I don't even mention those details to my girlfriend when we're doing the nasty. In other words, you are missing out on nothing.
american vernacular confuses me. why would have sex be referred to as 'doing the nasty'? regardless, it's not real sex if you're not yelling KEYBOARD SCIENCE every 30 seconds into your partner's eardrums
Speaking of highly valued keyboard items and Erotic Fluid Transfer At Point Of Sex, I hear that certain Korean members of our community doth scream 'Ooooop Ooooop Ooooop Opa Gangnam Style' at the point of no return. That maybe not be keyboard science, but screaming Kpop while doing the doggy and waving your arm above your head like bronco billy sure as hell beats playing with lego and yelling: "Oooh baby...come feel some oneness with cup rubber with me...nowww baaaaabbbbbbyyyyy!!!!!!"
"Oh honey, did you hear the 'thwack' of my ejaculate on the wall 6ft behind your left ear? It sounded just like the bottoming out sound on my TypeHeaven...."
"Oh I love you, you geeky self...now race me on typeracer - NUDE. I'm gonna whip your ass till you get hard again baby!"
***R*pster wakes up***"OMFG what have I done to DangWang's LZ 84 SE! I know, I'll consult my own spill guide."
"Thank God I backed up the WIKI..."