guys ever play battle****?

[paicrai]

You guys ever play battle****?

****flinger

[C5Allroad]

cant poop unless i can shower right after

Same here...

[Air tree]

This thread...

[C5Allroad]

This thread...

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It's the best thread lol.

[Air tree]

This thread...

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It's the best thread lol.

[tp4tissue]

This thread...

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It's the best thread lol.

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[absyrd]

I used to have complete control over my bowel movements.

Coffee + cigarette = insta-poo

Now that I quit smoking, I'm finding it hard to ready, aim, fire.

[jdcarpe]

This is not the BEST thread...






























































...but it's easily NUMBER TWO!